Exploding whale!!!!!!

[darklegion_ca]

Originally posted by halfracedrift
Because they 'inject' it into the ocean.. The sperm just.. 'floats' there. Remember kids! Only 1/10th of a whale's sperm gets to go in to try and fertilize. No wonder the oceans are so salty!

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

Well thats disturbing!!!!


Though could you hear some rumbling and grumbling coming from the whale before it blew up if it had a massive fart building?






-sugarcubes

 

[Roo]

Originally posted by spike10h

Also i wonder what would happen if they dropped it from a plane at an altitude of 20000 feet......

With a bowl of petunias.

Imagine skidding on it; the ensuing insurence claim "skidded on exploded whale, and slid into tail of said whale. Gloop filled the engine" etc.

 

[halfracedrift]

Originally posted by HIGH ON LIFE
Well thats disturbing!!!!


Though could you hear some rumbling and grumbling coming from the whale before it blew up if it had a massive fart building?






-sugarcubes

Doubt it. With such mass, it's ass would be completely blocked off, thus, creating the perfect chamber for an explosion! Now that makes me wonder... How much force would the explosion have on a person standing 2 feet from the carcass? haha

 

[Shadow]

enough to blast that person into unholy hell dust....and blood of course.

the blast itself would rip the person apart. the actual rancidness and gasses and stuff would then disentigrate the bloddy stuff into ass juice.........or something to that degree

 

[halfracedrift]

What if we lit a match when it blew up??? ! Would we make a fireball? XD

 

[Shadow]

we would make armeggedon

 

[audiracing]

Just imagin being covered in rotting whale guts.

 

[Shadow]

or fresh whale S***

 

[(G)]

I guess after that, finding and studying the whale parts would be a bit easier.

 

[Darin]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
I though whales didn't have a penis.

Damn, neither did I, I guess I was wrong. And I know why my teacher talks about them all the time....

 

[codered_59]

i wonder what it'll be like to be just eaten by a dying whlae, then being blown out of it's body due to gasses....LOL

 

[darklegion_ca]

I think they should use this for an antacid commercial.

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

Originally posted by halfracedrift
What if we lit a match when it blew up??? ! Would we make a fireball? XD

It would be D-day

 

[Shadow]

Originally posted by HIGH ON LIFE
It would be D-day

D-day as in Damm-thats-alotta-S***-and-blood day

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

ing my ass off!!