F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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If I may be so bold as to add to this:

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Schumi: Trust me, you don't want to beat me to the title. The last person who did that is gonna get what's coming to him...
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FM: Shallow grave, check. No witnesses, check. Weapon, check.
FA: Did you say something Felipe?
FM: Yeah, I have a message from Michael...
 
:lol: Nice one.
 
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Michael Schumacher "Fine, don't believe me. Maybe I'm just trying to get inside your
head and mess about with it. Maybe I'm not. But I guess you'll never know which on
it is until you can tell me with all certainty that your mother doesn't have a
tattoo of a rose on her inner thigh ..."

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Michael and Nico wonder how they find themselves in such a bizarre situation, as they look down at the two midgets who have tied their hands behind their backs and now hold them at gunpoint​
 
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"ACHTUNG: Sie Haben Dienst in 3000 Meilen."​
 
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M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .​
 
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Robert Kubica: "Wait, what do you mean the team is to be called 'Spermbank Renault'? Vitaly said it was 'Sberbank'!"​
 
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M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .
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Lmao.
 
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KUBICA: Yeah, the team's new name isn't much different, but the bosses say that if we get into the drink making business, we might be as good as Red Bull...
 
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M.S.: Knock Knock
N.R.: Who's there?
M.S.: Jenson
N.R.: Jenson who?
M.S.: Exactly!​
 
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Robert: You know I should of taken up basketball instead of race car driving, then maybe I could be wearing an "Air Kubica" hat instead of a "Air Jordan" hat.
 
SUPER NUMBBER
KUBICA: Yeah, the team's new name isn't much different, but the bosses say that if we get into the drink making business, we might be as good as Red Bull...
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:lol: Was just about to make a similar joke myself!
 
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Get me a cap with a bigger peak. My nose is still in the sun!​
 
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Kubica did not know the ghost of Nelsinho's F1 career still haunted Renault...until that fateful day when he turned away from his reflection, only to find emptiness...​
 
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Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.
 
Didn't it turn out to be an epic loss in the end?!

C.
 
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I will break you.

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I will break you.
 
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Butt On, Butt Off, Butt On, Butt Off, Butt On, Butt Off...​
 
SEPARATED AT BIRTH

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Ralf Schumacher: Useless German racing driver

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RIcky Martin: Useless Latin pop star​
 
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RS: "Who's the third best driver in F1? THIS GUY!"
 
campos to lose out on place because of money problems so steffan gp to come in with ralph
 
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Omnis


"ACHTUNG: Sie Haben Dienst in 3000 Meilen."​
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zed300


M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .​
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Touring Mars


M.S.: Knock Knock
N.R.: Who's there?
M.S.: Jenson
N.R.: Jenson who?
M.S.: Exactly!​
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Omnis
Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.
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Good God, those captions really made my day :lol:👍!
 
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Ralf recalls the time when Michael told him how the total of his talent equates to what Michael posseses in his index finger.
 
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