Elon's Antics

[Touring Mars]

‘That’s not manly’: Chechen warlord claims Elon Musk disabled his Tesla

“How could you do that, Elon?” asks Ramzan Kadyrov, saying the tech billionaire remotely bricked his new favorite toy.

www.politico.eu

"Remotely disabled"

 

[Joey D]

Probably drove them through a small puddle and it bricked them.

 

[EngieDiesel]

To be fair, the idea of Elon putting aside everything else he's got going specifically to screw with one person on the other side of the planet out of petty spite isn't exactly off-brand.

 

[MatskiMonk]

To be fair, the idea of Elon putting aside everything else he's got going specifically to screw with one person on the other side of the planet out of petty spite isn't exactly off-brand.

new message from '**** face' <"ElonMusk@tesla.com">

subject: "Interesting"

Hey Ted, can you bork any CyberTrucks connecting from Chechnya on 188.0.X.X... (**** me I love X's) ips. Also, XXXX me, that last Ketamine drop!!! was that from Perry's dealer!!. Also you're fired, let THAT sink in.

Gotta go, got my own kids to traumatize.

L8's

Technoking.

 

[p78]

Isn't that how A-team episodes start?

 

[Famine]

Anyone not thinking it's because the African-American illegal immigrant himself is the most-blocked account on there (along with all his cheap-**** Chinese dropshipping advertisers)?

 

[Liquid]

Does it not violate the terms of service of almost all app stores in needing a proper block function? I seem to recall that point has come up every time Milhouse has bitched about the block button.

 

[Danoff]

Free speech? Didn't think so.

X suspends journalist Ken Klippenstein after he published J.D. Vance dossier

Journalist Ken Klippenstein's decision to release the leaked vetting dossier of vice presidential candidate JD Vance earned him a temporary suspension on X.

www.engadget.com

*Granted this is still free speech based on the constitution. Just not based on his own definition. I'm calling him a hypocrite, not somehow claiming that he's violating the constitution. It's not even possible for Elon to violate free speech today because he's not the government.... yet. He wants a position under Trump of course.

 

[Liquid]

He wants a position under Trump

Phrasing.

 

[TexRex]

Derp.

 

[Blitz24]

Does it not violate the terms of service of almost all app stores in needing a proper block function? I seem to recall that point has come up every time Milhouse has bitched about the block button.

Yep. This will be a self-own that will get Twitter/X de-listed. Not only will this not attract followers, it will kill all visibility for the app. He is 100% correct that he can do this in the name of "freeze peach", he just doesn't seem to understand what it means. Pity so much money is wasted on a person who lacks a functioning brain.

 

[UKMikey]

Fidelity has cut its estimate of X's value by 79% since Musk's purchase | TechCrunch

Elon Musk's X is now worth less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price, according to a new estimate from investor Fidelity. The asset Elon Musk's X is now valued at less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price, according to Fidelity.

techcrunch.com

 

[Darla Starch]

-Elon

 

[Spacegoat]

You have to hand it to him. Not many people could flush $35 Billion down the toilet as quickly as he has. A true revolutionary.

 

[UKMikey]

Not many people could flush $35 Billion down the toilet as quickly as he has.

Just to own the libs, no less. Not that his horde of rabid sycophants would let anybody say this to him online.

 

[UKMikey]

X fails to avoid Australia child safety fine by arguing Twitter doesn’t exist

Elon Musk merging Twitter into X didn’t absolve X from child safety fine.

arstechnica.com

 

[Liquid]

You break it, you bought it.

 

[Tornado]

I mean failing to provide information for how you're trying to stop child pornography is perfectly reasonable if you don't want the government to know that you're not.

 

[Famine]

In the meantime, nobody knows if he showed up to a court-ordered interview with the SEC - after having twice previously not bothered to do so:

Mystery surrounds Elon Musk interview with US regulators

Musk abruptly cancelled a deposition with government lawyers and now there is mystery over whether he attended yesterday's hearing

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Liquid]

I mean failing to provide information for how you're trying to stop child pornography is perfectly reasonable if you don't want the government to know that you're not.

"Are you stopping child pornography on your website?"
"Why would I do that? Is it a bad thing?"

 

[HenrySwanson]

He knows what he's doing.

Shame people can't see through it

 

[UKMikey]

Hat tip: @RpsAgainstTrump

 

[Blitz24]

"Are you stopping child pornography on your website?"
"Why would I do that? Is it a bad thing?"

 

[Famine]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[McLaren]

Dork Maga.

 

[Tornado]

Between this and the lies he's been pumping up about Asheville recovery efforts, the people who insisted that Elon just bought Twitter to post the funny memes sure must feel stupid now.

 

[Famine]

What... what's wrong with his face?

 

[Liquid]

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I have referred to this weirdo as Milhouse before but after Blitz's reply, I can see that he's actually Milhouse Costanza with the stink of desperation and racism dialled way up.