Embarrassing!!

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whats the most embarrasing thing you have ever done?

i did something really embarrassing today.... i was at the mall buying christmas gifts, and was lookin at some pictures and such.. thye mall was full of people. and then there came this fat girl, and i automaticly moved a step backward and crashed in this big thingie that was full of porcelain and art.. and almost everything fell down on the ground and broke. that was really embaresing.. i just wanted to become invisible.... everybody was looking at me...

its not the most stupid thing i have done.. but still...:O


edit: okey okey.. so its official.. i cant spell... oh, and i dont capitalise letters either... sue me.
 
I thought the most embarassing thing you could do was title a thread "embaresing" in an internet forum?

We've all done stupid stuff, just be lucky you didn't have to pay for it...
 
You ever check out the opposite sex in your car and crash into the rear of a cop car???



Good I haven't either :D Don't sweat it :D
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
I thought the most embarassing thing you could do was title a thread "embaresing" in an internet forum?

We've all done stupid stuff, just be lucky you didn't have to pay for it...
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Did you mean embarrassing?

I hate those stupid figure things. No big loss.
 
I have so many embarrassing stories I don't know where to begin.

- Getting caught by my grandparents while getting "jiggy with it" in the McDonalds parking lot with a girlfriend.

- Running my ACR right out of gas and stalling in the middle of the intersection. Had to be pushed out of the way.

- During some movie while I was at the theater I thought the best time to choke on a piece of pop-corn would be when the whole theater was quiet and I was sitting right at the very front. People shouting to get a doctor, other people freaking out and dialing 9-1-1. OMG, what a disaster. :lol:

- One day when I was walking to school I guess a bird **** on my hat, and of course I didn't notice. I was walking around half a day at school while everyone was just stareing and laughing at me.

I'm stopping there. I have LOTS of other funny, stupid things that have happened to me. Maybe I will type out more later.
 
Blah, here's some more

- I did the "drive and stare"... and ended up takeing out a dog. The chicky was not too impressed by that one.

- In the middle of a crowded mall was a food section. I ordered fries, coke, burger... the ususal. I have it all on my tray, spun around try to walk away, step on my own shoelace and send my tray flying and I do a faceplant. I land on top of my Coke, soaking my shirt and getting it all over my pants. All in front of an audiance of a couple hundred people. :rolleyes: The collective roar of everyones laughter was almost deafening.

- Sang "I'm a little tea-pot" on stage in front of 1200 kids at my higschool cause I lost a bet.

- Got my ass kicked royally by a girl in front of about 50 people. (I wasn't gonna hit back though)

- I cant go in a video store without picking up a movie and knocking down about 40 other ones to the floor.

- Sacked myself with my own fist while doing a demo-pattern at a Tae-Kwon-Do competition. I went down like I got shot. Again cue the deafening laughter.

Meh, still got more I can write about later.
 
Playing tennis not paying attention to the rules of the practise sesion hit nice and light to practise volleys. Predictably I walloped it and narrowly missed the teachers face. The ball got stuck in the chicken wire fencing it was hit so hard. The teacher was not pleased:mad:.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Did you mean embarrassing?

I hate those stupid figure things. No big loss.
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Dunno, i always wrote it with one "R"... most likely the orthograph's different from a language to another.
 
More Rumple more!

-Vash

that **** is clossic hilarious! Especially the popcorn.
Ok i got, going to a party, drinking ALOT and puking in a girls mouth while shes making out wiht me about to go up to her room.
 
Here's more that unfortuantely happened to me.

- When I was 14 I was stripped naked and left by my "friends" in the middle of the town park. I had to walk 2 blocks to a pay phone to call my mom for some clothes. (called collect ;))

- While trying to impress my girlfriend at the time on my new 4 wheeler I thought it would be cool to show her how I could drive through a stream with it... well exchange the word "stream" with the words "bottomless sinkhole" and you get the picture. That was the end of my DS650.

- In baseball I was the catcher, and a guy hit a pop-up, so I flipped off my mask, got under the ball and instead of it hitting my glove it came down and hit me right between the eyes and knocked me out cold for about 30 seconds.

- While giving a presentation in Biology I kept saying the word "organism" as "orgasm" without realizeing what I said. I had the whole class in stitches before I realized my blunder. Guess I had something else on my mind.

- The very first day at highschool with a car I decided I would do a peel out from the school.(like all the tools did) I put my foot to the floor so hard my car went sideways and I put my car directly in the ditch. About 1100 people watching at the time. I rule. (It was only a early 90's Chrysler LeBaron GTS too, I hooked up and shot right across the road 👍 :lol: )

I still have more too. :lol:
I don't care if people know this stuff. The past is the past and if you can't laugh at stuff that happens to you like this then I pity you.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I don't care if people know this stuff. The past is the past and if you can't laugh about stuff like this then I pity you.
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I hear ya man... Back when I was still in elementary school, I did TONS of stupid things...family friends keep trying to embarrass me by them but you can't let it get to ya....after that, the number of stupid things declined to almost zero :p

-I remember, once my friends & I built a ramp for our bikes...I decided to show off & hit the ramp fast because I wanted to see how far I could go. I went through the damn ramp :lol: - shoulda tested the build quality a bit better :p. That was a fun waste of a few hours of work.

-we were playing basketball in gym, I was heading out & someone called my name. I turned around & a basketball hit me hard in the nose...Same thing happened a few years before that with a stray frisbee (before I had glasses so it hit right in the bridge)

unfortunately, I haven't had very many embarrasing situations like rumple did - It's always funny though to look back @ them
 
Once, I burped while saving kittens from a raging fire.

I also farted while beating back a cougar with my bare hands.

:O
 
While stacking a box of coke on a display I accidentaly popped a bottle of Coke while cutting the box open.

It went all over the store manager and managers daughter and to make matters worse there was quite a few customers around and I shouted '****!' right infront of them.

The store manager just laughed, I didn't laugh - I had coke all over my shirt and face.
 
Playing cricket in my front garden with my friend. Parents and his parents talking on the deck. I swing for a huge six, let go of the bat. It flies towards his mum and misses by about an inch. Flies into the window and cracks it. :O
 
lets see a few thigns i did on my bike.

I was doing a wheelie and i was going to flip back. so i stick my foot back to make sure i dont land on my back. Sure enough, my foot hits the peg and i land flat on my back anyways.

i also had a problem with that when i hit my front brakes too hard. it wasnt flipping to quickly so i was just giong to step off and my foot hit the handle bars. *FACEPLANT*
 
I had a nice time goin down hill on my bike with someone standing on the pegs on the back. we couldnt agree which way to go so he leaned one way and I the other, we ended up goin pritty fast into a tree and just fliped and flew off. best part about it was the guy standing about 3 feet away talkin on a payphone. He was laughing real hard.


Hey rumple i want to follow u around with my video camera.
 
Ahh...bike accidents. I remember the first time I ever tried BMX racing when I was around 10. I had only been to the track like once to practice, I'd never used a gate start or even practiced balancing on the gate (important), and my friends who also raced pushed me into racing anyway. I was the only kid on the gate who couldn't stay balanced. When the gate dropped I actually got a decent start and kept up with everybody else..until the second jump anyway.
That was where I realized something I had previously overlooked. At the beginning of a BMX race, everybody is side-by-side going over the first few jumps until the faster guys pull away after the first corner. This may not seem like a big deal, but if you've never gone over a jump with riders directly on both sides of you, it's a big deal. Anyway, I was fine over the first jump, but over the second jump the rider on my left got way too close and actually tapped my handlebars. It wasn't enough of a hit to cause me to crash, but I panicked when it happened and the next thing I remember is disentangling myself from my bike with a cloud of dirt around me.
I was so embarrassed. I hadn't even made it to the first corner of my first race and I was already on the ground. Luckily though, the announcer misread my number (probably because it was covered in dirt) so he called out the wrong name when he said who it was who crashed.


-Mark
 
i havnt had many bike accidents but ive had a couple of embarrasing skating moments. the worst was when i fell backwards into the halfpipe bruising my arsecheek. the most embarrasing part was though that i couldnt sit down for a week and i couldnt walk properly for 2 weeks
 
Today when riding my bike through heaps of people, i decide to pull of a wheelie, next thing you know, i fall back and land strait on my ass! damn that hurt!
 
my brother was ridding a bike and crashed into the back of a police car.

My friends were having a conversation about police officers and I didn't notice one standing right behind me when I happend to mention the "*ucking pig" that pulled me over. :lol:

There were these kids at school that were messing around with rubber cement and a ligher...well the bottle caught fire and fell on the ground..they tried to stomp it out and their pants cought fire. I was LMAO.
 
Probably when I crashed my bike, but my pants somehow got caught and they ripped off. Since I was younger all I had on was tighty whities. Pretty embarrassing.

Rumple, your stories just made my day :)
 
Originally posted by the_cobbinator


Rumple, your stories just made my day :)
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I'm glad my mis-fortunes bring a smile to everyones face. :)

I think they are pretty funny too when I look back on most of them.

I still die of shame when I replay the popcorn incident in my mind.
 

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