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"Sir Lewis, is it true that you look better in movement...?"

"Of course, dear, these earrings do not sparkle standing still. Fetch me a tuk-tuk and I'll grant you with a moving photoshoot..."

Final Entry, Parc Ferme.
 
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Woman: So this is a picture of my sister; she has many goats and oil wells; are you interested Mr. Hamilton?

Lewis: How many goats does she have?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
 
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Woman: If we use optical zoom, we can see your title chances this year

(premonition)
 
"Oh wow, it's that guy who's famous on Instagram and Twitter, I simply must get a selfie with him - I wonder what he's doing here at the Formula 1..."
 
Entries for Round 2 are now closed - pole poll will follow shortly
 
Round Two - RESULT

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1st: Famine (T: 9 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars (K: 7 votes) - 18 pts
3rd=: SVT Cobra GT, DK, niky, XJ40 (E,I,O,S: 6 votes) - 11 pts
7th=: Ryk, GTP_Ingram, BlacqueJacques (B,L,R: 3 votes) - 4 pts​

Entries with less than 3 votes = no score


Winning Entry

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Famine
"Oh wow, it's that guy who's famous on Instagram and Twitter, I simply must get a selfie with him - I wonder what he's doing here at the Formula 1..."
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Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 50 pts
2nd: niky - 21 pts
3rd=: Ryk, Touring Mars - 19 pts

5th=: jake2013guy, Jimlaad43 - 15 pts
7th=: SVT Cobra GT, DK, XJ40 - 11 pts
10th=: Flex0r, Pezzarinho17 - 7 pts
12th: GTP_Ingram - 5 pt
13th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
14th=: Liquid, marco89IT, Furinkazen, TheBook, aarror - 1 pt​
 
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Damn Famine, GTPs own Nico Rosberg at the moment.
 
Thanks @Legro - niky's doppleganger has been removed. 👍
 
Happy with a podium, now to engage my wits and gain a win.
 
Damn, two rounds and not a single point. Who do I have to pay off around here?
 
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Round Three - China
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Entries by Tuesday, 26th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.
 
Sebastian: I'll be there in a minute sweety, giggity giggity goo
 
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Vettel saw the non-Catholics at the end of the paddock and knew what he had to do.
 
Sebastian: With this disguise, they'll never realise I'm not Rosberg!
 
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Seb: You can put those spare front wings away, we won't need to use any.
 
The secret of Ferrari's performance increase is finally revealed - the new MGU-KKK unit...
 
"I put on my robe and Wizards hat..."


This is my Final Entry, There are many like it, but this one is mine.
 
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"Judging by Hamilton's performance last race, my scare tactic seems to be working."
 
"Not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin"


Final entry
 
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As Vettel plots to "settle a score" with Kvyat, he slips on his balaclava disguise, failing to realise that red overalls might betray his identity to witnesses.​
 
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Admit it - if you had access to Kimi's underwear, you'd do it too...
 
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"Hehe... Alonso will never know the reasons for his welcoming back gift, let's just say he'll find it "steaming" like a pile of brown stuff. And he won't believe it's not chocolate!"

Final entry, Parc fermé.
 
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"Do the first lap with my eyes closed? I'll take that bet."​
 
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Confirmed - Sebastian Vettel to play Jack Skellington in Nightmare Before Christmas live-action adaptation.
 
Some top quality captions here, but this:
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"I put on my robe and Wizards hat..."
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"Hi, I'm Sebastian Vettel and welcome to Jackass!"
 
Oh you'll find my entry will be perfectly final.
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After managing to hit someone, Sebastian Vettel wins "Stormtrooper of the Month" onboard the Death Star
 
Final entry

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With his car's retro livery and a dysfunctional, unpredictable team behind him, Sebastian just needs to put on his scary costume to complete the "Ghost of Ferrari Past" look.
 
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Seb: Perhaps I think I am the madman, my apologies Daniil.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
 
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