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Thanks :D

Great ideas for the "standardisation" of the comp :lol: I think we should keep the comp simple, but as similar to the real F1 rules as possible... your jokes have to maintain their funniness for atleast three rounds - the result of the vote is not final, and allocated points may be changed at the whim of the competition organiser - and perhaps even a special round to commemorate the retirement of a British F1 legend.... James Allen.
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But how do you quantify funny-ness? Different people find different things funny; personally, go in for humour that's drier than a turkey that's been left in the over for about five too many hours, or I'll use parody like when I had James Allen interviewing "the guy Lewis Hamilton pushed off (Webber), the guy Hamilton didn't catch (Vettel) and Lewis Hamilton's team-mate (Kovalainen)". Other people rely on linking to YouTube videos or photoshop. Gay jokes lways seem to be an instant win, too.

That said, I am curious as to what would happen if I used the same caption for three rounds straght ... would it even make sense?
 
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But how do you quantify funny-ness? Different people find different things funny; personally, go in for humour that's drier than a turkey that's been left in the over for about five too many hours, or I'll use parody like when I had James Allen interviewing "the guy Lewis Hamilton pushed off (Webber), the guy Hamilton didn't catch (Vettel) and Lewis Hamilton's team-mate (Kovalainen)". Other people rely on linking to YouTube videos or photoshop. Gay jokes lways seem to be an instant win, too.

That said, I am curious as to what would happen if I used the same caption for three rounds straght ... would it even make sense?
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i doubt it would but if you used a gay joke then who knows. this quote may be so aewkward that it could make the second and thrid one funny. or it could just lead to someone crying for there mommy and people running in the streets in terror. i see it as a win win situation if you go with a gay joke. :sly:
 
Season Finale - Round Eighteen
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Massa watches in horror as Lewis Hamilton does a strip tease to "Macarena" as a way to distract the Ferrari driver before the Brazilian Grand Prix. The FIA is currently scouring the rule book to see if they can give Hamilton a penalty for this.
 
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OMG!!! this one was HILARIOUS!!!!

Fiffteenth Round Winner - Serge.D
 
Well since I've got nothing better to do, might as well do caption for a few laughs...... :lol:

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Lewis: Hey Felipe, do you think its okay for our parents to enter the conference room?
Massa: Thinking to himself, "I better hope not, dad is going to kill me when he finds out that I cheated in Shanghai........."​

Note: Its not an entry. I rather enter next year when I'm ready. ;)
 
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Massa: You got the stuff?

Hamilton: I got it right here.

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While Massa was in staring in confusion, This was what was playing in Hamilton's head​
 
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i doubt it would but if you used a gay joke then who knows. this quote may be so awkward that it could make the second and thrid one funny. or it could just lead to someone crying for there mommy and people running in the streets in terror. i see it as a win win situation if you go with a gay joke. :sly:
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...until it's about as funny as every other played-out joke.

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Lewis: And this is where I keep my wallet in my driver's suit.
Felipe: Shouldn't you leave it in back in the motorhome, like everyone else?
Lewis: This way I can pay my fines immediately after I enter parc fermé.
Felipe: Hmmm...I haven't had that problem since I was at Sauber.
 
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Massa - I don't want to know if it is true or not. Put it away. :crazy:
 
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Lewis: Hey is it ok for me to take off my overalls already, I'm sweating like crazy!
Felipe: I don't know, you'd better ask Massa.

Lewis: Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
Felipe: Actually I meant Ron...

(Might be a bit edgy but screw it, it's the end of the season)
 
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Massa: Wtf you say?

Lewis:I was just sayin...

Massa: My height does not give me a weight advantage!
 
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Massa: So ... how we going to do this? Scissor-paper-rock?
Hamilton: You want to decide something like this with a child's game? How about we go alphabetically?
Massa: That doesn't work for me; 'H' comes before 'M'. Person who needs it the most?
Hamilton: I got here first, Felipe. I'm not letting you take this away from me. I think I've earned it. You had your chance.
Massa: Fine, you use this bathroom. I'll go see if there's one downstairs.​
 



Lewis: "First naked gets pole?"


Edit: looks like the edited pic doesn't display properly:confused:
Edit2: Fixed, thanks Nigel!:)👍
 
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Massa: So ... how we going to do this? Scissor-paper-rock?
Hamilton: You want to decide something like this with a child's game? How about we go alphabetically?
Massa: That doesn't work for me; 'H' comes before 'M'. Person who needs it the most?
Hamilton: I got here first, Felipe. I'm not letting you take this away from me. I think I've earned it. You had your chance.
Massa: Fine, you use this bathroom. I'll go see if there's one downstairs.​
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Massa: Give me the championship or I'll stick this up your ass! :irked:
Hamilton: Why not just do that...now? :embarrassed:
Massa: :yuck:
 
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Lewis: "Well, this is what I had to do for Glock.."

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(Note: I in no way support the idea of Glock helping Lewis win.)
 
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