But, we're guys we're not supposed to care what color the chair is?
What's that puppy like for a nap?
Is there a place nearby where I can set my drink?
Can I survey my domain from here? comfortably?
Guys can not be "decorating" for other guys, it's in the code.
Unless, there is a cast-off "big-honking wire-spool" involved.
Or "furniture" that found its way into the truck on trash nite.
Now you've done it. You've defiled the chair.
You must find a more comfortable chair for Snoopie.
It must not be a better looking chair. That would just be wrong.