F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ingram]

Final Entry

Berger: "Here's the thing.. I told Bourdais about this prank I did to Senna once and, well, he's replaced your passport photo with a picture of Donald Duck. Passport control say its fine though, they'll still recognise you from the beak"

 

[sher_da_putt]

Berger: C'mon, just take it sip, honestly its good stuff.

Buemi: Look, I said no, ok?

 

[Touring Mars]

"Hey, I heard you got the 'The Sixth Sense' on Blu-Ray! Great movie. I love the twist at the end, you know, when Bruce Willis finds out that he's actually dead, and has been all along? Great ending, especially when you think about the bits when.... ....you haven't watched it yet, huh?"​

 

[sher_da_putt]

'Buemi: So what do you think, pretty long hey?
Berger: I don't slide that way...'

I like this game

 

[PeterJB]

Berger: Essentially, you and Vettel are driving exactly the same car.

 

[sher_da_putt]

Berger: you're not invited to my birthday party, mum said I have enough people as it is. FINAL ENTRY

 

[Peter]

GB- Hey Seb, listen, I'm itching in "places".
SB- What did you do last night?
GB- Your sister.

 

[RACECAR]

Berger: No, I'm not doing the Dirty Kate joke.

 

[homeforsummer]

Berger: "Here's the thing.. I told Bourdais about this prank I did to Senna once and, well, he's replaced your passport photo with a picture of Donald Duck. Passport control say its fine though, they'll still recognise you from the beak"

 

[senamic]

When your hairline recedes this much, your days as a new face are over​

 

[Boffin]

S.B. Why the 🤬 am I not racing this round?!

G.B. er....well, with the economic hardships hitting hard, we need the car to keep the crew warm instead - Brrrrrrr

S.B. Yeah, it is a bit cold - where have you put my boiler suit?

G.B. We threw that on the fire

S.B. You idiot Boiler suits don't burn!

G.B. Yeah, that's what said about your iphone - but that burnt pretty nic- er....I mean...er..

 

[Sureboss]

Gerhard Berger: "I'm sorry, but you do look like Jason Biggs!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Not-Final Entry

Gerhard Berger: "Sebastien, we'd like you to replace Sebastien after this round. You'll team up with the other Sebastien."

Sebastian Buemi: "But ... I'm that Sebastian."

Gerhard Berger: "No, you're thinking of the Sebastien that raced for us last year. I mean the Sebastien that currently drives for us."

Sebastien Buemi: "I already drive for you. I'm the Sebastien that you're not getting rid of."

Gerhard berger: "Really? I hadn't noticed. Whatever the case, we need you to race in Sebastien's place. You're the only qualified driver with the right name to race at Sebastien Toro Rosso."​

 

[TS]

Final Entry:

Sebastien, I do not kid when I say your nose looks this big when people look straight at it.

 

[LancerEvo7]

GB: Sebastien, we'd like to thank you for inspiration on the car. It was based on you.
SB:What part?
GB:The beak nose cone.

 

[orimarc]

GB: Hey, relax! I know that you don't like having Alguersuari as team-mate...but why?
SB: Because Bourdais sucks so much it makes me look good.

 

[zed300]

FINAL ENTRY

G.B. God when I look into your eyes like that, I just want to grab your arse and......oh crap did I say that out loud?​

 

[Bram Turismo]

Berger: Sebastian, you do know that our favourit drink contains cocain, right?
Buemi: How do you think I managed to beat Bourdais in every race now?

 

[Soundtrack]

Buemi: “So, when the hell are the team improvements finally coming?”
Berger:” Relax, we may get rid of Bourdais no later than next week...”

disclaimer: this bad caption does not reflect the opinions of the author.

 

[Alex.]

that was pretty good actually

GH: "So Sebastian, we should have Bour.....are you even listening to me?"
SB: "...er...Sorry I can't take my eyes off that huge mole"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Buemi: “So, when the hell are the team improvements finally coming?”
Berger:” Relax, we may get rid of Bourdais no later than next week...”

Harsh, but very nicely done 👍

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Another Not-Final Entry

Gerhard Berger: "Sebastien, I'd like you to meet Bourdais' replacement: Natacha Gachnang. Now, I know
she's cute, but I don't want to hear anything about you getting man-reactions around
her. Think of her like she's your sister or a cousin or some other close relative instead."
​

 

[Sureboss]

Okay, I've updated to this post, so if you change any earlier posts, you need to tell me now or it won't get put in.

I'll be closing captions tomorrow afternoon. (24 hours time)

 

[peterjford]

GB: "Sorry I didn't get a chance for you to introduce me to your Mom, but I was busy if you know what I mean. You should have seen her, after a few drinks she started dancing with me and her booty was just like POW.

...

Why are you looking at me like that?

..."

 

[RACECAR]

Final Entry

GB: Despite the agreement that happened a month ago, I've managed to get Ice Cream and two Bennigan's coupons.

SB: Does that mean...

GB: No, I'm still not doing the joke so be grateful for what you have

SB: -_-

GB: "Sorry I didn't get a chance for you to introduce me to your Mom, but I was busy if you know what I mean. You should have seen her, after a few drinks she started dancing with me and her booty was just like POW.

...

Why are you looking at me like that?

..."

 

[Pupik]

Berger: Sebastien, please don't say anymore "crash and burn" comments about Bourdais' career.
Buemi: ...okay, it Immolated.

 

[yeti]

Buemi: Mmmmmm : Donuts.

C.

 

[Smallhorses]

Buemi: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the 🤬 do you think you're talking to?"

Berger: "Whoa! Chill out there Seb! While your performances this year have definitely been more "Taxi Driver" than "Race Driver" there's no need to get uppity!"

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

GB- Sebastian baby, stay cool! You dont want to end up looking like a fool.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Nine Voting

Do you race?

Gerhard Berger: "And that's how you undo a bra one-handed."

Touring Mars

Berger: "Look, it was late, I was drunk... I had no idea she was your Mum"

Dragonistic

"Ok, we've filled the car up with Red Bull to give you a bit more downforce."

zed300

G.B. God when I look into your eyes like that, I just want to grab your arse and......oh crap did I say that out loud?

mafia_boy

Berger: Don't look at me that way, blame your mum!! Maury proved that I'm NOT the father!!

mipuumal

Buemi: What do you mean you have to let me go?

Berger: Yea, sorry. You don't fit in to our future plans.

Buemi: Why not?

Berger: We picked a new first name of a hat yesterday, our next two drivers will be named "John".

TS

Sebastien, I do not kid when I say your nose looks this big when people look straight at it.

pippin4652

Berger: "Here's the thing.. I told Bourdais about this prank I did to Senna once and, well, he's replaced your passport photo with a picture of Donald Duck. Passport control say its fine though, they'll still recognise you from the beak"

sher_da_butt

Berger: C'mon, just take it sip, honestly its good stuff.

Buemi: Look, I said no, ok?

PeterJB

Berger: Essentially, you and Vettel are driving exactly the same car.

PJ-FFL

GB- Hey Seb, listen, I'm itching in "places".
SB- What did you do last night?
GB- Your sister.

RACECAR

GB: Despite the agreement that happened a month ago, I've managed to get Ice Cream and two Bennigan's coupons.

SB: Does that mean...

GB: No, I'm still not doing the joke so be grateful for what you have

SB: -_-

senamic

When your hairline recedes this much, your days as a new face are over

80Y 2C2

S.B. Why the am I not racing this round?!

G.B. er....well, with the economic hardships hitting hard, we need the car to keep the crew warm instead - Brrrrrrr

S.B. Yeah, it is a bit cold - where have you put my boiler suit?

G.B. We threw that on the fire

S.B. You idiot Boiler suits don't burn!

G.B. Yeah, that's what said about your iphone - but that burnt pretty nic- er....I mean...er..

Sureboss

Gerhard Berger: "I'm sorry, but you do look like Jason Biggs!"

LancerEvo7GSR

GB: Sebastien, we'd like to thank you for inspiration on the car. It was based on you.
SB:What part?
GB:The beak nose cone.

orimarc

GB: Hey, relax! I know that you don't like having Alguersuari as team-mate...but why?
SB: Because Bourdais sucks so much it makes me look good.

Bram Turismo

Berger: Sebastian, you do know that our favourit drink contains cocain, right?
Buemi: How do you think I managed to beat Bourdais in every race now?

Soundtrack

Buemi: “So, when the hell are the team improvements finally coming?”
Berger:” Relax, we may get rid of Bourdais no later than next week...”

Alex.

GH: "So Sebastian, we should have Bour.....are you even listening to me?"
SB: "...er...Sorry I can't take my eyes off that huge mole"
*

peterjford

GB: "Sorry I didn't get a chance for you to introduce me to your Mom, but I was busy if you know what I mean. You should have seen her, after a few drinks she started dancing with me and her booty was just like POW.

...

Why are you looking at me like that?

..."

Pupik

Berger: Sebastien, please don't say anymore "crash and burn" comments about Bourdais' career.
Buemi: ...okay, it Immolated.

yeti

Buemi: Mmmmmm : Donuts.

C.

Smallhorses

Buemi: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the 🤬 do you think you're talking to?"

Berger: "Whoa! Chill out there Seb! While your performances this year have definitely been more "Taxi Driver" than "Race Driver" there's no need to get uppity!"

SR-71_Blackbird

GB- Sebastian baby, stay cool! You dont want to end up looking like a fool.