F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Omnis]

Hello! My name is Felipe Massa. You kill my title. Prepare to die.

 

[Alex.]

I'd usually make some sort of pro hamilton joke but I just can't bring myself to do it.

 

[Only_in_f1]

Wow Felipe! You look like you lost the championship on the last lap and found a penny!

 

[livemusic]

Hamilton: Come on, Felipe. We both agreed the champion would get massaged by the loser.

Massa: Damn you Glock!

 

[Robin]

Massa - "My plan of swapping suits would have worked out perfectly if Glock hadnt blown the whole thing... I couldnt not pass him, he was going so slow!"

Hamilton - "Oh well chamionship or not, you still owe me!"

Robin

 

[wrcsti]

Lewis: When are they telling your dad that you lost?

 

[RACECAR]

Lewis: When are they telling your dad that you lost?

Thats so messed up

 

[zoxxy]

 

[prisonermonkeys]

NOT my final entry!

Massa: You know, Kimi was telling me the other day why he never won at McLaren.
It wasn't because of a bad car or because the other drivers were too good. It was
because Ron Dennis has this policy where if McLaren win the championship ...

Hamilton: ... Everyone has to get naked? Yeah, I already know.​

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

It's worth it for the 'shop alone

What 'shop? That is pure, 100% Paint.

 

[RACECAR]

Sad irony in this is thats what everyone wants to do to Glock.

 

[L_Hamilton]

Lewis: When are they telling your dad that you lost?

Dude. 👎

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

You've shown me you're Brazilian... now let me show you mine!

 

[Stevisiov]

 

[wrcsti]

Dude. 👎

What? I just put stuff together.

Some people just don't take jokes well.

 

[Metar]

Oh TM

 

[wrcsti]

FINAL ENTRY:

Lewis: Woah, someone get me a computer. Gotta sell this suit on EBAY quickly.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Eighteen Voting

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Captions:

Peterjford

Massa watches in horror as Lewis Hamilton does a strip tease to "Macarena" as a way to distract the Ferrari driver before the Brazilian Grand Prix. The FIA is currently scouring the rule book to see if they can give Hamilton a penalty for this.

Touring Mars

You've shown me you're Brazilian... now let me show you mine!

PeterJB

raz_10

Dude!!!! Where are you going? This is the winner circle get back over there!

Serge.D

Massa: Is that a bra?

RACECAR

While Massa was in staring in confusion, This was what was playing in Hamilton's head

Pupik

Lewis: And this is where I keep my wallet in my driver's suit.
Felipe: Shouldn't you leave it in back in the motorhome, like everyone else?
Lewis: This way I can pay my fines immediately after I enter parc fermé.
Felipe: Hmmm...I haven't had that problem since I was at Sauber.

daan

Massa - I don't want to know if it is true or not. Put it away.

mipuumal

Lewis: Hey is it ok for me to take off my overalls already, I'm sweating like crazy!
Felipe: I don't know, you'd better ask Massa.

Lewis: Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
Felipe: Actually I meant Ron...

Mine’s GTR

Massa: Wtf you say?

Lewis:I was just sayin...

Massa: My height does not give me a weight advantage!

Sureshot

Massa: I'm hungry
Hamilton: Help yourself, but leave some for James Allen

Do you race?

Massa: So ... how we going to do this? Scissor-paper-rock?
Hamilton: You want to decide something like this with a child's game? How about we go alphabetically?
Massa: That doesn't work for me; 'H' comes before 'M'. Person who needs it the most?
Hamilton: I got here first, Felipe. I'm not letting you take this away from me. I think I've earned it. You had your chance.
Massa: Fine, you use this bathroom. I'll go see if there's one downstairs.

Soundtrack

Lewis: "First naked gets pole?"

Bee

Lewis: "Well, this is what I had to do for Glock.."

orimarc

Massa: Give me the championship or I'll stick this up your ass!
Hamilton: Why not just do that...now?
Massa:

Omnis

Hello! My name is Felipe Massa. You kill my title. Prepare to die.

Only_in-f1

Wow Felipe! You look like you lost the championship on the last lap and found a penny!

FatAssBr

Hamilton: Come on, Felipe. We both agreed the champion would get massaged by the loser.

Massa: Damn you Glock!

Robin.

Massa - "My plan of swapping suits would have worked out perfectly if Glock hadnt blown the whole thing... I couldnt not pass him, he was going so slow!"

Hamilton - "Oh well chamionship or not, you still owe me!"

wrcsti

Lewis: Woah, someone get me a computer. Gotta sell this suit on EBAY quickly.

Zoxxy

 

[mipuumal]

1. Do you race?
2. FatAssBr

 

[livemusic]

Do you race?

Touring Mars

 

[Metar]

1 - TM
2 - Bee

Some good captions on a very charged issue.. Also, how will it be done during winter? Random post-and-caption?

 

[Soundtrack]

1 Do you race?
2 Touring Mars

 

[Alex.]

Sureshot
wrcsti

 

[DQuaN]

1, TM
2, daan

With Sureshot that has to be the 3 naughtiest captions evar!

Love em!

 

[Sureboss]

1 - TM
2 - Bee

Some good captions on a very charged issue.. Also, how will it be done during winter? Random post-and-caption?

We may have a for-fun winter testing competition. But I won't be doing another points rewarded competition till the new season starts, which is only March.

 

[PeterJB]

1. Pupik
2. Zoxxy

Why won't my video show up?

 

[Alex.]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Sureboss]

1. Pupik
2. Zoxxy

Why won't my video show up?

Should be showing now.

 

[peterjford]

1. Touring Mars
2. Do you race?

 

[wrcsti]

Sureshot
wrcsti

WOOT! I got a point.