F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1 

D -1
G - 1
J - 1

Next season, we make the voting in numbers. If I see any more jokey votes like WTF, I will blow my top! Seriously... the only jokey votes allowable in this round are M&Ms. ;)
 
B - 1
G - 1
M - 1

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BONUS ROUND - Voting

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  • Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Deadline for voting is Monday 31st January 0900 GMT
  • Good luck! :)


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Submitted Entries

A
Team orders declared legal for 2011.

B
MW: My god, what IS Seb doing with that trophy?
CH: Just smile and act like everything is normal

C
Mark: Why does it say 'Webber' on that Hispania?

D
MW: No, seriously... what did you guys talk about in there? You were in there for hours!

Guys?... Guys?

E
"Mark is awfully startled by Sebastian's makeover"

F
MW: *returns from bathroom* Ok, which one of you buggers put Turbo Lax in my Martini?

G
CH: So how are you getting home Fernando
FA: Private helicopter
CH: Me too, heard Mark is travelling by plane by to Australia
FA: He'll never get home in time for next season
MW: Huh?

H
Mark's unimpressed with Fernando's disrespect for dress codes;

"Damn it Fernando, it's bow tie.. Not office brown.. And what in god's name is that yellow badge?! AND FOR THE LOVE OF SEB, SHAVE!"

J
FA: Christian, check out the arse on hat chick over there. :drool:
CH: Very nice. :drool:
MW: What you guys doing?
FA: Checking out that hot chicks features
MW: That's my girlfriend. :indiff:
FA & CH: :sly:

K

MW:
Check out that babe over there!
CH: Mark, you're drunk. That's a shrub.
FA: Actually, if you tilt your head about 45 degrees to the right...
CH: Aw! Anne Widdecombe! I hate you Fernando![/CENTER]

If anyone wants to know what an Anne Widdecombe is, Google it. The results will not be pretty...

L
FA: "Mark Webber? I think he is an ugly Australian twa..... Oh God, he's standing right next to me, isn't he?"
CH: "Just smile and look the other way, he didn't hear a thing.

M
CH:You know that picture of you and a random girl flirting when you were drunk.
MW: What I dont remember this.
FA: Check facebook and you will remember.

N
CH: Here is your contract Fernando.
FA: Thank you.
MW: Now I'm playing second fiddle to this guy??
CH: Oh no...
MW: Good.
CH: Wait Mark you Don't Understand your fired.
MW: Why?
CH: Cause even those dogs you were showing off to Eddie Jordan and the BBC can drive better than you!
FA: And at least there house trained!

O
Fernando - I want to congratulate you on the championship Mr. Horner.
CH - Thank you Fernando; Mark, can you confirm you understood this message?

P
Photographer- Everyone say cheese!
FA - I'm not a child. Let's say World Champion!
 
ROUND ONE - Voting

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  • Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Deadline for voting is Friday 8th April 0900 BST
  • Good luck! :)


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Submitted Entries

A
Now that the drug test is over; drink up! Now where did I put the pee samples?

B
DC fails the true Scotsman test by getting confused over which hand contains the alcohol.

C
"Master give Dobby moderately-priced non-vintage champagne?"

D
(So true Lewis) Red Bull gives you drinks!

E
And they call Seb the party animal!

F
"Hmm...this glass really does bring out my voice!"

G
DC: "I bet 50 quid that you can't drive after 3 glasses of this."
*Vettel does the "challenge accepted" pose*

H
SV: Riiight... Now I know why I only got half a glass out of that whole magnum
DC: I don't know what you are talking about Sebashtyan

I
Och aye tha noo mutha:censored:! Crazy Dave comin' atcha standin' next to ma buddy Sebby V in tha Red Bull pit garage. Crazy D have no idea what tha 🤬 tha homies at R to tha B to tha R are givin' ma to drink, but it's defiantly not Red Bull. It's crazy 🤬, man, even too crazy fo' tha' D-man.

J
DC: Nonsense... a little shpilled shpaghetti doeshn't mean Oim drunk. Now wot's yer name, again, liddle girlie?

K
Vettel realized that what he is drink won't give he wings. :dunce:

L
DC: I'm really enjoying being a commentator - I've been getting some excellent feedback...
Microphone: *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
DC: See?

M
DC: You Germans may have oktober fest but you can never beat a scotsman.

N
David Coulthard celebrates Sebastian Vettel's victory with Vettel's favourite cocktail - Red Bull, vodka and wasabi.

O
David Coulthard can't hide the excitement of having a passed out Vettel in his hotel room as Sebastian inches ever closer to the Rohypnol at the bottom of the glass.

P
Cameraman: And were live in 3...2...1...

Q
DC: "And this is the face I pulled in Adelaide '95"

R
David: u see thiiiiiissh....ish a face of a champion.
Sebastian: Right... *sip*

S
Sebastian is introduced to Kate's Dirty Brother.

T
"Lovely bubbly. Very fruity. I'm getting walnuts and apples, a woody texture with overtones of cake and spongey microphone... oh wait."

U
In an effort to stop reporters from blabbering, Adrian Newey, in conjuction with the BBC, has developed a brain device with prevents them from drinking while on the job. Here the "Leggard apparatus" scrambles the journalist's motor skills:

COULTHARD: "MMMNMBFFF!!! MMMMMMBNNMNBBBBFFFFF!!!"

VETTEL: "Yeah, but they usually let me drink apple juice...."

V
"David Coulthard's face lights up as he sees the full crate of champagne in the Red Bull garage"

W
David Coulthard's chin is so big it's grown a champagne glass and a microphone.

X
David: "Seb, there's something wrong with this champagne. Its repulsive!
Seb: I know, thats what happens when teams try to keep costs down. Just drink it and act like it taste good. Like I'm doing.

Y
BREAKING NEWS: SCOT LOSES DRINKING CONTEST!

Z
DC: "Did Mark spit in your drink? He spit on my microphone earlier and both of these smell like Fosters."

AA
I drank some champagne and I ******, IN MY PANTS

BB
David: So let this be a reminder that masturbation doesn't cause blindness of any kind, it does however cross one's eyes. If only someone had told me that beforehand...
 
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