Dealing with a ricer

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Hell, What? A ricer problem, eh? Fast and the furious related?
I would bring in the real info on the cars.( Im pretty sure someone has the info on these stock wannabe cars. ) And then watch his face drop, and he'll won't like the FNF cars again, trust me, I did it to a kid last year.
 
Originally posted by drifter7

how should i go about humiliating him in front of everyone in the class?
Let him talk. He will soon make a fool of himself.
 
Originally posted by MazKid

Then go with him, and instruct him to start in nuetral, and rev it up, then, while revved, shift it to 1

Man you're harsh...

Also, remind him that when he stops he should shift to park even if it's at a stop light, and not to shift out of park unless he's going to take off from a stop.

so harsh :D
 
HERE... get back at him EASy....
i had one of those idiots in my class....

tell ask how to do a burnout in an automatic

if he says to rev it up in neutral and shift it to D
then just say out loud, "hahahah, u watch too many movies.."

answer: u cant unless ur car has high hp
revving it and dropping it in "D" will **** up the gear box...
 
That's not harsh!

Actually I wouldn't know, I've never tried such a thing. :)

I'd imagine that it would be quite a feat if he could shift it like that and not cause damage. But then again, if he's a ricer, he would probably want a manuel anyway, thus giving him the oppertunity. ;)
 
I saw a video of a GM test jockey testing a Trans-Am.
He would rev it up in neutral then drop it into drive, get the tires smoking and shift into reverse, immediately smoking the tires, then back into drive, repeated this several times. I don't know if the trans was damaged, but it didn't fail during the test. Very abusive and impressive.

I agree with the first respondent.
 
Well,
Bring up the point that the Mitsu. cars in F&F2 were slower than stock.
Ask him how long NOS lasts.
Last but not least, ask him how much he plans to spend to make his civic run a 20 sec. 1/4.
Oh, and ask him if he knows what turbo lag is.
 
Try tying his laces together under the table, that'll make him look stupid when he goes to walk somewhere.......
 
tell him about the insane drifts you can do if you shift to reverse while the car is going at high speed...
Or just grab some good headphones and tune out the idiots 👍
 
The guy is obviously a loser, and one of these days is bound to humiliate himself, let time take its course....haha, or you could knock HIM
 
Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Try tying his laces together under the table, that'll make him look stupid when he goes to walk somewhere.......

I have to say that one is right up there with Famine's idea. 👍
 
Originally posted by Famine
Most school-concentration acid you'd have to drink 3 pints of before it did anything.



I never said anything about the acid in school science labs.:p

Originally posted by M5Power
Moralistic, pah! You've still got it!

Woo! I'll never lose it, man. Never.
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
ask him what kind of pistons he would put in a mazda RX7 :lol:

hahaha that one is good. I will use that one sometime, I promise :lol:

Cano

also Famine's. nice ones (:
 
Originally posted by AznFuman
ask how to do a burnout in an automatic

if he says to rev it up in neutral and shift it to D
then just say out loud, "hahahah, u watch too many movies.."

answer: u cant unless ur car has high hp
revving it and dropping it in "D" will **** up the gear box...


my old fairmont could do some mad burnouts, it had an automatic and low horsepower.

Oh... and i didnt drop it into drive(i just had bad rear brakes) ;)
 
Mate i dont think its even worth your time to deal with this ricer wannabe loser, who should get out more or do some more research on cars. In a few years time i can see him making himself look like a loser when he gets a car, its just not worth it.
 
I had a guy come up to me one day in town while I was standing next to my GTR and he asked me if it had any modifycations done to it, I said that it had a few and it was far from standard, he then went on about how GTR`s could only have a limited number of mod`s done to them or they start slowing down, now we all know how stupid that is, then as I was about to make a come back all his mates rolled up and started laying into me about how all thier rotory`s are going to kick my arse, i asked them what they had and they replied with "RX7 13B Turb`s" So I came back with, modyfinga rotor is like spraying a fly with fly spray, it goes faster and faster, then stops. It shut them up.
 
Originally posted by NIAL8U
I had a guy come up to me one day in town while I was standing next to my GTR and he asked me if it had any modifycations done to it, I said that it had a few and it was far from standard, he then went on about how GTR`s could only have a limited number of mod`s done to them or they start slowing down, now we all know how stupid that is, then as I was about to make a come back all his mates rolled up and started laying into me about how all thier rotory`s are going to kick my arse, i asked them what they had and they replied with "RX7 13B Turb`s" So I came back with, modyfinga rotor is like spraying a fly with fly spray, it goes faster and faster, then stops. It shut them up.

You have a GTR? Pics? If no pics, the BS.

And what is wrong with modding a rotary? If mazboy reads that, you'll definitely get a yelling at.
 
how do you put pics on here, and what....because i claim to own such a vehical, without evadence it becomes bull****? Here in NZ they are as common as a GTS R32, they are cheap and popular by those who appreciate a good thing
 
here in NZ you can pick one up in almost any car yard that deals with performance cars, back to the topic, ask him a question about a car saying that you are interested in it but you know nothing about it, even though you know it all, and then catch him out on all the things he gets wrong, it will make him look like a dick.
 
another reason he may be asking is because your spelling is abit off and that sometimes indicates a 13yo

BTW what mods have you done to it and what model GTR do you have?
 
hey man, dont say bull**** couse he says he has a skyline, couse you probabley didnt now that i had a skyline too, an r34 verson of the skyline infakt. oh yeh ill sey it again bro an r34 skyline yeh. + i have a bodykit on it to, it way better then the won in 2fast2furious oh yeh it has more desine to it and i got some graphics on it, more fansier than the 1 in that movee.
 
Originally posted by OoNismoO
hey man, dont say bull**** couse he says he has a skyline, couse you probabley didnt now that i had a skyline too, an r34 verson of the skyline infakt. oh yeh ill sey it again bro an r34 skyline yeh. + i have a bodykit on it to, it way better then the won in 2fast2furious oh yeh it has more desine to it and i got some graphics on it, more fansier than the 1 in that movee.

Can't get more bull**** than that :cool:
 
Just simply ask him if he has some gt3 mods done to his car. Like a triple plate racing clutch or a full racing transmission. Ask how many credits he paid for those and see if he has a racing intercooler simulation tires and stage 2 weight reduction.
 
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