Chick Cars?

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Convertible Mustangs ARE chick cars. Everyone knows that. Although the 1992-2005 Mustangs could arguably be called "chick cars"
 
SuperShouden
Convertible Mustangs ARE chick cars. Everyone knows that. Although the 1992-2005 Mustangs could arguably be called "chick cars"
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Correction: Convertible V6 Mustangs are chick cars.

Also, explain why you randomly picked 1992 as the beginning year of the "chick car" Mustangs when 1992 is exactly the same car as 1987, 88, 89, 90, 91, and 93? And you include 2005 yet not 2006-8, again despite them being the SAME CAR?
 
Chick cars are cars that are marketed towards women. I.E. VW New Beetle, Eclipse, Civic. That doesn't mean that only women drive those cars, but for the most part, they do.

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Rotary Junkie
Also, explain why you randomly picked 1992 as the beginning year of the "chick car" Mustangs when 1992 is exactly the same car as 1987, 88, 89, 90, 91, and 93? And you include 2005 yet not 2006-8, again despite them being the SAME CAR?
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I think he is confused as to when the years begin and end for the 4th gen Mustang.
 
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With respect to the placement of the filler neck, something I've noticed in cars with single exhaust pipes is that they're always on the other side as the exhaust. Possibly a safety thing to prevent any leaking from the pipe ending up on the hot exhaust pipe? My Evo 6 has a stupid bend in the exhaust right after the rear diff, and exits on the passenger side. Filler neck is on the drivers side. Evo 7 and up have a straight through exhaust design exiting on the drivers side, and it magically becomes a girls car. This is something I've noticed on just about every car with a single pipe exhaust.

Obviously doesn't apply to cars with exhaust outlets on both sides though.
 
SuperShouden
... I have figured out a way to tell for certain whether a car is a chick car or a guy car: which side of the car the gas filling thingy is on. If it's on the driver's side, it's a guy car. If it's on the passenger side, it's a chick car and if it's under the rear license plate, then it can go both ways. But my reasoning is, the only reason why the gas fill thing would be on the passenger side is so that the man can get out and fill up the car for his wife or girlfriend or whatever, which means it's marketed to women, and thus, a chick car...
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mmmm a very interesting theory, thanks for your clarification because lately I'm driving this:
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and everyone tells me that it's a man car.
 
It's an Audi...it's an omni-sex car 'cause no matter who you are, you'll cool just as cool driving one and everyone will know you're loaded...seriously, there is no such thing as a cheap Audi.
 
S2000 seems to appeal to both sexes, I see probably a 50% split. I knew a girl in high school that had one.

VW Jettas are chick cars here, maybe not the GLI though.
 
Danoff
Does anyone have a real explanation for why the fuel port changes sides? There are two main factors that come to mind. One is that it's always more convenient on the driver's side. Most of the time my wife is driving her car I'm not in it. And most of the time I'm driving my car she's not in it. So we do a lot of pumping gas alone - which means the driver's side is more convenient either way.

That being said, a car with long doors might be easier to fill up on the passenger side so as not to whack the gas pump with a long door. You can get closer to the hose if it's on the passenger side. Yet my RSX - which had fairly long doors had the fuel port on the driver's side.
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90% of the time the fuel door is on the opposite side of where the exhaust pipe is. Exception is for sporty cars that have true dual exhaust.
 
SuperShouden
It's an Audi...it's an omni-sex car 'cause no matter who you are, you'll cool just as cool driving one and everyone will know you're loaded...seriously, there is no such thing as a cheap Audi.
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Um, I can grab a new 2011 A4 for under $400 month, no money down for 3-4 years. That's cheap compared to some of the other Audis.
 
DeWinged
I regret clicking on this thread; my IQ took a nosedive.
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:lol:. Come on, this thread is hilarious!

Here's some more drivel to piss everyone off:
-Automatic transmission: chick car. Yes, even the Enzo.
-More than two seats: chick car. Men don't like their kids. Or their friends.
-Less than 300 hp: chick car. And don't argue about power/weight ratio. "Elise" is a girl's name, is it not?
-White paint: chick car. Same color as a wedding gown.
-Sunroof: chick car. Used for suntanning.
-Moonroof: chick car. Blondes use for moontanning.
-Visors with vanity mirrors: chick car. Has any man ever used these for anything?
-Toyota Prius: chick car. I'm serious about this one.
 
I suspect you made that list to specifically piss everyone off. That doesn't leave very many cars left. Hell, some of those qualify my Tundra to be a Chick car, and that doesn't make me very happy.:grumpy:
 
Apparently my RX7 is a chick car. It's white, has a sunroof, the fuel filler is on the wrong side, and it's loud, all the better for the girl to know it's running. Right?
 
Kylehnat
:lol:. Come on, this thread is hilarious!

Here's some more drivel to piss everyone off:
-Automatic transmission: chick car. Yes, even the Enzo.
-More than two seats: chick car. Men don't like their kids. Or their friends.
-Less than 300 hp: chick car. And don't argue about power/weight ratio. "Elise" is a girl's name, is it not?
-White paint: chick car. Same color as a wedding gown.
-Sunroof: chick car. Used for suntanning.
-Moonroof: chick car. Blondes use for moontanning.
-Visors with vanity mirrors: chick car. Has any man ever used these for anything?
-Toyota Prius: chick car. I'm serious about this one.
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Hmm...

Power windows: chick car. Real men use a window crank.
Power door locks: chick car. You get the idea
 
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Pitracer100
I expected to see a whole lot of this.
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^ I agree, any car that is overtly hip (they don't drive, but wear them), overtly rounded in the silliest angles, and these cars have no performance intentions. Here are my list:

Definite Chick Cars:

- VW New Beetle (any model except the RSi) - Just look at the pic above.
- Mitsubishi Eclipse 3rd & 4th gen - Why, why, why the Mitsu people ruined this marque? Oh well, too late now as it about to die not too long from now.
- MINI Cooper series (base models only) - Super stylish car means highly fashionable, hype-inducing fashion accessories.
- Fiat 500 (base models only) - See car above.
- Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible - See car above.
- Any small size CUV - High seating position means girls can see the road more while updating their Tweeter and Facebook account.
- Any car, SUV, & CUV with either CVT or A/T - When one hand is for the steering wheel...well...the other...well...you have to guess. :indiff:

Border-line Chick Cars:

- Mazda MX-5 Miata (NB) - Being here in Vegas and everytime I go to L.A., more and more ladies I've seen driving these good roadsters. I even got a smile on a cute chick in L.A. who drives a olive green MX-5 =TOP DOWN=, because I was =TOP DOWN= too and liked my S2K (and I smiled back. :sly:
- Mercedes-Benz SLK (non-AMG) - Pretty much an upgrade from a Miata. The chicks roadster of choice in general while moving up in the ladder, while maintaing a fashion sense/statement.
- BMW Z4 (E85, non-performance models) - See car above.
- Most entry-level luxury cars - As long it gives you status in the society, that is good enough for them!
- Most mid-size cars - These cars have good interior room (for girlfriends hitches a ride), more cup holders and cubby holes (to eat their yoplait and drink their Starbuck drinks), mostly A/T are featured (good for Tweetering/Facebooking), mostly have large vanity mirrors (to place their make ups on), and with no desire of driving pleasure/satisfaction. :indiff:
 
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The non-turbo BINI is more fun than many "guy-cars" are. If you get a Clubman, though, you deserve to get clubbed around the head with a tire-iron... :lol:

DeWinged
I regret clicking on this thread; my IQ took a nosedive.
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:lol:

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There is no such thing as a chick car. There are only insecure guys who simply have to find some reason to justify buying a p***s-extension-on-wheels or to berate other guys for not buying a p***s-extension themselves.

Real men can wear pink comfortably and drive convertibles. ;)

Really real men drive pink convertibles.
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And if you're a manly-man-man, you can even drive a New Beetle and not suffer any loss of dignity. You'll have to find some other way to stuff your trousers, though...

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(Okay... maybe that'll do it...)
 
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McLaren
Um, I can grab a new 2011 A4 for under $400 month, no money down for 3-4 years. That's cheap compared to some of the other Audis.
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Do the math. $400 a month over four years is $19200. That kind of money doesn't buy you a brand new Audi A4. It might allow you to lease purchase one but there will surely be some final payment required if you want to keep it.
 
Call my car a chick's car all you want, but I at least get hot girls to come up to talk to me out of the blue because of it. If you want to talk to dudes all the time, be my guest. And no, I in no way use my car to pull chicks.

Even if the Cooper is a chick's car, I'm secure enough in myself to still drive it.
 

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