"... In other news today, reports from several motorists in south France claimed they saw a black Tommy Kaira ZZII police car driving at well over 100 MPH."
"It was crazy! I was driving to the store to buy groceries when all of a sudden, I see this black streak past my car. At first I didn't know what it was. I then thought it might be some crazy idiot in a supercar."
"I was walking along the road and this cop car flew past me, lights and sirens on, and the speed of it knocked me to the ground. I'm like, 'What kind of car is that?!"
"I just got out of a party with a friend and this car comes up from behind us. He seems like he's in a rush so I pull over to let him pass. As he's going by, I notice it's a supercar, but with a police livery on it. My friend said it was a 'Tommy Kaira ZZII.' Whatever the hell that is."
"I was driving along, mind my own business and this black car blows past me. There was a turn up ahead and I expected him to slow down so I could get his plates, but he disappeared!"
"If you have any more information about this car, please call us at 555-5555. Coming up next, is Justin Beiber actually a man? Stay tuned to find out..."