Woman: "Your new app is nearly ready Lewis - you just take a selfie, then it automatically detects you in the photo and tells you how #Blessed you are."
Lewis: "That's a sexy lap........er, I mean app. What does it say for me?"
Woman: "Your new app is nearly ready Lewis - you just take a selfie, then it automatically detects you in the photo and tells you how #Blessed you are."
Lewis: "That's a sexy lap........er, I mean app. What does it say for me?"
"This 'new' version of the app eliminates the worst selfie every 90 seconds. Although this won't affect you very much as we've already scrapped this and decided that it's a good idea to do something completely different instead."
Rumours are growing of the circulation of a viral video showing the Kingdom Of Bahrain abusing a woman driver with blonde hair, threatening her with lashes if she doesn't keep winning. The woman's name is rumoured to be "Britney" and people in the paddock, including a well known personality on snapchat, pictured here dressed in black, are linking it with the sudden upturn in pace shown by the racing driver known as "Nico Rosberg".
Here we see Lewis Hamilton heading towards the back of the grid after the Anti-Social Media F1 governance comes up with the new qualifying system.
Cars will not set any times during qualifying. The grid will be set in reverse order of "most self portraits taken with a mobile telecommunication device (MTD)".
The driver with the fewest "relikes" of their self-MTD on Twitbook will start on pole.
