Chat Anonymously with total strangers

[Northstar]

I tried a couple more times, I got a Brazilian guy and we talked about weather for about two minutes. Than I got someone who wouldn't even answer a/s/l.

 

[tfujiwara]

Stranger: hello
You: sup!
Stranger: hows the weather over there?
You: Sucks! just snowed here in chicago after spring break.
Stranger: i never seen snow before
You: ohh
Stranger: how are you supose to drive with it?
You: with a subaru sti ofcourse
Stranger: F** sti's
Stranger: go toyota camry's

well the last one he dint say. I just put it there to be funny. but he said he had r32 gtr and 180sx. from there we talked about drifting and our cars. nice talk

 

[ExigeEvan]

I tried a couple more times, I got a Brazilian guy and we talked about weather for about two minutes. Than I got someone who wouldn't even answer a/s/l.

I had a guy from Mississippi do the same

[EDIT] Boo, the server is down!

 

[Bram Turismo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: bye then

Stranger: hello
You: sup!
Stranger: hows the weather over there?
You: Sucks! just snowed here in chicago after spring break.
Stranger: i never seen snow before
You: ohh
Stranger: how are you supose to drive with it?
You: with a subaru sti ofcourse
Stranger: F** sti's
Stranger: go toyota camry's

!

 

[Richardrfo]

Had someone who I think might've been lying.
And by think, it's kind of obvious.
A 6ft Brazilian female model with a shaved head apparently.

 

[Turbo Lag]

I too think being random is a good way to start off... works well for me.

 

[tfujiwara]

I too think being random is a good way to start off... works well for me.

speaking of that, i had a 15 year old asian that was like this..
You: Hello
Stranger: i love chocolat!!!
You:....

 

[bergauk]

Every single person I've talked to on this has disappeared on me when I said I live in California...

 

[Dazzla]

Maybe 'cause their not looking for an American? Canadians are all the rage nowadays anyway!

 

[YSSMAN]

I had a chat with a teacher from the UK today, we talked about the Spring Break/Holiday that is going on with the K-12/primary schools. A good way to waste 15 minutes in my Asian Politics class, eh?

 

[Rykon Zero]

I spoke with no less than three (3) Brazilian drug lords over the period of five minutes. It seems that all of Brazil has connected to this site.

 

[Blake]

Guess how much I don’t care?

 

[Azuremen]

See, this is good. But you should see the copy/pasta logs of b. Oh. My. God.

And watch out for the game.

My advice.

 

[Touring Mars]

Please keep the reports of your conversations within our own AUP standards - just posting up your convo and expecting us to find it funny or interesting is not enough - if it looks like spam, and it tastes like spam, then it is spam as far as I am concerned. Also, the same rules on bypassing or circumventing the swear filter obviously still apply...

 

[ExigeEvan]

See, this is good. But you should see the copy/pasta logs of b. Oh. My. God.

And watch out for the game.

My advice.

I got done yesterday. Couldn't care less.

 

[Omnis]

Stranger: and there off!
You: dun dunna dun, dunna dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun DUN duuuuuunnn
Stranger: number 7 is closing on the inside!
Stranger: gay water house is in the leade!
Stranger: whats this!
Stranger: hung like a horse is coming up from the out side! he is taking over every one!
You: I Can't Believe It's Not Dapple drops back to 4th place
Stranger: now its gay water house and hung like a horse neck and neck!
Stranger: and its hung like a horse by a head!
You: Acid Reign comes in 3rd

He left too soon. Plus, he had crappy horse names but it could have been so much more.

Oh, and I just ran into a cop. I said porkchop sandwiches and he said "sounds good. ASL?" lol, cop fail.

 

[boiltheocean]

I hate people which ask for ASL instantly, I just spam them with Pedobear until they disconnect.

 

[Stevisiov]

I have never done anything like this before, its kind of fun on the basis its hard to know what to expect.

I guess I just got Rick'rolled

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Must be a few of them knocking about.

 

[boiltheocean]

Must be a few of them knocking about.

More than just a few, I got rickrolled by the same guy from a german forum about 30 times. I've seen two variations of Pedobear, a Pro Evo Soccer and the words "the game" inside someones ass.

 

[Peterram430]

Stranger: finland?
You: uk
Stranger: me too!
You: why finland?
Stranger: oh, just curious

 

[Stevisiov]

I find the majority of the fun is taking on aliases, seeing how good I am at pretending I am from another country, or pretending I am female or whatever. People fall for it so easily, but then again, how do I know they are not doing exactly the same to me and I have fallen for it.

I asked a sweedish bloke to teach me a few useful phrases. I guess I could try learning some new languages.

 

[Turbo Lag]

I don't understand why people ask 'asl', I mean you go on Omegle because you want to be private. It's way more fun just talking random throughout the conversation.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Is it me or am I talking to a random computer?

I mean, they type rediculously fast, 15 words in a matter of seconds, with all the right capital letters and no errors. This is lame

 

[Stevisiov]

I don't understand why people ask 'asl', I mean you go on Omegle because you want to be private. It's way more fun just talking random throughout the conversation.

It's useful in some respects to establish some common ground, its handy know where they are from, as I find it interesting to know that I am talking to someone across Europe. At the same time asking asl straight away is frankly annoying. I am sure it has a lot to do with the fact many guys just want to find local women, its another one of the the many ways that it can be achieved on the internet. It seems a bit of a hit and miss way of trying, the only nearby person I came across was staffordshire and I have used this quite a lot in the last few days.

 

[ExigeEvan]

With such a great opening line I thought I had to have some fun...

Stranger: i am a male from brasil, and u?
You: I am a female from the UK
Stranger: great contry!!!
You: I hear brazilian men are hot

Going well...

Stranger: how old u are?

Oh no he didn't!

You: 13
Stranger: i have 20
Stranger: i very hot

Why did he even reply his age!?

 

[nk4e]

With such a great opening line I thought I had to have some fun...

Stranger: i am a male from brasil, and u?
You: I am a female from the UK
Stranger: great contry!!!
You: I hear brazilian men are hot

Going well...

Stranger: how old u are?

Oh no he didn't!

You: 13
Stranger: i have 20
Stranger: i very hot

Why did he even reply his age!?

Somehow that reminds me of the George Lopez Episode where Max is talking to his friend online.

 

[tfujiwara]

Is it me or am I talking to a random computer?

I mean, they type rediculously fast, 15 words in a matter of seconds, with all the right capital letters and no errors. This is lame

I always get the opposite of that

Stranger: how old u are?

Oh no he didn't!

You: 13
Stranger: i have 20
Stranger: i very hot

Why did he even reply his age!?

When they ask me for my age I always say...
"You:Your probably gonna leave me anyways) 10"

 

[tfujiwara]

sorry double post (accidently)

 

[McLaren]

With such a great opening line I thought I had to have some fun...

Stranger: i am a male from brasil, and u?
You: I am a female from the UK
Stranger: great contry!!!
You: I hear brazilian men are hot

Going well...

Stranger: how old u are?

Oh no he didn't!

You: 13
Stranger: i have 20
Stranger: i very hot

Why did he even reply his age!?

Why don't you take a seat. Take a seat, right over there.

 

[Omnis]

Why don't you take a seat. Take a seat, right over there.

We have samba!