Create A Nation 2.0

[Jahgee]

Canada's not even slightly soviet. Po-Novomu Berlin though... Yes, we're not epic.

Says the Canadian

 

[Quackjack]

A USS Ranger team was sent to investigate old Land of the Free territory, and what they brought back from Havana was beyond words.

“We got off the zodiac, and we were greeted by the smell of dried blood, vomit, and rotting corpses wafted together in the winter air,” Says USS Ranger Alexander Sanderson. “We continued down the trail, and my god there was dead children lying over the pier. The rookie next to me almost puked in his balaclava. At the center of town was hell on earth; bodies in the streets, broken glass, burned cars with old men in them. The capitol building was broken down, and the politicians were burnt with the poor. We saw only a handful of survivors; an old lady and her son burying a baby and her mother, and a weeping teenager over his father.”

The Pentagon sent the report worldwide this afternoon…

A lone survivor walking down the streets of Havana...
*Not mine*

 

[Jahgee]

New Jahgeeia has decided that unless another country steps up, then we will clean LotF in 2024 with Nuclear Weapons

 

[Quackjack]

New Jahgeeia has decided that unless another country steps up, then we will clean LotF in 2024 with Nuclear Weapons

"Hearing of the New Jahgeeian nuke attempt, we must remind them that there are still other ways to cleanse the land. We offer to help clean up the remains of the LOTF with other nations, regardless of political status. We must clean the bodies, fix or demolish the buildings and help those who remain."
- A much more sober Mr. Anderson

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

A USS Ranger team was sent to investigate old Land of the Free territory, and what they brought back from Havana was beyond words.

“We got off the zodiac, and we were greeted by the smell of dried blood, vomit, and rotting corpses wafted together in the winter air,” Says USS Ranger Alexander Sanderson. “We continued down the trail, and my god there was dead children lying over the pier. The rookie next to me almost puked in his balaclava. At the center of town was hell on earth; bodies in the streets, broken glass, burned cars with old men in them. The capitol building was broken down, and the politicians were burnt with the poor. We saw only a handful of survivors; an old lady and her son burying a baby and her mother, and a weeping teenager over his father.”

The Pentagon sent the report worldwide this afternoon…

A lone survivor walking down the streets of Havana...
*Not mine*

My god...

 

[locoman88]

The King also accepts the treaty of your nation. Hoping for the best of trade and the safety of each other.

I offer a peace treatie along with trading. Enjoy!

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Says the Canadian

We're not soviet. What on earth would make you think that Canada's soviet?

 

[Quackjack]

I'll remind y'all:

NASCAR signups???

 

[Driving Park]

Map is on the OP, here to:

You give me too much credit, my annexes only take the country halfway down, not all the way down.

Jahgee Grand Prix (Decided to use a random Pre Generated Randomization so you can go prove it that I did not edit it and I showed my time)

If somebody could do a writeup recap of the race for me, that would be great. If not I can do it myself

Top 10 for both drivers. Not a bad start for Force Siberia.

(and f.y.i. guys, if you haven't noticed, I'm the Soviets. )

 

[Jahgee]

Well after we demolish the buildings and all of that, we can use my nuclear weapons in order to kill of the virus entirely. I wouldn't kill any human with my nuclear weapons unless they attacked me first and I had no choice.

 

[Quackjack]

Well after we demolish the buildings and all of that, we can use my nuclear weapons in order to kill of the virus entirely. I wouldn't kill any human with my nuclear weapons unless they attacked me first and I had no choice.

Not needed. We could use my water vaccine.

Also, the Dayton 500 will commence soon, so last call before it happens.

 

[Driving Park]

Not needed. We could use my water vaccine.

Also, the Dayton 500 will commence soon, so last call before it happens.

I'll send the same two drivers as last time: Ivan Ivanov and Alexei Dragunov.

 

[Jahgee]

Not needed. We could use my water vaccine.

Also, the Dayton 500 will commence soon, so last call before it happens.

Well that will cure the water, but what about the land, what will stop the virus that by then must have seeped into the soil?

Dayton doesn't have a racetrack

 

[locoman88]

Not needed. We could use my water vaccine.

Also, the Dayton 500 will commence soon, so last call before it happens.

Send two of mine, James Ivy, and Lawrance Tapia.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

You give me too much credit, my annexes only take the country halfway down, not all the way down.



Top 10 for both drivers. Not a bad start for Force Siberia.

(and f.y.i. guys, if you haven't noticed, I'm the Soviets. )

To be fair, you probably couldn't survive with just the top-half. It's reserved for the Kulaks. Now who's Soviet?

 

[Quackjack]

Send two of mine, James Ivy, and Lawrance Tapia.

Fill out the following form.

I'll send the same two drivers as last time: Ivan Ivanov and Alexei Dragunov.

You to.

NASCAR Lineup as of now:

#12 - Jorge Moss (Age: 40 - Hometown: Portland, Maine - Nationality: New English
#95 - Johnny B. Goodman (Age: 26 - Hometown: Danbury, Connecticut - Nationality: New English)
#41 - Jordan Romano (Age: 20 - Hometown: New York, Manhattan - Nationality: New English)
#29 - Kevin Harvick (Age: 43 - Hometown: Bakersfield, South California - Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – Jimmie Johnson (Age: 43 - Hometown: El Cajon, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#08 – Regan Smith (Age: 35 - Hometown: Cato, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#60 – Boris Said (Age: 56 - Hometown: New York, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#51 – Kyle Busch (Age: 34 - Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#54 – Kurt Busch (Age: 41- Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#24 – Jeff Gordon (Age: 48 - Hometown: Vallejo, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#88 – Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Age: 44- Hometown: Kannapolis, North Carolina – Nationality: United Southerner)
#21 – Trevor Bayne (Age: 28 - Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee – Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – David Blackman *Yup, he’s black* (Age: 19- Hometown: Dallas, Texas – Nationality: United Southerner)
#1 - Steve Park (Age: 52 - Hometown: East Northport, New York - Nationality: New Jahgeeian)

 

[Driving Park]

To be fair, you probably couldn't survive with just the top-half. It's reserved for the Kulaks. Now who's Soviet?

What do you think I've been doing for the entire game?

#12 - Jorge Moss (Age: 40 - Hometown: Portland, Maine - Nationality: New English
#95 - Johnny B. Goodman (Age: 26 - Hometown: Danbury, Connecticut - Nationality: New English)
#41 - Jordan Romano (Age: 20 - Hometown: New York, Manhattan - Nationality: New English)
#29 - Kevin Harvick (Age: 43 - Hometown: Bakersfield, South California - Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – Jimmie Johnson (Age: 43 - Hometown: El Cajon, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#08 – Regan Smith (Age: 35 - Hometown: Cato, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#60 – Boris Said (Age: 56 - Hometown: New York, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#51 – Kyle Busch (Age: 34 - Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#54 – Kurt Busch (Age: 41- Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#24 – Jeff Gordon (Age: 48 - Hometown: Vallejo, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#88 – Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Age: 44- Hometown: Kannapolis, North Carolina – Nationality: United Southerner)
#21 – Trevor Bayne (Age: 28 - Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee – Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – David Blackman *Yup, he’s black* (Age: 19- Hometown: Dallas, Texas – Nationality: United Southerner)
#1 - Steve Park (Age: 52 - Hometown: East Northport, New York - Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#5 - Ivan Ivanov (Age: 35 - Hometown: former Krasnoyarsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai - Nationality: Siberian)
#55 - Alexei Dragunov (Age: 31 - Hometown: Norilsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai - Nationaly: Siberian)

 

[Jahgee]

Steve Park has decided to retire and hand over his ride to 21 year old Sammy Grible, a farmer from Delhi, New York in the Catskill Mountains

 

[Quackjack]

Steve Park has decided to retire and hand over his ride to 21 year old Sammy Grible, a farmer from the Catskill Mountains

Ah ok, fill out the form to.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

What do you think I've been doing for the entire game?

Well, you've done a bit, here and there, but, your country can't do too much, in terms of farming, etc. Collective farming!

 

[Driving Park]

Well, you've done a bit, here and there, but, your country can't do too much, in terms of farming, etc. Collective farming!

It's true, that's why we trade!

 

[locoman88]

Fill out the following form.

You to.

NASCAR Lineup as of now:

#12 - Jorge Moss (Age: 40 - Hometown: Portland, Maine - Nationality: New English
#95 - Johnny B. Goodman (Age: 26 - Hometown: Danbury, Connecticut - Nationality: New English)
#41 - Jordan Romano (Age: 20 - Hometown: New York, Manhattan - Nationality: New English)
#29 - Kevin Harvick (Age: 43 - Hometown: Bakersfield, South California - Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – Jimmie Johnson (Age: 43 - Hometown: El Cajon, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#08 – Regan Smith (Age: 35 - Hometown: Cato, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#60 – Boris Said (Age: 56 - Hometown: New York, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#51 – Kyle Busch (Age: 34 - Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#54 – Kurt Busch (Age: 41- Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
#24 – Jeff Gordon (Age: 48 - Hometown: Vallejo, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
#88 – Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Age: 44- Hometown: Kannapolis, North Carolina – Nationality: United Southerner)
#21 – Trevor Bayne (Age: 28 - Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee – Nationality: United Southerner)
#48 – David Blackman *Yup, he’s black* (Age: 19- Hometown: Dallas, Texas – Nationality: United Southerner)
#1 - Steve Park (Age: 52 - Hometown: East Northport, New York - Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
UNMWS: James Ivy, and Lawrance Tapia.

Here

 

[Jahgee]

#59 - Sammy Grible (Age: 21 - Hometown: Delhi, New York - Nationality: New Jahgeeian)

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Don't worry, I have an idea that will kill off LOTF without a nuke...just wait until tommorow =)

 

[Quackjack]

Loco, I meant number, hometown, ect.

 

[ghskilla]

Japan would like to offer an alliance to the Valentine province. Japan also re-opens trade to all nations, with 1 billion in trading profit coming in each season. $5billion is also spent on recruiting 300k land troops, 100k air troops, and 100k sea troops.

Yeah, we accept.

 

[Quackjack]

Don't worry, I have an idea that will kill off LOTF without a nuke...just wait until tommorow =)

Uh... we want the land. If noone else than I will.

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Uh... we want the land. If noone else than I will.

My idea will rid most of the virus as well.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

It's true, that's why we trade!

Success for Po-Novomu Berlin! How's the railway coming?

 

[Quackjack]

Since loco didn't sign up right, here are the results of the first NASCAR race in five years!


1.#29 - Kevin Harvick (Age: 43 - Hometown: Bakersfield, South California - Nationality: United Southerner)
2.#59 - Sammy Grible (Age: 21 - Hometown: Delhi, New York - Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
3.#08 – Regan Smith (Age: 35 - Hometown: Cato, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
4.#95 - Johnny B. Goodman (Age: 26 - Hometown: Danbury, Connecticut - Nationality: New English)
5.#5 - Ivan Ivanov (Age: 35 - Hometown: former Krasnoyarsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai - Nationality: Siberian)
6.#60 – Boris Said (Age: 56 - Hometown: New York, New York – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
7.#54 – Kurt Busch (Age: 41- Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
8.#55 - Alexei Dragunov (Age: 31 - Hometown: Norilsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai - Nationaly: Siberian)
9.#24 – Jeff Gordon (Age: 48 - Hometown: Vallejo, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
10.#12 - Jorge Moss (Age: 40 - Hometown: Portland, Maine - Nationality: New English
11.#48 – Jimmie Johnson (Age: 43 - Hometown: El Cajon, South California – Nationality: United Southerner)
12.#21 – Trevor Bayne (Age: 28 - Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee – Nationality: United Southerner)
13.#48 – David Blackman *Yup, he’s black* (Age: 19- Hometown: Dallas, Texas – Nationality: United Southerner)
14.#51 – Kyle Busch (Age: 34 - Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada – Nationality: New Jahgeeian)
15.#88 – Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Age: 44- Hometown: Kannapolis, North Carolina – Nationality: United Southerner)
16.#41 - Jordan Romano (Age: 20 - Hometown: New York, Manhattan - Nationality: New English)


WOOOT My favorite driver won! Someone can give a race report later.