F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[RACECAR]

Note: this caption is not for points, its just for the hell of it.

Fans are for a second time shocked this year as now Lewis is getting a whole new meaning to being Tickled pink.

The FIA now forbids the use of hands since the cars are fully automatic and the photocopiers are not.

Earlier Today, it was confirmed that this would also be applied to the FIA's other Affilated sporting leagues after reviewing the incident at the Backmarkers World series Game at Oxford

 

[Sureboss]

Whitmarsh: "Lewis, why are there bits of Kimi's engine on that trolley?"

I've changed mine.

LH: "Who are you?"
??: "I'll give you a clue... my name sounds like a place in London with all the letters muddled up..."
LH: "What, Lewisham Post Office?"

Is this a caption, TM?

 

[Lee]

Out of shot is the missing green light from Ferrari's pit gantry.

 

[mipuumal]

Whitmarsh: Lewis, I just farted. Please don't react to the smell infront of the paparazzi.

Hamilton: Ok, but this is the last time! *smiles*

 

[Omnis]

Heikki: Do yü guys knows what happeneds to Ron Dennis?
Lewis: Nope, definitely haven't seen Ron.
Whitmarsh: Right, Ron has gone away for some time.
Lewis: He certainly is not around these parts.
Whitmarsh: Yep, definitely not in these parts. ...

 

[Touring Mars]

Whitmarsh: Lewis, I just farted. Please don't react to the smell infront of the paparazzi.

Hamilton: Ok, but this is the last time! *smiles*

@ Sureshot - yes, that's my caption

 

[Only_in_f1]

 

[livemusic]

Whitmarsh: ...And so I said to him: "What, Kova? Just because you've won a race it doesn't mean you can use the PS3, that's still Lewis'! Now go play with your PSP."

 

[wrcsti]

Unlike one of his competitors, Lewis shows emotion even under normal sircumstances.
Person in question:

 

[Sureboss]

Round Twelve Voting:

Captions:

PeterJB

Lewis likes to have his ass slapped by the Boss!

RACECAR

"My goodness, you do have some junk in the trunk!"

Dragonistic

"If you are good boy today Lewey, I'll take you to McDonalds for a happy meal later"

daan

Lewis asks where he can hide all the bits he stole off of Massa's car.

Do you race?

Whitmarsh: "For the last time, Lewis, yes! If you win the Championship
this year, they might let you light the Olympic Cauldron in London."

SUPER NUMBER

Not to be outdone by BMW, McLaren makes it's own Turbo Pro Grade Bongs, seen here at McLaren's "Medicinal" Research Centre. Which seems to be quite the "hit" from the look on these stoners....

orimarc

Whitmarsh: I'm going to do a impersonation of Jeremy Clarkson: "How hard can it be?"
Hamilton (thinking to himself): "Don't start laughing, don't start laughing, don't.

Serge. D

L.H.:Why is there a horse on our new engine parts.

Pupik

The FIA now forbids the use of hands since the cars are fully automatic and the photocopiers are not.

ROAD_DOGG3J

Whitmarsh: So...how was last night with Ron?
You do know it's my turn today buddyboy.

Sureshot

Whitmarsh: "Lewis, why are there bits of Kimi's engine on that trolley?"

Bram Turismo

Whitmarsh: "You like that, don't you Hammy?"
Hamilton: "Oh lolz it tickles!"

Touring Mars

LH: "Who are you?"
??: "I'll give you a clue... my name sounds like a place in London with all the letters muddled up..."
LH: "What, Lewisham Post Office?"

Bee

Out of shot is the missing green light from Ferrari's pit gantry.

mipuumal

Whitmarsh: Lewis, I just farted. Please don't react to the smell infront of the paparazzi.

Hamilton: Ok, but this is the last time! *smiles*

Omnis

Heikki: Do yü guys knows what happeneds to Ron Dennis?
Lewis: Nope, definitely haven't seen Ron.
Whitmarsh: Right, Ron has gone away for some time.
Lewis: He certainly is not around these parts.
Whitmarsh: Yep, definitely not in these parts. ...

only_in_f1

FatAssBr

Whitmarsh: ...And so I said to him: "What, Kova? Just because you've won a race it doesn't mean you can use the PS3, that's still Lewis'! Now go play with your PSP."

wrcsti

Unlike one of his competitors, Lewis shows emotion even under normal sircumstances.

If I've missed something or someone then shout.

 

[PeterJB]

1. Omnis
2. FatAssBr

 

[livemusic]

1 - Omnis
2 - daan

 

[peterjford]

1. daan
2. Dragonistic

 

[daan]

Touring Mars
Fat Ass *


* That's my 2nd vote, not a comment about TM...

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

1) mipuumal
2) Bram Turismo

The second choice was pretty difficult because there were several good ones.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - Bee
2 - only_in_f1

 

[Chronos]

Whitmarsh: Hey Lewis, I heard Alonso's dummy was found inside one of these parts, on this very trolley!

Hamilton: Yeah, I know, I found it. *smiles smuggley*

Whitmarsh: Oh, good boy Lewis - nice job. *pats Hamilton on the arse*

Hamilton says to himself: Worth it for the fondle alone *carries on smiling smuggley*




Sorry if not funny or late or 99% are Alonso fans here it seems.

1. Omnis
2. Bram Turismo

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

1) Touring Mars
2) mipumaal

 

[Sureboss]

1) Touring Mars
2) Serge.D

 

[Lee]

1. Mipumaal
2. Omnis

 

[Touring Mars]

Touring Mars
Fat Ass *


* That's my 2nd vote, not a comment about TM...

Thanks for the clarification (and the vote )

1. mipuumal
2. Serge D.

 

[Alex.]

Bee
Sureshot

 

[mipuumal]

1. Bram Turismo
2. only_in_f1

 

[Serge.D]

1. Bram Turismo.
2. mipuumal.

 

[Metar]

1 - Pupik
2 - Sureshot

 

[Sureboss]

Round Twelve Results
1st. mipuumal - 10 points
2nd. Omnis - 8 points
=3rd. Touring Mars, Bram Turismo - 6 points

5th. Bee - 4 points
6th. daan - 3 points
=7th. Pupik, FatAssbr, Only_in_f1, Serge.D, Sureshot - 1 point
Winning caption:

Whitmarsh: Lewis, I just farted. Please don't react to the smell infront of the paparazzi.

Hamilton: Ok, but this is the last time! *smiles*
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Congratulations to mipuumal, first post table to be updated shortly.

 

[PeterJB]

When will the next round start? I need points fast!

 

[Omnis]

Whoops. I missed this vote too. Glad to see mipuumal win, though. His would've been my 1st choice.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Didn't see the voting either, or well, forgot... Seems like gay jokes and fart jokes are popular lately

 

[Serge.D]

My second point.