"Hey, Mark, didn't Jaguar try a similar 'driver incentive program' to the crap Mercedes is pulling?"
"Yeah, they did. I wouldn't say we got the ugliest on the paddock though. What a memory..."
"Wtf is that! You got to hit that?"
"Well, I was going to, until she removed her pants and out popped a huge penis."
also
Timo Glock: "Hey, Lucas, check this out: it says that Virgin's testing has been interrupted by broken
front wings and bad weather. I'd hate to be one of the poor sods who has to drive for them ..."
Timo Glock: "Let me get this straight, the plan is to wait here for a car from on of the top teams to spin off the track. We pull the driver out and one of us finishes the race in that car, possibly getting some points. After the race we repaint the car in our own colors and use it for the next race?"
Lucas di Grassi: "That was the plan Flavio suggested. I don't think it will work either... More lemonaide?"
Timo Glock: "You were talking with Lotus, weren't you Lucas?"
Lucas di Grassi: "Yeah, what of it?"
Timo Glock: "I just think it's fairly safe to say you made the right
choice. Look at us: we've got a private beach in Spain. Now look at
Heikki and where Lotus sent him for PR commitments ..."
"And look! It says here that the first race of the season kicks off today"
...
"Oh Ffffuuuuuuu..."
Timo: Well according to the brochure, there should be a race track around here somewhere...
Lucas: How's that tan coming on Timo?
