canada club

[audiracing]

for all of us who can proudly say "I am canadian"

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by audiracing
for all of us who can proudly say "I am canadain"

Yep.

 

[Chris Hendriks]

Originally posted by audiracing
for all of us who can proudly say "I am canadain"

Yoiu cant even spell CANADIAN!You're a discrace to the best country in the world

jk

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by milefile
Yep.

 

[xAkirax2004]

I can tell how this thread is going...

1. Goes somewhat on topic for the next 3 posts.
2. then goes off topic for about 20 or so posts.
3. Duke, Giles or boom closes it.

 

[halfracedrift]

I AM Canadian.. But not Canadain..... dude...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Got this in my E-mail...
its a spoof of a great canadian beer commercial we had running here. the one at the bottom is the best Dont get all up in a knot over these ok people.


I AM CANADIAN


Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
----------------------------

I AM ITALIAN

Ciao...
I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.
I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.
And I don't drive a Camaro.
And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,
Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.

I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the worldcup.
Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,
Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,
And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!

Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!!
My name is Guiseppe !!!
AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------------------

I AM PAKISTANI

Allo,
I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.
I don't go to fleamarkets, or worshipelephants, or eat with my hands.
And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle,
Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.

I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist
siege.

A turban IS an article of clothing.
Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods
Curry is a VERY tasty dish,
and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee, GAUN-dee!!

Pakistan IS a third world country,
The first nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the middle east!!
My name is Raheem!
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
------------------------------

I AM CHINESE!

Wai...
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up
Civic.
And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddington Heights
Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.

I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts
And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.
I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,

Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk
Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.
And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fat Choi, not Gon HEE Fat Choy

China is the LARGEST country in Asia
The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,
And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!
My name is FUNG!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and finally........
--------------------------------

I AM AMERICAN

Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go
somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!
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, I like all the parts about the flags

yeah, im canadian and proud of it.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

 

[Chris Hendriks]

thats been posted in the comedy corner already

still funny as hell though

 

[-Fred-]

http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm

 

[hanker]

Canucks Reunite............

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'm going to Montreal in December. Maybe I'll see you and kick your ass for no reason at all. I'm not talking to any one person. I'm just blabbering. I should learn to speak a little bit of French. At least how to say '**** your mother' or something cool like that.

m00.

 

[boombexus]

I've been to Monreal a few times Klos. It's a really cool city. Actually the city of Montreal is on a island if I recall correctly.

Just remember, all the street signs are in French and the speed limit is in kilometers. Ha!

If you get a chance, stop in "Club Super Sex." It's North Americas largest "gentlemens club!"

Spectacular. 👍

 

[Klostrophobic]

Cool. I'll be 18 by the time I go, so yeah. Do most of the people there speak English at all? Or should I learn some French?

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Cool. I'll be 18 by the time I go, so yeah. Do most of the people there speak English at all? Or should I learn some French?

Most of the people their spoke English fluently. But I found that they mostly assumed that I spoke French so I felt like a jackass when I asked if they spoke English.

I had no problems communicating with anyone there but I wish I spoke more conversational French as I really only know French cooking terms. But hey, I'd never go hungry. But yeah, learn some French if you get the chance, it's only going to help you out. 👍

So Canadians, is French or English the primary language in Canada?

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by boombexus

So Canadians, is French or English the primary language in Canada?

English is primary everywhere but in Quebec (Quebec being the land that France found back in the 1400s, only to get it stolen by the English).

If you get a chance, stop in "Club Super Sex." It's North Americas largest "gentlemens club!"

Also be sure to experience a poutine! Montreal is a cool city, though i wouldn't want to live there all year long...

 

[StevieMo]

Poutine is fantastic. It's basically a whole lot of fat and grease.

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by StevieMo
Poutine is fantastic. It's basically a whole lot of fat and grease.

Just like 99,9999% of the food found in the United States. So you guys won't feel like you're too far away.

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by PunkRock
English is primary everywhere but in Quebec (Quebec being the land that France found back in the 1400s, only to get it stolen by the English).

Also be sure to experience a poutine! Montreal is a cool city, though i wouldn't want to live there all year long...

You been to Club Super Sex PR?

What's a poutine? I sure wouldn't want Klos to miss out on anything while he's there.

 

[StevieMo]

Originally posted by boombexus
You been to Club Super Sex PR?

What's a poutine? I sure wouldn't want Klos to miss out on anything while he's there.

It's melted cheese and gravy smothered on french fries. It's a real artery clogger.

 

[halfracedrift]

Well, Canada recognizes both English and French as the official languages..... but most of us speak english

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by StevieMo
It's melted cheese and gravy smothered on french fries. It's a real artery clogger.

Ooohh! Sounds like a side order you can get at the Waffle House here in the States. Mostly in the southern states though.

Spattered, smothered, covered..........yummy.

 

[boombexus]

And how do you pronounce "poutine?"

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by boombexus
And how do you pronounce "poutine?"

pew-teen, or poo-teen, would be close to the actual pronounciation. You can get them at just about every fast food place, too.

You been to Club Super Sex PR?

I will answer this question only in the presence of my lawyer... Used to go there a lot, back when i was single and with no life. How times change...

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by PunkRock

I will answer this question only in the presence of my lawyer... Used to go there a lot, back when i was single and with no life. How times change...

I really don't understand why you don't go there anymore? Please help me to understand.

Who can resist wall to wall, as far as the eye can see, female nakedness. Other than gays and other females I reckon.


I've only been to Club Supre Sex once and that was many years ago when I used to live in Burlington Vermont. Montreal was only about an hours drive from there.

I actually pursued a job in Montreal as I was that impressed with the town. Course the gasoline price gouging made me think twice about doing that.

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by boombexus
I really don't understand why you don't go there anymore? Please help me to understand.

Who can resist wall to wall, as far as the eye can see, female nakedness. Other than gays and other females I reckon.

Let's just say i've got a 5'6, 120lb reason not to go there anymore... It's just like everything else i guess, one day the novelty wears off, and you just don't care for certain things...

 

[milefile]

I wish I could've explored Canada some while I was single. I know guys who go to Toronto just for the clubs. But I did live in San Francisco back then and I can say the the Market Street Theatre is quite interesting, although a little unrefined and I'm sure not as nice as this Supre Sex place. The French know how to do smut 👍

 

[emad]

my name is emad...and
I AM NOW CANADIAN...well for the past 5 years


btw, to all u reefers out there, possession of pot is once again an arrestable offense...

 

[dudearonymus_32]

And of course with the topic of Canada comes the question: What's your favourite hockey team? I used to live in Toronto so it's the Leafs but I live in Montreal now and saying something like that isn't the wisest decision to make.

 

[hanker]

Ahh yes the wonderful poutine, just make sure you dont get it at like Burger King! although its not all that bad there!