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[SUPER NUMBBER]

Not even Puma anticipated running out of f's before completing the name tags for Ferrari...

 

[livemusic]

Stefano Domenicalli: "Okay, you have two choices: either you can do the two-man bobsled
with one of you sitting out, or you can do the four-man sled with Luca Badoer."

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Edit:

Photographer: "Everybody smiling and... There, we're done!"

Massa: "Ok guys, you can put me down now."

 

[Touring Mars]

While Fernando and Felipe looked forward to some excitement on the slopes this season, it would be all Downhill for Fisichella.

--

What's the difference between these three and Luca Badoer?

They are off-piste, while Badoer is piste-off.

 

[livemusic]

Still the king of puns, TM!

 

[TS]

What you don't see; the drivers' assless chaps. Better explains the facial expressions, right?

 

[peterjford]

Ferrari prepares its drivers for Bernie's latest crazy scheme: F1 Ice Racing.

 

[Ingram]

Despite their undoubted talent, none of Ferrari's driver line up could figure out how ski goggles work​

 

[Ian Poole]

all of these are awesome, bring on the 2k10 version

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Where's the f*&%ing KERS button!?"

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

To level the site of Bernie's winter grand prix, Bernie bought 50 baked bean burritos to each Ferrari driver. Let the demolition begin!

 

[RACECAR]

Scientists have finally found the true source for the depletion of the O-zone layer. Unfortunately however, they were too late to warn the locals.

 

[TS]

Takes the term "afterburners" to a whole new level.

 

[Omnis]

"Fisi, I said 'tuck', not 'dump'."

 

[The Outlaw]

Fisi: Hold on guys!!! I've got to take a dump!



Too bad Kimi's not in the picture


Edit: Looks like Omnis beat me to pointing out Fisi's funny looking squat

 

[LewyOs]

And its a photo finish at the first round of Bernie's Wacky Winter Races....

 

[Ingram]

Bernie: Which one of you jokers glued the corner of the flag to my head?​

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

Bernie: Why aren't you all going?

Drivers: Sorry, we had to take a dump that burrito was...oh there we go. Ok we're ready to go now.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Fernando Alonso: "You're right. Someone did put a scorpion in here."

 

[The Outlaw]

Looks like Alonso's about to do us all a favor and take ole Bernie out for good

 

[RACECAR]

Fernando Alonso: "You're right. Someone did put a scorpion in here."

if you don't mind, I'd like to throw one in there.

Looks like Alonso's about to do us all a favor and take ole Bernie out for good

Fernando: Hey Bernie, I've got Magic trick to show you

Bernie: Oh really, what are you gonna do?

Fernando: I'm gonna make you disappear

 

[RACECAR]

Edit: Double post, Disregard

 

[Peter]

if you don't mind, I'd like to throw one in there.

Fernando: Hey Bernie, I've got Magic trick to show you

Bernie: Oh really, what are you gonna do?

Fernando: I'm gonna make you disappear

I'd like to see that trick.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

BERNIE: You know...you could've taken a whizz behind that tree over there...

ALONSO: Oh, NOW you tell me...

 

[PeterJB]

"Oh Bernie, I have something for you!"

 

[LewyOs]

Alonso: And the first name out of the hat for FIA assistance this year is.....

 

[TS]

And now, for my next trick, I will make my eyebrows appear from thin air!

 

[RACECAR]

Alonso: And the first name out of the hat for FIA assistance this year is.....

*drumrolls*

 

[Ian Poole]

And if you wait right there Bernie, i'll give you all of the details to "Ferrarigate", it is just buried somwhere in here

 

[zed300]

FA: Did you know I did some magic tricks when I was a kid.
BE: Hmm...... Is that right?.......... Show me one.
FA: Give us a sec.
BE: If you can pull a rabbit out of your helmet I'll leave F1....haha.
FA: Comon you wascally wabbit, the F1 world is counting on you.​

 

[mafia_boy]

FA: Hey Bernie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
BE: I think it's empty, you used all the tricks in there to get out of Renault!​