F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[mikeerfol]

Bernie Ecclestone tries his version of Moonwalk.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I know DC threatened to get his willy out, but I didn't think he'd actually do it ..."​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bernie: I thought I told Jean to make sure the grid guys wore the same outfits at the girls.

 

[DK]

Pictured: Bernie and all the drivers who want double points to return.​

 

[Flex0r]

Host: "There appears to be a confused old man running circles on the straight!"

Co-host: "That's Bernie Ecclestone!"

Host: "Like I said there appears to be a confused old man ......"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Bernie: "Are you sure you don't want my bribes? I will do my best to remove Pirelli from the championship... "

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Legro]

Ecclestone: "Why are these men dressed up as grid kitchen appliances?"

 

[Furinkazen]

"Yet another place Fernando would rather be..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (D: 8 votes)
2nd: BlacqueJacques - 18 pts (C: 4 votes)
3rd=: prisonermonkeys, DK, Furinkazen - 12 pts (H,J,N: 3 votes)
6th=: Famine, Touring Mars, Flex0r, Legro - 5 pts (E,F,K,M: 2 votes)
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 1 pts (I: 1 vote)​

Winning Entry

For the second time in 2015, a track is invaded by a crazed loon who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Formula 1.

Standings after Round Eighteen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: GTP_Ingram***** - 181 pts
2nd: Touring Mars*** - 161 pts
3rd: Famine** - 144 pts

4th: Liquid** - 119 pts
5th: Jimlaad43* - 117 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 114 pts
7th: Legro* - 94 pts
9th=: SVT Cobra GT*, Flex0r* - 91 pts
10th: Furinkazen - 85 pts

11th: TheBook* - 76 pts
12th: DK - 64 pts
13th: Luke* - 50 pts
14th: BlacqueJacques - 44 pts
15th: Niku Driver HC - 35 pts
16th: mikeerfol - 32 pts
17th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
18th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
20th: Rage Racer* - 19 pts
21st=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
23rd=: RACECAR, aarror - 18 pts
25th=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
27th: Omnis - 8 pts
28th=: niky, CLowndes888 - 3 pts

Final Round will follow shortly​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Damn...

Top 5 is the aim.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

My 3rd podium (in F1 caption game history sadly ) and its for second

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND

Entries by Thursday, 24th December - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[Famine]

"McLaren can't even get a break in reality TV, as they're voted off first in this year's Strictly."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Jenson, I admire you, but that Japanese writing on your helmet has to go. Honda can keep up their façade, but we cannot..."

 

[Furinkazen]

"Jenson... we achieved more points finishes in the caption competition this year than out on track."

 

[mikeerfol]

"You look a bit tired Jenson.. oversleep?"

 

[DK]

*shakes Jenson violently* "Please, save me from this GP2 engine hell!"

 

[TheBook]

Out celebrating a new bromance #PlacesAlonsoWouldRatherBe

 

[Jimlaad43]

Jenson: How did Honda convince you to stay another year?
Fernando: They got me tickets to see Star Wars before you.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Fernando: Good news Jenson; only one more year with Honda engines!
Jenson: You're hurting my arm Fernando!

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Jenson: Have you been sunbathing again?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Merry Christmas Jenson, I got you a dog! He's slow, he's toothless, he'll spend more time at the vet than at the park, and he's covered in these weird red patches. I called him MP4-30"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Trust me, it's quicker walking.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Alonso: "Jenson, let's go back to Windows 8, this Windows 10 engine programming will get us nowhere fast."

Jenson: "At this bloody rate, not even Windows '95 will save us, chico..."

Final entry, parc fermé

 

[Jimlaad43]

Jenson: This is NOT the "Cheeky Nando's" I asked for.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Flex0r]

Alonso: Jenson, I finally know why we crawl around the track with our cars.
Button: And why is that?
Alonso: The last time my engine was replaced I saw the mechanics stuff an ASIMO in the engine compartment.
Button: So basically we've got robotic peddle cars.
Alonso: *sobbing* And my lawyer can't find a way to get out of this contract.

 

[Legro]

Alonso: I love you, I love McLaren, I love Honda, I love Ron, I love GP2 engines...
Button: Fernando, please, did you steal the podium champagne again.

 

[Legro]

Hate to be the one to say it, but it has been nearly 2 weeks since the deadline for the entries, when are we going to get these on the voting thread.

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry for the delay, I've been on holiday and without my laptop since the 23rd Dec, but normal service will resume tomorrow!

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for the Final Round is now open here... apologies once again for the delay!

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