There's nothing to joke about with Webber, but there's loads to joke about with Vettel, but I reccomend a Bourdais picture to mark the loss of a failure.
The picture has been submitted, but I'm not going to tell you who or what is in it. Just to keep you in suspense for a while longer. But trust me, it's a good one.
Isn't there? Here's a collection of mine from the F1 Rejects forums ...
Webber: "You said I'd get ten years' bad luck in exchange for surviving that Mercedes backflip. Does this mean we're even?"
Webber: "I'll be straight with you: I'm not impressed. I don't think you've got what it takes to succeed in this competition. I'm sorry Sebastien, but you got past the opening rounds and now it's time to go home. It's a no from me."
Vettel: "I'm going to back Mark's comments up here. There's something about you; you just don't have the drive to win, and you haven't shown us anything like the kind of determination we'd expect here. You had your chance ... and you blew it. It's a no from me, too."
Massa: "And me. Who's next?"
Webber: "Jamie Alguersuari, from Spain. He's twenty years old, and has a British F3 crown to his name. So You Think You Can Drive, Jamie?"
Mark Webber: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
It was very tempting to submit one of thses for this week's competition with a pre-made caption, but I thought you should all havea fighting chance.
But let's see what you guys have cooked up for us. 
