Dumbass Vs. My Dad

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ok so we are at a stoplight and there are 2 lanes at the other side of the street it mereges into one lane so we go and this little punk after the 2 lanes turned into on he went on the wrong side of the road well he is in a miata and we are in a '75 ford f250 so my dad hits the gas and he hits the gas too well i look out the window and his girlfriend is like really freaked out holding onto the side of the door well we smoaked himand when we stopped at the next lght he t :eek: uned left and didnt look at us:lol:
 
all i know is that you made a bad use of the word punk, like everyone else... :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by viperman
and my dad is like 45 :eek:
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Uh, yeah, them 45 year olds are on their last string. The bucket actually gets up and walks to them so they can "kick" it with little struggle beforehand, they are so old.
 
if your dad was 45 and in this situation he would let him by cause your dad gto is a big puss. (I USED A PERIOD!) stupid ass
 
Originally posted by viperman
if your dad was 45 and in this situation he would let him by cause your dad gto is a big puss. (I USED A PERIOD!) stupid ass
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:rotfl:
 
Big friggen deal!!! My dad just turned 50 and not long ago he went 145 on his Kawasaki ZRX on a country road.

And regualarly we go above 90 and race people.

Your dad sucks.
 
I grew up where jive was spoken. However, I must admit, post #1 and #7...In the immortal words of Arnold (Diff'rent Strokes):
Wachoo tawkin' 'bout Willis?
 
You start each sentence with a CAPITAL letter. You end each sentence with a form of punctuation. Then in the structure of the sentence you need a Subject and a Predicate. The subject is who or what you are talking about.

Example:

Jon is going to the mall.

Jon is the subject or noun.

The rest of the sentence is the predicate. In the predicate there must be a verb.

A verb is a form of action or shows something. Like run, jump, swim, and any other words that show action. There are non action verbs which you should learn.
 
Originally posted by Gil
I grew up where jive was spoken. However, I must admit, post #1 and #7...In the immortal words of Arnold (Diff'rent Strokes):
Wachoo tawkin' 'bout Willis?
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As the poster of post #7, I feel I need to translate so all the non-1337 5p34k3r5 can understand.

(warning, extreme sarcasm used in post #7)

oo wow, y0u 0u7r4n a w34k l177le m1474, y00 ru1e!!!!!!

translated into english:

****SARCASM WARNING****
Impressive. Your father's vehicle was able to outrun a relatively weak, much smaller car. All bow down to your stupendous greatness.
****SARCASM WARNING****



;)
 
Response to Sarcasm: (with sarcasm, jokingly)
I think we have found a translator. Praise the Lord!
I thought the universal translator was on the blink.
Commander Laforge, back to engineering with you!
 
Thats nothing.

My Dad is about 45 as well and he's always been a lunatic on the road. (well, to a certain extent)

My Dad drives a 1990 Nissan Skyline GTS-4 (R32) and a while ago he stopped at some red lights in the city he lives near, and this Nissan Skyline GTS-t Type M pulls up beside him, with some young hoon driving it.
He started revving his engine, so Dad did too.

Then as the light went green, they both floored it, and Dad flew away from the GTS-t as it was still spinning it's wheels at the lights.

And earlier this year the road between his town and the city he works in was closed/getting closed due to snow.

So he managed to get through and after driving through the snow for a while (without chains on) he came apon a group of cars doing about 40-50km/h. Naturally he got sick of driving slowly beside them, so he went on the other side of the road and floored it, covering the side of one car completely in snow/slush due to Dad going by so fast.

This sort of thing happened all the way back to town, so there was everyone else doing 40-50km/h and here was Dad doing about 70-90km/h.

Snow has never stopped Dad from getting anywhere.
Millions of years ago when we were on the farm, we were heading home one night in the VERY deep snow (was so deep in places, that the Graders got stuck!) in the Ford Falcon (with chains on i might add) and we were driving up a steep and winding road with hill on one side and a massive drop on the other. Being only about 4-5 years old at the time, i chickened out, as we were getting closer and closer to the edge, so me, Mum and my brother/s walked up to the top of the hill and a while later Dad drove up. (at one time i saw lights going down, and i thought he had gone off the cliff)

Anyway, my conclusion is, that your Father is not the only one that does this sort of thing!
 

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