F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[peterjford]

Do we have to wait for the season to start before this starts again? There have been some funny pictures during testing.

 

[Lee]

I 'spose a little pre-season test wouldn't hurt..

"Jense, Ross has called it quits."

 

[Kylehnat]

Jenson: "You've got to be joking. Please tell me you're joking"
Mechanic: "Sorry, mate. Next time, we won't have an intern fix the windtunnel, I promise."

 

[peterjford]

JB: Who's got the best beard in F1? This guy, right here!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I love this thread! I was wondering when it was coming back ...

When Jenson Button said he wanted to fight for the championship, Honda didn't realise he meant it literally.

 

[Sureboss]

JB: And she said "Are you sure Bernie won't mind?"

 

[TVRKing]

"And this is how I accidentally punched myself......"

 

[daan]

JB - I have to drive the Honda again this year?

 

[Touring Mars]

"I'm getting into the car now... I may be gone for some time..."

 

[Blake]

Engineer: But it’s only an installation lap…
Button: Don’t you think I know that!

 

[MagpieRacer]

JB: Ahem, I am having some problems, you know down there...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I'm just going down to Starbucks for a minute. Want anything?

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JB: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Mechanic: "No, Mr. Button, I expect you to drive!"

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"On-ly youuuuu ..."

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"Pssst ... do you ever get the feeling there's someone putting words in you mouth, like right now?"

 

[Only_in_f1]

You want me to finish how many races this season!?

 

[Solid Lifters]

And Button resorts to sign language

Button: "Can you understand this sign language? I want more Viagra. I want to have a... (shows sign for erection). Understand?"

 

[Pupik]

Button: So these wire supports will keep my ears in place, and reduce turbulence?

Engineer: Of course! Those aero guys never get it wrong!

 

[Stevisiov]

 

[Venari]

JB: It's not going to be painted like that? Brace yourself, I'm gonna kiss ya!

 

[peterjford]

I vote for Pupik and Do You Race?

 

[Metar]

"WheeeeebrumbrumbrumscreeeeeetchBAM! And then I crashed."​

 

[Appie]

And then i was like this the whole time in the cockpit.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Invisible boxing match.

Round 1!

 

[Craig HP]

I've never been a very succesful racing driver, so I think I'll switch to boxing!

 

[livemusic]

"This is how you pour milk form a cow!"

 

[Lee]

"What's Alex doing?"

"Pretending he's back at McLaren.."

 

[daan]

So, to cheer Lewis up, I grabbed him by the ears, and gave him a great big kiss

 

[zoxxy]

"The circumcision wasn't even that hard. I just took a scissor like this and..."

 

[Only_in_f1]

Alex: 'Invisible porn mags, what will they think of next!'

 

[Venari]

So I picked up the nunchukas and did the Bruce Lee grimace - this new Wii martial arts dojo is cool!

or, alternatively

... and Jenson had me like this and was grunting. It's the last time I leave it so long to shave my sideburns.​

 

[Roo]

"Few people know that F1 was my second choice. I always wanted to be in D1GP, and drift... like this"

 

[Alex.]

Alex: 'Invisible porn mags, what will they think of next!'

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