Dumb Blonde

[LITTLE LEBO]

A BLONDE WALKED INTO A PIZZA SHOP,AND ASKED FOR A PIZZA. THE MAN AT THE COUNTER SAID "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT CUT? 6 OR 8?" SHE SAID "12, BECAUSE I'M REALLY HUNGRY!!"

 

[fermy88]

Typical blondes!

 

[viperman]

what a dumbass (the blonde i mean)


there is a blonde with a walkman walking down the street she goes into the barbet shop so she sits down and the barber tells her to take the head phones off she says "no!" but the barber takes them off and she dies he listens to the tape and it says "breathe in ,breathe out,breathe in, breathe out"

 

[slip2rock]

Originally posted by viperman
what a dumbass (the blonde i mean)


there is a blonde with a walkman walking down the street she goes into the barbet shop so she sits down and the barber tells her to take the head phones off she says "no!" but the barber takes them off and she dies he listens to the tape and it says "breathe in ,breathe out,breathe in, breathe out"

Hey.... I'm blonde! No fair! and mine's on mini-disc, so there!

 

[TVRKing]

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[troy]

 

[Evolution Racer]

Why did the Blonde cross the road?

-To press the walk button.

 

[fermy88]

What do you call a blonde with highlights?

Artificial Intelligence

 

[viperman]

 

[Saleen Man]

I love blonde jokes.

 

[Evolution Racer]

 

[SandStorm]

Oi! Leave us blondes alone!

 

[fermy88]

I'm blonde too man.

 

[LEBSTA]

I don't really get the last joke posted by fermy88

 

[TVRKing]

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN!! SHE'S STILL GOT THE GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!!

 

[Super-Supra ^_^]

HEY i'm blond leave us alone!!!! anyway i'd have the grenade in my hand not my mouth!

 

[slip2rock]

Originally posted by TVRKing
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN!! SHE'S STILL GOT THE GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!!

A classic of our time!

 

[fermy88]

Originally posted by LEBSTA
I don't really get the last joke posted by fermy88

Can somebody explain this? Somebody who KNOWS what im talkin about...

 

[made in holland]

Originally posted by TVRKing
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN!! SHE'S STILL GOT THE GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!!

Very old, but still very funny