Can the PS3...?

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Are you kidding?
Dunno if anyone other than me will find this amusing.

http://eu.playstation.com/ps3/index.html?locale=en_GB

Follow the link and click on "Ask A Question"

Can the PS3 Breathe?
The PS3 may not actually be alive, or breathe itself, but it will breathe life into anything that happens upon it.

Can the PS3 die?
Are you threathening Playstation3?

It made me chuckle.
 
Can You Cook Steak On Its Built In Grill?

If you want tasty stuff, then yes

lol

can the ps3- fly?

the ps3 is good, but its not a superhero......

can the ps3 swim?

water and ps3 dont get on

can ps3 surf?

salt water+ ps3 = disaster
 
Can PS3 smell? PS3 can smell you. You need a shower.
Can PS3 see? PS3 is always watching.
 
Can PS3 play?

So, you want to know if the PS3 can play? Click here & find out.

Then it tells you about blu ray disks



Can the PS3 laugh?

If the PS3 could laugh, it would laugh long & loud.



Can the PS3 eat?

Does it look like the PS3 has a mouth?



Can the PS3 talk?

You probably need a human for that.



Can PS3 cheat?

PS3 never cheats.



Can PS3 speak?

PS3 can speak fluently in 17,962 languages in the universe. That includes Shangohaj from the planet Hubub, & Welsh. However, PS3 isn't in a chatty mood at the moment.
 
Can PS3 die?
Are you threatening Playstation 3?

Edit : DannyG :grumpy:
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Can PS3 fear?
Playstation 3 fears nothing. Nothing!

Can PS3 cry?
Never

Can PS3 puke?
Playstation 3 doesn't eat and has no digestive system.
I hope for your sake that you already know this.
 
Can the PS3 dance?

Do you see arms and legs on the PS3?

:lol:

Sing?

Only in a game, why not check out singstar?

Whine?

No. The ps3 never whines.

:lol: rofl

Launch in Europe?

The only launch the PS3 is interested is the Launch of the ps3.

:odd:

Steal?

The ps3 would never dream of such a thing.

Dream?

The PS3 doesn't need to dream. Real Life is too good.

Man thats funny. :D

More.

Row a boat?

What do boats do? Go on water. What do entertainment systems do? Exactly.

Laugh?

If it could laugh, it would laugh long and loud. :D

Heres the best:

Can the ps3 joke?

Teacher: If I have 5 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what do I have?

Student: Big hands.

Ba-Dum-Psh.
 
Can PS3 vomit?

PS3 is thankful that it is not capable of vomiting.



Can PS3 get angry?

Get a PS3 & find out for yourself.



Can the PS3 sit?

If there was a world championship sitting contest PS3's trophy cabinet would need reinforcing.
 
can the ps3 rule the world?

of course it can, ps3 is king

can the ps3 create life?

ps3 can create a lot of things, all of them good.

can the ps3 break the sound barrier?

the ps3 sounds great

can the ps3 travel through time?

ps3 can go anywhere and do anything and it doesnt have to move. that's what makes it so special.

can the ps3 cure cancer?

the ps3 can heal boredom


well unfortunately im now bored.
 
"Can ps3 lick my balls?"
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

KAJOWNED. :lol:
 
can ps3 suck me off?

you'd like that wouldn't you?

:lol:

Actually, yes I would :guilty:
 
"CAN THE PS3... Take it up the ass?

"PS3 DOESN'T TAKE, IT GIVES."

I think I'll buy a second PS3. 👍 :dunce:
 
"Can the PS3 be more expensive?"

"PS3 CAN BE ANYTHING IT WANTS TO BE"

"Can the PS3 chew?"

"I'D NEED TO CHEW THAT OVER FOR A WHILE BEFORE ANSWERING"
 
Suck my d***

"ARE YOU TRYING TO TEST WHETHER I KNOW SWEAR WORDS OR IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION?"

Suck my Penis?
"I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO PASS THAT QUESTION ON. ASK SOMETHING MINUS THE VULGARITIES"
"COME ON, DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO ANSWER FILTHY STUFF LIKE THAT?"
"I WILL BE READY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AS SOON AS YOU STOP BEING RUDE"

I kept hitting "Submit", but just got different variations of the same ones

Throw a ball?
"LAST TIME I CHECKED THE PS3 DIDN'T HAVE ARMS. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP FOR YOU."

Kick a football?
"AS LONG AS IT'S IN A GAME, YES."

Travel in outer space?
"PS3 CAN GO ANYWHERE AND DO ANYTHING AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MOVE. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL."

Play xbox games?
"SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT PLAYSTATION®3 CAN PLAY? CLICK HERE AND FIND OUT."

Make a good cup of coffee?
"PS3'S MAIN OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY" - I'm going to take that as an official yes...

Finally be released?
"PS3 CAN BE ANYTHING IT WANTS TO BE."

Speak Russian?
"PLAYSTATION®3 CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY IN THE 17,962 LANGUAGES IN THE UNIVERSE. THAT INCLUDES SHANGOHAJI FROM THE PLANET HUBUB, AND WELSH. HOWEVER, PLAYSTATION®3 ISN'T IN A CHATTY MOOD AT THE MOMENT."

Well here goes...

Поговорите Русского? (Speak Russian)
"I’M NOT SURE WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, CLICK ON ONE OF THE TOPICS BELOW IF THEY RELATE TO YOUR QUESTION OR ASK ANOTHER: PS3 MEMORY, PS3 COMPATIBILITY, PS3 & CELL PROCESSOR, PS3 CONNECTIVITY"
"I'M NOT SURE THAT I'VE UNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION, BUT I'D RECOMMEND YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE 'PS3 STORIES' TO SEE SOME AMAZING VIDEOS" - And I thought that they said it could speak all languages!

Ok, done now
 
Can the PS3...

respect mah authoritah?
PS3 has a healthy respect for all things.

fall?
Only if it's pushed, and nobody pushes PS3.

smoke?
Smoke and Playstation 3 don't really mix well.

win?
PS3 always wins.

knock out the Burger King?
Playstation 3 has never tried. There's always a first time for everything thought.

teach?
Yes, but it is not sure whether you would understand.

drum?
Drumming is a little difficult when you've got no arms.

break?
What I will say is that I've seen more men broken by the PS3, than I've seen PS3's broken by men.
 

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