A Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in
> > space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance.
> > "Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
> >
> > The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see
> > what would happen if they would take a part of his
> > brain away without him even knowing.
> >
> > So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam
> > down that hit the Kiwi's head and took a part of his
> > brain away. The Aliens then sat back to see what would
> > happen.
> > "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."
> >
> > What the ??? The Aliens were amazed with what they
> > were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than
> > a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down
> > and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched
> > on.
> > "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
> >
> > "WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis
> > are very clever people even with half a brain. Let's
> > see what happens if we take the rest of it away and
> > leave him with no brain at all!"
> >
> > So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam
> > down and took away the final part of the Kiwi's brain.
> >
> > "Now surely he won't know anything at all. He should
> > be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?"
> >
> > And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of
> > anything at all as the Aliens watched on the bloke
> > sang,
> > "Swing low sweet chariot coming for to ......"
I hope Aus win, although I dont particularly like either clan.
Aus 24
Eng 15
