F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Wayne: "My mustache is both untrimmable and infallible."
Seb: "At least it's not contagious."
 
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These aerodynamic helmets allow us to do our job 1 milisecond quicker.
 
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"We're pleased with the new car. It's harder, better, faster and stronger."
 

Guy in front: Oh god, I have to sneeze...but I can't open my visor.

Guy in back: Just a heads up, it smells like a wet cat after you sneeze...
 
The new McLaren gets a bit excited whilst being ridden by Jenson Button...
 
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"To honor Detroit, Robocop's scalp is affixed to the nose of the car."
 
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"Sigh...if only our car was electric. Then we wouldn't need these gas masks."

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"Well, we just had to put her down..."
 
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The Helghast manage to get rid of their red eyes and make the air pipes smaller and then made an F1 team.
 
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The Helghast manage to get rid of their red eyes and make the air pipes smaller and then made an F1 team.

Unfortunately for them, the ISA is involved with Red Bull also...
 
Unfortunately for them, the ISA is involved with Red Bull also...

Could imagine the press interviews.
How do you plan on catching red bull?
Death, death to them all.
 
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"I told you that I was going to this fancy-dress party as a McLaren mechanic, but were you listening? Noooo...."​
 
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"We decided to show you guys how much we think into the future."
 
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McLaren dress like their testing pace. Very bad and quite amusing to other teams.
 
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It's a long empty pitlane...
 
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McLaren dress like their testing pace. Very bad and quite amusing to other teams.

I wouldn't be laughing.

Those helmets are boss.

Anyway:

Guy in front: Luke...I am your...

Guy in back: For the love of god please don't finish that sentence.
 
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Engineer: "Michael has lost his Oakleys again... repeat..."
 
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Darth Vader's new outfit.

He still proclaims - Luke,I am your father.
 
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Michael Schumacher: "Shov, there's a hole in my car. And you're not getting those headphones back until it's fixed, okay?"​
 
Jenson Button realizes that the car's Schwartz is twisted. He hates it when that happens.
 
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McLaren will be humped this year​
 
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The mclaren shows its age as it has a wart with hair growing out of it.
 
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Mclaren unveils new MP4-26 Spider
 
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Mclaren have found Montoya's last ginster.[/QUOTE]
 
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"Well, we had to put the carbon we took from the sidepods somewhere, don't we?"
 
The new MP4-26, now with an attached machine gun at the nose for getting rid of the competition.
 
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Jenson's car sports a chubby :)

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All that is missing is the individual red LED roving left and right:

'By your command'

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Michael Schumacher: And how old again did you say you were son?
 
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