F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1
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Ralf attempts to hyponotise himself into being a better driver ...
Still, full marks for effort.
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WARNING: Ingesting Neck Bondo may have serious side effects, such as face twitching...
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"Hello, I am here to introduce the Mercedes Deutsche drivers' incentive program for the coming season.
Corporate wants to make sure the best german drivers are driving Mercedes."
"What's the incentive, boss?"
"Well, if you lose, you get to spend the night with the ugliest race queen on the paddock."
"What? Uh, just how ugly are we talking?"
"This ugly:"
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- NapoleonMikey
ROFL now that was funny
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You are on a roll, man!
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"Hello, I am here to introduce the Mercedes Deutsche drivers' incentive program for the coming season.
Corporate wants to make sure the best german drivers are driving Mercedes."
"What's the incentive, boss?"
"Well, if you lose, you get to spend the night with the ugliest race queen on the paddock."
"What? Uh, just how ugly are we talking?"
"This ugly:"
That is the funniest caption I have ever seen, you have reduced me to tears, great one!
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Michael attemps to recreate his brother's general air of uselessness. Fails.
Also, Omnis and livemusic... LMAO
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Varsha: "As I understand it, Peter, you've already hired your racing drivers."
Windsor: "That's correct, Bob. Now we just need to complete crash testing and we'll be good to go."
Anderson: "Which is why we're happy to announce Yuji Ide as our latest addition to the team."
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ROSBERG: Crap, seagulls! I just finished waxing Schumi's car
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ROSBERG: Crap, seagulls! I just finished waxing Schumi's car
Ouch, that's cold! 
The last time a bird crapped on my car, I ate its liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
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ROSBERG: Crap, seagulls! I just finished waxing Schumi's car
The last time a bird crapped on my car, I ate its liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
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The last time a bird crapped on my car, I ate its liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
Well played...you still owe me coffee...
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The moving pitlane camera passed overhead just in time to catch Nico taking a wizz in Schumi's car.
The Outlaw
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This page has some funny captions 👍
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SCHUMACHER: What'cha say 'bout my mom??
ROSBERG: You heard me! She's a ****!
SCHUMACHER: Come'ere you little *****!
ROSBERG: Bring it *****! Nobody steals parts from my car and gets away with it!!
WHITMARSH: OMG LOL!!! THIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK IS SOOOO AWESOME!!!
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- YA SAY WHAT?!!!!
I love that show "Get Smart" his favourite saying was, "Would you believe it missed by that much"
Blah Blah Blah........ Does this guy ever shutup... What the hell is he on about now..... Why am I standing here.....I'm glad I'm wearing my headphones
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"I finally found something to hang my coat on! For helping those nice fellas at Virgin Racing put their front wing together, they gave me these left over screws!"
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