FINAL ENTRY
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As the press looks on, Fernando Alonso prepares to become the first F1 driver to touch another driver's wenis.
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Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
Shouldn't there be something of a rule against almost-obvious copying of quite an original idea? The original wenis caption was followed by three almost identical ones..
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Fernando alerts Kimi to the £2.99 sunglasses stand.
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Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
Shouldn't there be something of a rule against almost-obvious copying of quite an original idea? The original wenis caption was followed by three almost identical ones..
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(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"
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(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"
The CrackerAlonso: This nose nugget has to go somewhere, right?
LewyOs"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I should be a Ferrari man, no time to talk."
Not ApplicableThe pitlane arouses suspicion when Fernando and Kimi return after a short absence looking flustered and with several items of clothing missing.
FaminePat Symonds: How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Sunglasses
RACECARThe F1 drivers' sleepover game of "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" had unforeseen consequences.
peterjfordI'm not touching you!!!
PeterJBAlonso: "Kimi, get you hands out of your pants. You might be able to do that where you are from but here in Spain we have rules against that sort of thing."
SoundtrackFernando: Me and Kimi are becoming very good business friends. Were checking out parts, giving technique tips, and playing around with each others equipment.
Renault guy: That's interesting that you let Kimi ride in your car.
Fernando: Did I say anything about a car?!
Bram TurismoF.A.: “Skadoosh!”
Fernando Alonso presents Kimi V2.0, now with twice more dongle storage.
Dongle storage? Good lord
MetarAs the press looks on, Fernando Alonso prepares to become the first F1 driver to touch another driver's wenis.
OmnisAlonso: See? I tickle him, but Kimi just can't change his expression.
PJ-FFL
Crashbroke23Alonso: Come here Alonso Jr. and tell me what you think of uncle Kimi
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Alonso Jr.: I bet i can beat him in my powerwheels!!
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vs.
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Epic battle.
88c-v racerAlonso: I'm doing this to show my love for Kimi...
mafia_boyAlonso: "Does anyone know how to remove Super Glue? I've been stuck to this guy so long that I've not changed my shirt in three days."
Do you race?Kimi: Stop touching me Fernando, we're not at Brokeback Mountain anymore.
mipuumalFernando Alonso reveals the extent of Renault's research and development: a tiny switch in
Raikkonen's elbow that, when pressed, causes Kimi to repeatedly hit himself in the face.
zed300Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
FatAssBrAlonso: Did you still want me to put my finger on the knot, while you tie a bow Kimi?
ChronosAlonso: Woo, that was nasty, Kimi! Now YOU pull my finger.
Kimi: Haha, no way man!
LancerEvo7GSRFernando alerts Kimi to the £2.99 sunglasses stand.
SmallhorsesKimi: Look at Piquet's car!
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Fernando: Ha, he hasn't even driven it yet.
Kimi: I'll stay out of his way in the race.
Alonso: You have high hopes, we doubt he'll make it off the line.
Touring Mars(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"
PupikFernando: I'm Starsky, he's Hutch... all we need now is a fast red and white sportscar and we've got us a TV series!
Kimi: Haha, good luck finding one of those..."
Alonso: You mean this body part once operated a thing you old folks call a "gear lever"?