ITCC_Andrew
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- Kitchener
Damn it, Rostov! 
BTW, my flag's on the first page.
BTW, my flag's on the first page.
Po-Novomu Berlin, after allowing the troops to return from the Mexican border, wishes to further train the troops.
A training-battle battle-ground of 100 km. sq. is being built in three locations:
-Azerbaijani desert
-Estonian forest
-Kurskoi oblasti plains
We will be conducting rigorous laser-tag battles, with all of our vehicles and weaponry (all fitted with lasers,) to improve the tactical resilience, accuracy, and general "quick thinking" of our soldiers.
The military generals will be watching over every battle, and every decision made, in every battle, to discuss the decisions (and the problems) afterwards, so that the leaders of every battalion will receive a full de-briefing of every conflict.
Po-Novomu Berlin wishes to extend an invitation to all countries to partake in the battles. Troops will not be injured.
"Really? Those ****ing antartic bastards again?"
-A rather drunk Mr. Anderson
Anyone wish to add their racers to NASCAR?
^^ Can you be sure?
We're putting $5 billion into the training of every soldier.
Our tactics will be advanced.
-Not one single tactic, or decision will be banned in our training. We expect that the Po-Novomu Berlin soldiers will be the most tactically versatile soldiers anywhere.
Our Rangers are the best forces in world sans FAST, and their techniques are used in the Army. I'm sure.
^^ But, do they know the Soviet tactical retreat? No?Haha, have fun storming the beaches, quack.
New Jahgeeia has declined Po-Novomu Berlin's invitation, saying this "We don't want to get involved in that pissing contest over in the middle of nowhere.
The Georgian wilderness, Greenlandish winter and Arizona desert will suffice![]()
New Jahgeeia has declined Po-Novomu Berlin's invitation, saying this "We don't want to get involved in that pissing contest over in the middle of nowhere.
Middle of nowhere? Dude, our borders are touching, sort of... Valentine Province is in the way.
The only nation that can out-bastard us; or atleast get close![]()
Atlanta, Georgia will hardly be a relevant battle to Po-Novomu Berlin. Also, what Georgian wilderness?![]()
If I can get more than 4 drivers
#35 Steve Park
If not then he is my reserve
New Jahgeeia would like to annex Nunavet and the Northwest Territories peacefully, or they can choose to face the wrath of 500,000 angry New Jahgeeian military personal with our improved bullets.
Sure, but this is the last one. The reason I have so many is because, well you get why.
Oh, for god's sakes! Nunavut!Canada's most useless province.
(I only say that because GTP User whiskymaser's been there. Immediately loses all credibility with me)
New Jahgeeia would like to annex Nunavet and the Northwest Territories peacefully, or they can choose to face the wrath of 500,000 angry New Jahgeeian military personal with our improved bullets.
Hey, if you can't tell, my country loves the cold alright![]()
The locals want nunavet...
In all seriousness, the few people there just go along with it. You might piss off New Canadia though...
The locals want nunavet...
In all seriousness, the few people there just go along with it. You might piss off New Canadia though...
Oh well, its leader likes the Evo more than the Impreza and I have no peace treaty with him.
Our job is to confuse the idiots and reward the geniuses, which is why we own a hunk of almost everything in the world and you don't StinkyPants!![]()