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As the press looks on, Fernando Alonso prepares to become the first F1 driver to touch another driver's wenis.

:lol: 👍
 
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Alonso: Come here Alonso Jr. and tell me what you think of uncle Kimi
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Alonso Jr.: I bet i can beat him in my powerwheels!!

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vs.

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Epic battle.
 
Goof grief man, you made almost a comic book sized page out of a caption :lol:
 
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F.A.: look im touching kimis wenis
K.R.: haha im touching my wenis too
F.A.: kimi thats not your wenis thats your.....never mind.....

(if that is to inappropriate let me know ill take it down)
 
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Alonso: "Does anyone know how to remove Super Glue? I've been stuck to this guy so long that I've not changed my shirt in three days."​
 
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Fernando Alonso reveals the extent of Renault's research and development: a tiny switch in
Raikkonen's elbow that, when pressed, causes Kimi to repeatedly hit himself in the face.
 
Shouldn't there be something of a rule against almost-obvious copying of quite an original idea? The original wenis caption was followed by three almost identical ones..
 
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Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
 
Alonso: Did you still want me to put my finger on the knot, while you tie a bow Kimi?
 

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Shouldn't there be something of a rule against almost-obvious copying of quite an original idea? The original wenis caption was followed by three almost identical ones..

I'm thinking about it, though I think only the first one found any kind of amusement. I'll make a decision at some point...
 
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Kimi: Look at Piquet's car!
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Fernando: Ha, he hasn't even driven it yet.
Kimi: I'll stay out of his way in the race.
Alonso: You have high hopes, we doubt he'll make it off the line.


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Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
The winner.​
 
Shouldn't there be something of a rule against almost-obvious copying of quite an original idea? The original wenis caption was followed by three almost identical ones..

I was thinking that, the following 3 wouldn't have had a clue :ouch:
 
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(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"
 
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(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"

Winner!!!:lol:
 
Keep the captions coming in, got a stupid week (8-6 & work on top of that...) and don't have the half hour to put the captions together, I hope to move on to voting on Saturday.
 
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Fernando: I'm Starsky, he's Hutch... all we need now is a fast red and white sportscar and we've got us a TV series!
Kimi: Haha, good luck finding one of those..."
 
:lol: Yeah, Jarno is already lined up for something else.
 
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Alonso: You mean this body part once operated a thing you old folks call a "gear lever"?
 
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(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"

Not even going to try to top this one.

I'm calling this a winner already. 👍
 
Round Seven
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Captions:
TS
Alonso: This nose nugget has to go somewhere, right?
The Cracker
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I should be a Ferrari man, no time to talk."
LewyOs
The pitlane arouses suspicion when Fernando and Kimi return after a short absence looking flustered and with several items of clothing missing.
Not Applicable
Pat Symonds: How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Sunglasses
Famine
The F1 drivers' sleepover game of "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" had unforeseen consequences.
RACECAR
I'm not touching you!!!
peterjford
Alonso: "Kimi, get you hands out of your pants. You might be able to do that where you are from but here in Spain we have rules against that sort of thing."
PeterJB
Fernando: Me and Kimi are becoming very good business friends. Were checking out parts, giving technique tips, and playing around with each others equipment.

Renault guy: That's interesting that you let Kimi ride in your car.

Fernando: Did I say anything about a car?!
Soundtrack
F.A.: “Skadoosh!”
Bram Turismo
Fernando Alonso presents Kimi V2.0, now with twice more dongle storage.



















Dongle storage? Good lord

Ed - Not exactly sure if I'm supposed to quote all that or not...
ty00123
As the press looks on, Fernando Alonso prepares to become the first F1 driver to touch another driver's wenis.
Metar
Alonso: See? I tickle him, but Kimi just can't change his expression.
Omnis
PJ-FFL
Alonso: Come here Alonso Jr. and tell me what you think of uncle Kimi
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Alonso Jr.: I bet i can beat him in my powerwheels!!
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vs.
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Epic battle.
Crashbroke23
Alonso: I'm doing this to show my love for Kimi...
88c-v racer
Alonso: "Does anyone know how to remove Super Glue? I've been stuck to this guy so long that I've not changed my shirt in three days."
mafia_boy
Kimi: Stop touching me Fernando, we're not at Brokeback Mountain anymore.
Do you race?
Fernando Alonso reveals the extent of Renault's research and development: a tiny switch in
Raikkonen's elbow that, when pressed, causes Kimi to repeatedly hit himself in the face.
mipuumal
Alonso: Thank god Vettel's not here.
Kimi: Why's that?
Alonso: Because otherwise we'd have yet another Kate's Dirty Sister joke here.
Kimi: True.
zed300
Alonso: Did you still want me to put my finger on the knot, while you tie a bow Kimi?
FatAssBr
Alonso: Woo, that was nasty, Kimi! Now YOU pull my finger.

Kimi: Haha, no way man!
Chronos
Fernando alerts Kimi to the £2.99 sunglasses stand.
LancerEvo7GSR
Kimi: Look at Piquet's car!
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Fernando: Ha, he hasn't even driven it yet.
Kimi: I'll stay out of his way in the race.
Alonso: You have high hopes, we doubt he'll make it off the line.
Smallhorses
(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"
Touring Mars
Fernando: I'm Starsky, he's Hutch... all we need now is a fast red and white sportscar and we've got us a TV series!
Kimi: Haha, good luck finding one of those..."
Pupik
Alonso: You mean this body part once operated a thing you old folks call a "gear lever"?

Be closing it midweek at some point.
 
3 points 2 Smallhorses
2 " 1The Cracker
1 " FatAssBr


Sorry wrong comp my bad:dunce:
 
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