F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Alex.]

D'OH

Well done to the pts scorers

 

[PeterJB]

Will the next round start soon? Or not until Singapore? If it's the latter then we'll be missing out a round.

 

[Sureboss]

I will get the next round up quickly, seeing as the F1 had back-to-back rounds

Pay attention Peter

Round Fourteen

 

[Alex.]

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Heikki: You wont be smiling this time tommorow...
SebVet: and you wont have a drive this time next year...

 

[daan]

Heikki - Do you like my Vettel ventriloquists dummy? If I put my hand up his back like this, he puts his thumbs up.
Vettel - Gottle of geer

 

[nitro_2005]

Mark and Heikki try to look otherwise occupied as Vettel shows off his Borat impression.

 

[Only_in_f1]

This photo is win!...Well 2 outa 3 aint bad..

 

[RACECAR]

The third annual pose-off was an interesting one as this round's contestents were Mark Webber, Heikki Kovaleinen, and Sebastian Vettel. Heikki starts off with the classic "Vogue" look, While Sebastian tries the "Double Hitch Hiker" and Mark pulls off the "Creepy Thin Man", although their may be a disqualification for him due to both illegal contraband and unnecessary Product placement.



On a side note: Is it just me or does Sebastian look alot like Christian from TNA?

 

[Metar]

Red Bull - bringing caffeine to the podiums, two at a time.

 

[Pupik]

Mark: Heikki, tell Sebastian that he's no longer holding the winner's trophy. If he keeps it up, he'll suffer from atrophy.
Heikki: And how would you know the symptoms?

 

[PeterJB]

Vettel gives Kovalainen's right hand placement a thumbs up.

 

[Touring Mars]

"What do you guys think about Lewis Hamilton's tyre selection this weekend?"​

 

[PeterJB]

"What do you guys think about Lewis Hamilton's tyre selection this weekend?"​

We have a winner!

 

[Soundtrack]

Not sure I can enter in the middle of game here, not even sure it’s funny, anyway I’ll try it:

SV: “Where the hell is Robert?”
MW:”Don’t bother..., keep smiling...”
HK:”Hey David, want to join the picture?”

 

[SauberBMW]

HK: "He wins 1 race and he thinks hes better than all of us"

 

[PeterJB]

Not sure I can enter in the middle of game here, not even sure it’s funny, anyway I’ll try it:

I entered at round 4, so it is OK to enter late. I still have no points though. I'm the Force India of this competition!

 

[Stevisiov]

Seb: Hey Mark, see these thumbs, yep these two here. These are the thumbs of a formula 1 race winner, think you'll ever win a race ay Mark??

 

[RACECAR]

I entered at round 4, so it is OK to enter late. I still have no points though. I'm the Force India of this competition!

If thats true, then I'm the Super Aguri of this thing.

 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Vettel: I'm the greatesht!
Webber: Quick, Heiki, catch him!
Kovalainen: Way too young for champagne?

 

[Serge.D]

M.W. : Oh no,not that Fonzie imitation again.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

James Allen: "I'm down here in the pits with the race winner, Lewis Hamilton's team mate and that Australian guy.
Now that the race is over, I just have some questions for you: race winner, did you feel threatened by Lewis Hamilton at
all during the race? For Lewis Hamilton's team mate: do you think you would have done as well this weekend if your team
hadn't picked the wrong tyres for Leiws? And for the Australian guy, how does it feel to know you got in the way of
Lewis Hamilton and pushed him off?"​

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Mark, Sebastian and Heikki after sampling Red Bull's new alcoholic drink

 

[mipuumal]

Group picture taken before the Italian GP 2008... Let's fast forward 12 months ->

 

[Alex.]

AAAHHHHH

If vettel was to ever join mclaren I would have to consider supporting them.

 

[Bram Turismo]

MW: "Hey Sebastian, want to suck my straw?"
SV: "Ewwww..."
HK: "Can I have a sip? You naughty Australian!"
MW: "Sweet Jesus, it's only Red Bull!"
HK: "I'll get me coat..."

 

[orimarc]

MW: "Hey Sebastian, want to suck my straw?"
SV: "Ewwww..."
HK: "Can I have a sip? You naughty Australian!"
MW: "Sweet Jesus, it's only Red Bull!"
HK: "I'll get me coat..."

Oh no...a gay joke! Damn...I only can counter that...with this:

SV: What's that smell?
MW: Ups ...sorry,too much Red Bull before the race.
HK: You son of a CENSORED...

 

[TheCracker]

Webber: 'I look down on him (indicates Vettel) because i driver for the factory team'

Vettel: 'I look up to him (Webber) because he has a better looking race suit; but I look down on him (Kovalainen) because he is a number 2 driver. I am a number 1 driver'

Kovalainen: 'I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to him (Vettel) as much as I look up to him (Webber), because he is German'

Webber: 'I have got an old girlfriend. So sometimes I look up (bends knees) to him (Vettel)'

Vettel: 'I still look up to him (Webber) because although I haven't got an ancient girlfriend, I am German. But at least I am not a Finn like him (Kovalainen) so I still look down on him'

Kovalainen: 'I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I am a number 2 driver, I am honest, industrious and trustworthy. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't'

Vettel: 'We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?'

Webber: 'I get a feeling of superiority over them'

Vettel: 'I get a feeling of inferiority from him, (Webber), but a feeling of superiority over him (Kovalainen)'

Kovalainen: 'I get a pain in the back of my neck...'​

 

[Hun200kmh]

James Allen: "I'm down here in the pits with the race winner, Lewis Hamilton's team mate and that Australian guy.
Now that the race is over, I just have some questions for you: race winner, did you feel threatened by Lewis Hamilton at
all during the race? For Lewis Hamilton's team mate: do you think you would have done as well this weekend if your team
hadn't picked the wrong tyres for Leiws? And for the Australian guy, how does it feel to know you got in the way of
Lewis Hamilton and pushed him off?"​

 

[Bram Turismo]

Indeed 👍

 

[Metar]

TM's, and dyr?'s are fantastic!