F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Just noticed, the letters in TM's post are in lower case, but in other rounds it is caps.

Hinterestink

I trialled the caps-free thing a couple of rounds ago, and then I forgot about it

My votes:

e - 2
f - 1

 

[Sam48]

c-2
f-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

R-2
s-1

 

[DK]

BB - 2
M - 1

What is this "caps" you speak of?

 

[Akira AC]

F-2
C-1

Seriously,even Clarkson pointed that out(F not C).

 

[prisonermonkeys]

V - 2
F - 1

There.

 

[Lizard]

F-1
I-1
K-1
Once again no points for me I blame the pictures.

 

[Pupik]

Once again no points for me I blame the pictures.

Spoken like a true Formula One driver!

 

[PeterJB]

Spoken like Lewis Hamilton.

Fixed.

 

[Stiggy]

c - 1
o - 1
x - 1

 

[C-ZETA]

G - 2
N - 1

Also, anything I've missed?

 

[Omnis]

E P Q - 1 each.

How lovely that my first point of the season comes from a "cox" submission. James May Approved.

 

[Peter.]

C - 1
E - 1
O - 1

Still yet to score points. Another dismal week for me.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

No votes again

 

[Pupik]

Fixed.

The last guy who admitted to multiple blunders in F1 was Derek Warwick...

 

[Stiggy]

How lovely that my first point of the season comes from a "cox" submission. James May Approved.

I swear it was unintentional...

 

[ADEuk]

F-1
K-2

capitulated

 

[Borna12345]

f-1
w-1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 1st August 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Harry: I've heard that Seb likes to name his cars, what's this one called?
Christian: I dunno, do you Jackie?
Jackie: *Awkward disguising cough* Perfect Pippa

"Yes yes, very good, but where does one's chaffeur sit?"

Harry - So how fast does it go?
Horner - It's very quick, you should have seen it outpace the Mercedes out of the tunnel in ...
Jackie Stewart - FACEPALM

Nevermind car specs; Harry overhears a new alcohol and Red Bull combination!

Harry Hello, I'm not as famous as my brother.
Horner Well go over to Toro Rosso, they're just like you!

As Christian Horner snaps the white glove on for the "Royal drivers examination", Harry suddenly sees the only escape route out of the Red Bull garage, 150ft away.

Christian Horner shows off his finely tuned ability to deal with "seconds".

As Prince Harry distracts Christian Horner with inane questions, Jackie Stewart has a quick look around for the hidden drinks locker.

Sadly, he finds nothing but Red Bull and tonic.

Stewart:
Harry: Which this car belongs to?
Horner: I have no idea.

Christian Horner: "And if this part fails you'll have a nazi crash, sorry nasty crash, you'll have a nasty crash"

Horner: Vettel has actually named this car "Prince Harry".
Harry: Oh wow, he's named his car after me?
Horner: Erm, not quite... This is Webber's car. He says its named after you because it is second in the pecking order!

With reports of Mark Webber's contract ending in 2011, speculation swirls around a 'mystery' pay driver ....in tartan trousers.

Honer: Well, as you can see, ahh.. Hey, could you please pay attention and stop starring down the grid girls for just one moment. Goodness!!

Harry: Errrr, how am I not paying attention!?

Horner: Not you, Jackie.

Horner: I'm sure that when you join the F1 Military Academy it will be of some use to you.

Horner: This is the RB7 Missile - A high speed weapon that the German Vettel Army will use to take over the world. We have conducted prototype tests on an Australian guinea pig - codename M.A.R.K.

HRH: Red Bull might give you commoners wings, but I get mine from my father.

Horner: This car is so good even those idiots from the royal family could drive it. Who are you again, boy?

Red Bull hair gives you wings!

CH: Well then, lets see if you have more luck inside Kinky Kylie than you did in Chelsy Davy...

Jackie Stewart: [sulking] ...I thought they said Harry Potter was visiting...hummph.

"So Harry, how was Pippa? I bet you got her just like this".

Prince Harry: "Who is that crazy, raving Scotsman? I thought you said he had left your team to become a commentator."

Bored by Christian's chat, the hungry Prince eyes up a tasty-looking swan burger.

I hear, a witch...

Harry: Christian, I'd hate to inform you of this, but there has been a major disaster involving your team.
Christian: Wha..wha..WHAT!!! You mean to say that Mark's gone and disobeyed his very strict team orders and taken Sebastian out of the race! That's it, he's fired...
Harry: Erm, no; someone's stolen all of the scotch whisky from the bar.
*Sir Jackie sneaks away*

Prince Harry: "Ok it's a very nice car Christian, but I could have sworn you just said Kate's dirty sister was going to be here.."
Christian Horner: "Well that's what I've been showing you"
Prince Harry: "Seriously? You named a car after Pippa? Thanks a lot Horner, Jackie was just about to introduce me to Jessica Michibata"

CH: With just a bit more research red bull will take over the world oh 🤬 it's an army man.

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Round Ten - Germany will follow next Monday​

 

[dhandeh]

p - 1 point
q - 1 point
s - 1 point.

And you can stick your 🤬 capitals ....

 

[prisonermonkeys]

D - 2
B - 1

Voted.

 

[PeterJB]

A-1
G-1
O-1

Caps.

 

[EDK]

L-1
m-1
s-1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

a - 1
j - 1
s - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

1

1

1

 

[PeterJB]

Huh?

 

[ADEuk]

B - 2
T - 1


CaPs

 

[livemusic]

B - one
C - one
D - one

 

[RACECAR]

T-1
U-1
X-1 ()


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[dhandeh]

1

1

1

Do you mean????
j
k
aa
????????????

These aren't my votes, I've already done mine!