F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Reminder - this round closes tomorrow, so please get your entries in soon!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Reminder - this round closes tomorrow, so please get your entries in soon!

My first caption is my entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Deadline extended to tomorrow at 0900 UK time

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIXTEEN - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (F: 13 votes)
2nd: DK - 18 pts (H: 5 votes)
3rd: SVT Cobra GT - 15 pts (B: 4 votes)
4th=: Liquid, GTP_Ingram, BlacqueJacques - 10 pts (E, G, J: 3 votes)
7th: Niku Driver HC - 6 pts (I: 2 votes)
8th=: TheBook, Flex0r, Jimlaad43 - 2 pts (A, C, D: 1 vote)


Winning Entry

Seb, your accountant called - it's about those VW shares you bought last year.

Standings after Round Sixteen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Touring Mars*** - 156 pts
2nd: Famine** - 132 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram*** - 131 pts

4th: Liquid** - 119 pts
5th: Jimlaad43* - 114 pts
6th: Legro* - 89 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 84 pts
8th: Flex0r* - 83 pts
9th: SVT Cobra GT* - 77 pts
10th: TheBook* - 69 pts

11th: Furinkazen - 63 pts
12th: DK - 52 pts
13th: Luke* - 50 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 35 pts
15th: mikeerfol - 32 pts
16th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
17th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
19th: Rage Racer* - 19 pts
20th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
22nd=: RACECAR, aarror - 18 pts
24th=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
26th: BlacqueJacques - 13 pts
27th: Omnis - 8 pts
28th=: niky, CLowndes888 - 3 pts​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seventeen - Mexico

Entries by Monday, 23rd November - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[GTP_Ingram]

After a tough Grand Prix and some seriously spicy pre-race enchiladas, the need to pull Nico's finger becomes a medical emergency.​

 

[Flex0r]

Rosberg: "Who spiked the champagne with jalapeno's?"
Perez: "We call it chamPAIN here, Nico!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Nico: Oi Lewis, second place step is that way.

 

[TheBook]

Nico: I'll get to the podium... But first, let me take a selfie.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After seeing Nigel Mansell appear, the urge to give him his moustache back overcame Nico.

 

[mikeerfol]

"I'm the new Vettel now"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Hey lads, look! Lewis cried so much that his tears washed away that ridiculously fake blond perm of his, the bellend..."

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Famine]

You all want to kill Richard Hammond? He's over there.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: The second place sombrero is over there Lewis!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Furinkazen]

"I'm usually all the way back there"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"See, I got the monkey off my back!"

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - RESULT

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1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (A: 10 votes)
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 18 pts (K: 6 votes)
3rd: SVT Cobra GT, BlacqueJacques - 13 pts (C, I: 4 votes)
5th: Furinkazen - 10 pts (J: 3 votes)
6th=: TheBook, Famine - 7 pts (D, H: 2 votes)
8th=: Flex0r, Jimlaad43 - 3 pts (B, E: 1 vote)


Winning Entry

After a tough Grand Prix and some seriously spicy pre-race enchiladas, the need to pull Nico's finger becomes a medical emergency.

Standings after Round Seventeen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: GTP_Ingram**** - 156 pts
2nd: Touring Mars*** - 156 pts
3rd: Famine** - 139 pts

4th: Liquid** - 119 pts
5th: Jimlaad43* - 117 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 102 pts
7th: SVT Cobra GT* - 90 pts
8th: Legro* - 89 pts
9th: Flex0r* - 86 pts
10th: TheBook* - 76 pts

11th: Furinkazen - 73 pts
12th: DK - 52 pts
13th: Luke* - 50 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 35 pts
15th: mikeerfol - 32 pts
16th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
17th: BlacqueJacques - 26 pts
18th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
20th: Rage Racer* - 19 pts
21st=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
23rd=: RACECAR, aarror - 18 pts
25th=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
27th: Omnis - 8 pts
28th=: niky, CLowndes888 - 3 pts​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Damn, dropping back quite badly now.

 

[Touring Mars]

Damn, dropping back quite badly now.

Two more rounds to go, and so anyone in the top 5 still has a mathematical chance of winning... GTP_Ingram leads on countback as he has 4 round wins to my 3. I stupidly forgot to post my entry before the deadline last week, and considered it unethical to extend the deadline to allow myself to post Anyway, Brazil should be posted up shortly with Abu Dhabi following next week during the voting for Brazil.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Another podium! I'm not doing too badly, better than last year! Wonder if I can crack the top 5.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Brazil

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Entries by Monday, 7th December - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[Jimlaad43]

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[Touring Mars]

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Sorry, should be fixed now

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bernie: I wish Daniil was Russian to the grid and Valtteri could Finnish his reconnaissance lap

 

[TheBook]

Ecclestone forgets that everything is upside down in the Southern Hemisphere, not backwards.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I finally made a podium; and two hat references in a row for points

Bernie: Where are all my fans?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[GTP_Ingram]

For the second time in 2015, a track is invaded by a crazed loon who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Formula 1.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Bernie: "Do not tell me that those bloody French have made inadequate tires again, I will sue them out of existence..."

 

[Famine]

The brand new track surface sees the effects of Bernie's special Pirelli stunt heelies...

 

[Touring Mars]

Worst. Pirelli Calendar. Ever.