Exploding whale!!!!!!

[darklegion_ca]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3437455.stm

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

nice.

 

[hanker]

I remember reading about this somewhere (possibly on GTP) Seeing a whale on a flatbed, driving down a street, that would have to one of the funniest possible things to see

 

[halfracedrift]

... Err.. Wouldn't they have known about the buildup of gases? Afterall.. they ARE biologists...

 

[Roo]

Very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-ish.

 

[miata13B]

ound. . . Round. . . Grouind, yeah groudn that is what I will call it, Ground. . . Splat

 

[Pupik]

Well, I could stand to skip a meal.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Thats incrddible. Imagine the attack of seagulls after.
I have heard of led (lead?) lined coffins exploding in graveyards because of gases mixing. Someone got an eyeball stuck to their back when a coffin exploded. So funny.

 

[darklegion_ca]

Originally posted by ExigeExcel
I have heard of led (lead?) lined coffins exploding in graveyards because of gases mixing. Someone got an eyeball stuck to their back when a coffin exploded. So funny.

 

[LoudMusic]

Kind of like that story of the small town that had a beached whale. They decided to blow it up with TNT and ended up splattering whale parts (LARGE PARTS) several miles all over the beach and into the town. Even crushed a few cars.

 

[Shadow]

tsktsktsk...........all that work only to have Dr. Wang's whale explode

 

[cm108kph]

Originally posted by Shadow
tsktsktsk...........all that work only to have Dr. Wang's whale explode

It was a sperm whale too. Seriously.

 

[Boost Lee]

I wonder how it would of looked if it blew up in the lab/building/garage...

 

[ExigeEvan]

I wonder how it would of looked if it blew up in the lab...

couple windows broken. The main damage would be to the equipment.

 

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Monster7
I wonder how it would of looked if it blew up in the lab/building/garage...

the equivalent of a bomb going off in a paper bag.....the whole damm house would have exploded

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

If it did make it to the lab I would hate to be the first guy to poke it in the belly.

 

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
If it did make it to the lab I would hate to be the first guy to poke it in the belly.

i wouldnt worry about that though....you would be dead before you knew it exploded


"hmmmm whats this?" *poke* *po-**BOOOOOOMMMM* *SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*

 

[Mopar Muscle]

Thats exactly why I don't take dead wales home.

 

[240Z freak]

"Oh, no, not again."

 

[spike10h]

im glad thats not my vespa



Also i wonder what would happen if they dropped it from a plane at an altitude of 20000 feet......

 

[Shadow]

Originally posted by spike10h
im glad thats not my vespa



Also i wonder what would happen if they dropped it from a plane at an altitude of 20000 feet......

think hiroshima......but bigger....and bloodyer

 

[Der Alta]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
Kind of like that story of the small town that had a beached whale. They decided to blow it up with TNT and ended up splattering whale parts (LARGE PARTS) several miles all over the beach and into the town. Even crushed a few cars.

Ahhhh.. Yes. Thursday, Nov. 12, 1970. A day that shall live in infamy.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/exploding.whale/son_of_blubber.html

I have that video floating around somewhere.

AO

 

[Solid Lifters]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
Kind of like that story of the small town that had a beached whale. They decided to blow it up with TNT and ended up splattering whale parts (LARGE PARTS) several miles all over the beach and into the town. Even crushed a few cars.

I saw that video, too. Wasn't it great how the people were at a "safe distance" of 125 yards away, and when the whale explodes, 70 pound chunks of whale fly a good 300 yards.

 

[darklegion_ca]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
Kind of like that story of the small town that had a beached whale. They decided to blow it up with TNT and ended up splattering whale parts (LARGE PARTS) several miles all over the beach and into the town. Even crushed a few cars.

I think i saw that on Real TV or some other program like that.

 

[Ryan2]

"Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported."

People these days..

 

[Crayola]

I dont think the explosion would have been that big, sorta like when you put vinegar and baking soda in a balloon.. Only its a really really big baloon

 

[Darin]

HEY! I found skippy, and he exploded! I knew that pill I gave it would make it explode!👍👍 Damn, I said it...Damn, Im screwd.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by Ryan
"Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported."

People these days..

I though whales didn't have a penis.

 

[darklegion_ca]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
I though whales didn't have a penis.

Then how do the make baby's if they don't have one tell me that.

 

[halfracedrift]

Because they 'inject' it into the ocean.. The sperm just.. 'floats' there. Remember kids! Only 1/10th of a whale's sperm gets to go in to try and fertilize. No wonder the oceans are so salty!