F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[PeterJB]

Ross B: And behind you is our 2010 Challenger!

Rubens: Does it comply with the technical restrictions?

Ross B: Technical? I thought they said Terminal!

 

[LancerEvo7]

ENTRY THING

Brawn: Reubens, Let's not repeat Barcelona.

Barrichello: And... If I do?

Brawn:See that robot behind you... wait... JENSON! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! WE DON'T WANT THE MEDIA TO FIND OUT!

Robot/Button: But I like to feel the breeze!

Brawn: Uh, Reubens, about being the '#2' driver.

Barichello: What?

Brawn: Not anymore.​

 

[TheBook]

I suppose I'll take a (probably horrid) crack at this...

FINAL ENTRY
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The usual look on your face when you find out Ferrari shoved a potato in your exhaust pipe.

 

[TS]

Final Entry:

Rubens: What's with the robot?
Brawn: Inspiration.
Rubens: Why do we need that? Jenson has won 5 of 6 and we have 3 one-two finishes...
Robot: I will now self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Everyone: Noooooooooo

 

[zed300]

As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.​

went back and read it a 2nd time

 

[Tom-D]

1: "40 Million!, Well what could we possibly cut back on!! Our Aero? Our Engine? Our Staff? Our super advanced futuristic world dominating robots??? Were Ruined!!!"

 

[88c-v Racer]

PA system: If you are the owner of the giant robot in the Brawn garage, it is illegally parked in a tow-away zone. You have also left your lights on. We request you turn the lights off and move your robot before we lose another tow truck.​

 

[Tom-D]

Final Entry:

Orange shirt guy: "Yeah i would say your best bet is at the FIA headquarters, but remember your asking for a CON-ARTIST. Conner isn't a word."

 

[J-PaP]

Final Entry:

Terminator: Do you know John Connor?
Jenson's Mechanic (in orange shirt): Uhh... Yeah he's in the car over there!

 

[Jono624]

Final Entry:

Guys we have gone to the wrong place were at the set of the new terminator movie

 

[Alex.]

That's got my vote


Surely I should vote for the one that made me laugh the most?

 

[PeterJB]

That's got my vote


Surely I should vote for the one that made me laugh the most?

Leave him alone, he's new. I made some equally bad ones last year. I only voted to be nice.

 

[Pupik]

Terminator: Why are these humans so afraid of their ears?

 

[TS]

Terminator: Why are these humans so afraid of their ears?

That one wins!

 

[Sureboss]

Sorry guys, but I don't think I'll be able to get on the next stage until Saturday, I've got back to back ~ 13 hour days, and got a PC to installs XP Pro on tonight.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Six Captions

Do you race?

Nick Fry: "Don't worry, Ross. If the FIA try and force the budget caps through, we'll just get them to 'Say hello to my little friend'!"

Ross Brawn: "You don't watch too many films, do you, Nick?"

zed300

Guy in orange:"I'll check the list of employees names....God I hope we don't have a"Conner" here".

mipuumal

Rubens: Hey guys, why does the LCD on my steering wheel say "KILL ALL HUMANS"?

Engineer: We had to scrounge up the CPU from that T-800 over there, you know with the current world financial situation and all.

*Rubens walks away disgusted*

Engineer: Hey where are you going?

Rubens: I'm gonna go buy a Quadcore, I'll be back...

TS

Rubens: What's with the robot?
Brawn: Inspiration.
Rubens: Why do we need that? Jenson has won 5 of 6 and we have 3 one-two finishes...
Robot: I will now self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Everyone: Noooooooooo

LewyOs

Ross Brawn takes some time away from the garage, but provides a strong image to his workforce, of what would happen, should they **** up.

Crashbroke23

Ross Brawn: Rubens, That there is Jenson Button.

Smallhorses

A typo in the T800 unit's core directive now leads it to the BRAWN garage, continuing it's mission to "Kill All Rubens"

Soundtrack

Ross Brawn about the actual F1 debacle: "the future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves"

PJ-FFL

Brawn: Everyone, meet our new driver for 2009.
Button: How does it work?
Brawn: We put John Conner on your car, and we get 1-2 finishes all the time, you just have to drive and he will be behind you all the time
Button: Great, just like Rubens!!

mafia_boy

Brawn: Here's the plan for Monaco......put J.Connor on the side of Vettel's car and leave this bad boy at the pit lane exit.

Omnis

sole sponsor of BrawnGP, Richard Branson is allowed to walk naked through the garage.

Chronos

As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.

Touring Mars

Rubens was beginning to suspect that the rumours about him having his contract terminated might be true...

Famine

Give me your clothes, your boots and your motor vehi... oh, sorry, thought you were Jenson. Nae bother then.

Alex

Rubens: *checks mirror* Guys, why the hell do I have a terminator in my garage?
Brawn Technician: Be thankful Rubens, Jenson got the naked Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nicksfix

Rubens : Will somebody please tell that terminator thing that I am not John Conner,and I'll be just fine without him.
Terminator : But I am here to protect you from Ferrari.
Rubens : " huge sigh "

ROAD_DOGG33J

*Rubens checks mirror*
Rubens: I though I was done with him in Barcelona
Guy in orange: Nope he's been designated as your chief strategist
Rubens: (MW)

RACECAR

Turns out that Kimi has shown his true form and is able to go undetected while spying through the Brawn GP garage.

PeterJB

Ross B: And behind you is our 2010 Challenger!

Rubens: Does it comply with the technical restrictions?

Ross B: Technical? I thought they said Terminal!

LancerEvo7GSR

Brawn: Reubens, Let's not repeat Barcelona.

Barrichello: And... If I do?

Brawn:See that robot behind you... wait... JENSON! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! WE DON'T WANT THE MEDIA TO FIND OUT!

Robot/Button: But I like to feel the breeze!

Brawn: Uh, Reubens, about being the '#2' driver.

Barichello: What?

Brawn: Not anymore.

ty00123

The usual look on your face when you find out Ferrari shoved a potato in your exhaust pipe.

Tom-D

Orange shirt guy: "Yeah i would say your best bet is at the FIA headquarters, but remember your asking for a CON-ARTIST. Conner isn't a word."

88c-v Racer

PA system: If you are the owner of the giant robot in the Brawn garage, it is illegally parked in a tow-away zone. You have also left your lights on. We request you turn the lights off and move your robot before we lose another tow truck.

J-PaP

Terminator: Do you know John Connor?
Jenson's Mechanic (in orange shirt): Uhh... Yeah he's in the car over there!

Jono624

Guys we have gone to the wrong place were at the set of the new terminator movie

Pupik

Terminator: Why are these humans so afraid of their ears?

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If there are any mistakes, can a mod correct them?

Voting closes at 1900 GMT+1 on Tuesday.

 

[Metar]

1 - Chronos
2 - Touring Mars

 

[Omnis]

1. Chronos
2. zed

 

[PeterJB]

1. ty00123
2. Alex.

 

[SaberFire]

1) Chronos
2) Alex

 

[Sureboss]

zed300
Chronos

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Smallhorses
Touring Mars

 

[Smallhorses]

1. Alex.
2. zed300

 

[Soundtrack]

1. zed300
2. Chronos

 

[Nicksfix]

1.) Touring Mars
2.) zed300

 

[mipuumal]

1. zed300
2. Touring Mars

 

[TheBook]

1. 88cv-Racer
2. TS

 

[Not Applicable]

1.Chronos
2.Smallhorses

 

[Crashbroke23]

1.Chronos
2.Alex

 

[Chronos]

1. Alex
2. zed300