F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Famine]

"Zis ere is ze Moolti Ventuno button..."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"..And here, Kimi has a button for his Vodka, but we can change it to adjust the diff if you like."​

 

[niky]

An this here... ah... I donna know what it does... but since Kimi he a' never use it, we never wire it up properly on his car.

I think a tha' be the DRS switch.

Yes. That it is! But on Kimi's car, it is the MP3 player.


















Damnit... tree'd on the vodka! ​

 

[NFX]

"See, now the ghosts are blue, you want to eat them before they turn back to normal."

 

[Legro]

"And this is the screen Kimi uses to watch movies while driving"

 

[Touring Mars]

Press this once for espresso, twice for double espresso.

 

[Jimlaad43]

This one is to accelerate, this one to brake, this-a stick to steer and this last one fires the blue shell.

 

[Flex0r]

Seb: A Game Boy??
Engineer: Yes you cost a lot of di money, so we cut di steering wheel budget.
Seb: You couldn't even get a Color second hand?
Engineer: These are second hand!

 

[Lizard]

As with all German and Italian partnerships this button invades France.

 

[Soundtrack]

So that's the only part of a Red Bull you could bring?

 

[TheBook]

"In case of emergency, press the big red button. This sends a signal back to the pit wall and lets us know that we need to threaten to leave F1 again."

 

[magpie1997]

We really like you here seb and we don't want to see you leave like you did at Red Bull. So if your team mate is faster than you push this button to create an unreliability in his car. It is the same button you had when Webber was your team mate.

 

[zed300]

Watch the video Seb.....we made sure none of the guys wore red, when they did the smash and grab for you.

 

[Akmuq]

"Ah this button is my favorite, it sends a coded team order to Felipe Massa, no matter where he is!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

"Now this screen in the middle here is touchscreen, you can play pong on it whilst you're driving because lets be honest, you won't have anything better to do"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"No, that's not blood. I know Luca said we'd have to prise the team from his cold, dead hands, but he's still alive, isn't he?"​

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: "So if you're bored you can push here to watch netflix and this button opens the browser, your browser history will be automatically cleared at the end of the race."

Seb: "Automatically cleared why?"

Engineer: "Last year poor Francesco stumbled upon Kimi's browser history, he has never been the same since."

Seb: "So that's how he ended up in the psych ward!"


Final entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry​

"That's okay. Nobody in the team speaks Italian either. But if you push this button, your radio messages will be translated into Italian."​

 

[Furinkazen]

"This button you press if you want to say "leave me alone, I know what I am doing""​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

This is the button for pizza delivery; sorry no bratwurst button Seb

 

[Soundtrack]

The following may not obey the rules:

...and this flashing indicator is for what you called a “Multi 21”...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mech 1: Here's some for Fernando's selfies.
Seb: Eh?
Mech 2: We had to do something with the ERS button...

 

[Touring Mars]

The following may not obey the rules

I'm afraid it doesn't as captions must be text only (i.e. no modified pics), but it is brilliant 👍

 

[Soundtrack]

No problem, will stick to the first entry then.

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Touring Mars

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry for the delay, will post results tomorrow - can't compose detailed posts on my tablet or phone, hence the delay since I've been away from my laptop over Xmas.

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND - RESULT

1st: haitch40 - 25 pts (I: 9 votes)
2nd=: Soundtrack, NFX - 16 pts (F, J: 6 votes)
4th=: TheBook, Akmuq - 11 pts (N, K: 5 votes)
6th=: GTP_Ingram, DK - 7 pts (A, D: 3 votes)
8th=: magpie1997, Flex0r, Furinkazen - 2 pts (L, P, R: 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes: No score

Winning Entry

As with all German and Italian partnerships this button invades France.

Final Standings
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars ***** - 216 pts
2nd: Famine *** - 163 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram *** - 152 pts

4th: Furinkazen ** - 152 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys ** - 142 pts
6th: Soundtrack - 127 pts
7th: niky ** - 123 pts
8th: NFX *** - 109 pts
9th: TheBook * - 92 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 64 pts

11th: Akmuq * - 56 pts
12th: DK * - 53 pts
13th: magpie1997 * - 51 pts
14th: Flex0r - 49 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th: haitch40 * - 37 pts
17th=: BlacqueJacques, pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
19th=: Liquid, zed300 - 27 pts
21st=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
24th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
25th: SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts
26th: Omnis - 10 pts
27th: Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt​

Thank you to everyone who played this season

Congratulations to the top 3, TM, Famine and GTP_Ingram. GTP_Ingram grabs the final podium spot on countback (three round wins to Furinkazen's two). Well done to everyone who scored some points this year, and especially to those who won a round.

The caption competition will return in 2015.

Probably.

​

 

[Furinkazen]

FINAL ROUND - RESULT

1st: haitch40 - 25 pts (I: 9 votes)
2nd=: Soundtrack, NFX - 16 pts (F, J: 6 votes)
4th=: TheBook, Akmuq - 11 pts (N, K: 5 votes)
6th=: GTP_Ingram, DK - 7 pts (A, D: 3 votes)
8th=: magpie1997, Flex0r, Furinkazen - 2 pts (L, P, R: 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes: No score

Winning Entry

​

Final Standings
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars ***** - 216 pts
2nd: Famine *** - 163 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram *** - 152 pts

4th: Furinkazen ** - 152 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys ** - 142 pts
6th: Soundtrack - 127 pts
7th: niky ** - 123 pts
8th: NFX *** - 109 pts
9th: TheBook * - 92 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 64 pts

11th: Akmuq * - 56 pts
12th: DK * - 53 pts
13th: magpie1997 * - 51 pts
14th: Flex0r - 49 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th: haitch40 * - 37 pts
17th=: BlacqueJacques, pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
19th=: Liquid, zed300 - 27 pts
21st=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
24th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
25th: SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts
26th: Omnis - 10 pts
27th: Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt​

Thank you to everyone who played this season

Congratulations to the top 3, TM, Famine and GTP_Ingram. GTP_Ingram grabs the final podium spot on countback (three round wins to Furinkazen's two). Well done to everyone who scored some points this year, and especially to those who won a round.

The caption competition will return in 2015.

Probably.

​

Can't me and @GTP_Ingram do a formation finish Austria 2002 style to decide who gets it?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

My username guessed my finishing position, which I think is for the second consecutive year...

NEW PLAN, I shall change my username to Pezzarinho1... and become funny!

Congratulations @Touring Mars in winning your own clearly rigged competition.

 

[Flex0r]

Congrats to the top 3.
Despite not winning a round and missing one() still satisfied with 14th place.
Looking forward to another round.

Thanks for hosting another one @Touring Mars you deserve some internet cookies.