F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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My point exactly! :crazy:

But I guess they get the job done if people pick them all the time :indiff:
Whats the big deal? If its funny, then its funny. You sound like your offended.
 
Round Thirteen
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MS: Ouch! Raikkonen ran over my finger in the pit lane again! Kiss it better for me!
 

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MS: You know... travelling all around the world... for 9 long months every year...
...living in my little motor home... it gets quite lonely...​
 
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I've got a story that'll make you s*** your pants
 
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Michael: Luca, my most valued friend.

Luca: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child.

Michael: What the hell was that??

Luca: Oh, I thought we were doing that Godfather thing.

Michael: No... I said you are my most valued friend, Domenicali just told me you won the lottery last night.

Luca: :( no one ever wants to do Godfather scenes with me.
 
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Michael: No. I will NOT replace Kimi on this race.

Luca: But...

Michael: I said NO. :grumpy:

*Kimi crashes*

Kimi (Team radio): Dude, I'm cool to drive *hic*

Luca and Michael: Shut up!
 
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Micheal: Look at me, and not the TV screen, when I'm talking to you, Luca.
 
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*Pulls out finger pistol*

"Now, I'll ask again, who the hell is Stefano Domenicali and what has he done with Jean?"
 
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Kimi (on radio): "Are you sure the engine is ok, I don't want something to happen with only 14 laps to go..."
Duca (on radio): "Give me a minute, I am discussing something with Michael"
Michael: "Let me see... wow, that cream really does make you look 10 years younger. And your skin is so soft to the touch..."​
 
Michael: Luca, my most valued friend.

Luca: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child.

Michael: What the hell was that??

Luca: Oh, I thought we were doing that Godfather thing.

Michael: No... I said you are my most valued friend, Domenicali just told me you won the lottery last night.

Luca: :( no one ever wants to do Godfather scenes with me.

That's hysterical! :lol:
 
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Your eyes are so dreamy when you're thinking, Luca. I could just lose myself in them.​
 
Referencing last week's winning caption:

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Michael: You know, I have a feeling that smell is coming from the McLaren garage.
 
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Michael: "Well hello, Luca. You must be the new team boss, hmm? You look nervous;
is it ... is it the seven world titles? Wanna know how I got 'em?"
 
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Michael: ...and when my engine blew, that's when the cops caught me and said....

Luca [thinking]: Boy, I could go for some more dess....Is...Is that CANNOLI BETWEEN HIS TEETH?? :drool:

Michael: So I told him: "You're an AAAAAAAAAAAAA....
Luca: (SLURP)

Michael: :ill:
 
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Michael: "I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight"
 
Luca: What was that, telling Massa "I love you" on the radio?

Michael: Don't worry baby, I was just cheering him up, you know you're my true love!
 
Round of the season, so far, guys. I think there has been at least half a dozen chuckles! This won't be easy to vote!
 
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