F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[mipuumal]

Wow

Thanks a lot guys, I was hoping this would earn me some points... But a win was unexpected.

 

[Craig HP]

I missed out on the points, AGAIN! Oh well, I will just have to think of a better one next time. When is the next one coming?

 

[Sureboss]

We have a GP this weekend, so at some point tomorrow or Friday. Though I'm at the GT4 LAN all weekend, so you will have plenty of time to caption either side of that.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Six

An interesting choice from Touring Mars.

 

[daan]

Famine and VEXD get ready for yet another cuddle, as Bert looks on, worried that he's next.

 

[mipuumal]

Klien and Heidfeld are returning from a charity event when suddenly...

Klien: *GASP* It's a ZOMBIE!!1 The dead have risen are coming to get our footballs, head for ze hills!

Heidfeld: Don't be stupid Christian, that's just Robert. He's been sleepwalking ever since Mario Theissen forced him to cut off some... sensitive bits in order to lose weight. Just step on his toes to wake him up.

 

[Craig HP]

Kubica: Are you my mummy?​

 

[Pupik]

In between racing, the BMW Stormtroopers enjoy fixing the drivers for entertainment.

 

[Sureboss]

You can't have two captions, Craig.

 

[PeterJB]

Kubica: We've won a match! That's one better than what our team can do!
Klien: Well, if what mipuumal says is true, then you'll be needing that football!
Kubica: But we'll never win!
Heidfeld: Big surprise!

 

[RACECAR]

Celebration by the winning team before they were handed a penalty for illegal use of the hands.

 

[PeterJB]

Celebration by the winning team before they were handed a penalty for illegal use of the hands.

That's very good! 👍

 

[peterjford]

Klien, disabled by a fiendish toe lock from Kubica calls for an "anti-ball" zone, forcing Kubica to drop the ball.
Heidfeld however reminds them of the mask rule and this round of Calvinball is declared void.

 

[wrcsti]

Yo dawg, you better not had scuffed mah kicks!
A hug will make up for it.
**** you *****!

 

[Omnis]

In response to scruffiness concerns with Sebastien Loeb, Heidfeld proves his beard is justified.

 

[Craig HP]

You can't have two captions, Craig.

First time I have heard of that rule, but yeah, I will delete one!

 

[Sureboss]

Kubica: I saw that famous video of Max the other day, it was this big.

 

[Touring Mars]

That's a good one... it's a crumby pic, difficult to caption... what idiot picked it, anyway?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Klien: "Now pay attention, Nick. If ever there's a zombie outbreak in the paddock - Robert will be our
zombie for now - the only thing to do will be make a stand against them. This is what you have to do ..."
Heidfeld: "Uh, we're Formula One drivers, aren't we? It didn't occur to you that maybe
driving away really quickly is the better option because we don't all die from it?"​

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Klien: "Wait...you're fitting everyone with...invisible helmets?

Kubica: "It apapeeses our orrrlords...they're right behind you man, so don't piss them...."

Klien: "That stuff you guys got from amsterdam....it wasn't medicinal...was it?"

Heidfeld: "LOL! FLOTING BALL! LOL!

 

[Lee]

Kubica: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! YOU'RE A FAIL, AN EPIC FAIL!

Heidfeld: Come von man, your being a vittle bit harsh on ze guy.

Klien: Don't worry Nick, I'm off to test for Toyota next season, I'm sure I'll get a race jig there.

 

[Sureboss]

Grammar Police: YOU'RE A FAIL

 

[DQuaN]

The little drivers enjoy a spot of footy as the mechanics look down on them.

 

[Motominded]

Klien: So you say you saw David Coulthard?
Kubica: Yeah
Klien: How big was his jaw?
Kubica: IT WAS THIS BIG!
Heidfeld: Is True!

 

[Venari]

Robert's professional foul skills do not get the response he had hoped for.


(Or possibly: [private joke]RK: "His name is Bearrcht! Don't make me go all Tango on your ass!"[/private joke])​

 

[Lee]

Grammar Police: YOU'RE A FAIL

Thank you sir.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Kubica - "Hug me! I'm a footballer!"

Klien - "Great. I guess that means we have to spoon-feed you your dinn-dinn, wipe your bottom and hold your hand whenever you cross the road."

Heidfeld - "Ooooooo, sounds like somebody has a distaste for footballers!"

 

[Sureboss]

Get your captions in, I will be opening the voting tomorrow.

 

[Serge.D]

Kubica - Can I be Ryan Giggs?

Klien - No I'm Giggs,you can be John Terry.

 

[orimarc]

Kilen: "sv_cheats 1. set_gravity 0"
Kubica: "You hAXX0R!!1! iM g00NA cRuSH y0 h34D!!1!"
Klien: "i h4vE l33T sK1LLs!!!1"
Heidfeld: "What the **** are you saying? Damn Counter-strike freaks..."