F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Metar]

"Is he out of his mind? It's dangerous, there's beavers and all kinds of other little furry creatures!"​

And completely unrelated.

 

[Appie]

Yes, i know my shirt is darker than my skin.

 

[Alex.]

Caption Updated

 

[Omnis]

"MUBADALALALALALALA!"
​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Kimi: "I could have been big, you know!? I could have been a member of Lordi; Tomi Putaansuu
and I go way back. But no-o, I'm not scary enough, so I end up becoming a Formula One driver instead!
When I shuffle off to the happy hereafter, what am I going to have to my name? One crappy Formula One
Drivers' Title. Tomi and his band won Eurovision! I should have been there, but Tomi says I'm not
scary-looking enough to be in his band. Well, Tomi, I can be scary. Look at my face; is this not scary!?"​

 

[GT4 genius]

I keep telling you! I was this far from Adrian. That nose fell off it self.

 

[livemusic]

Who said I can't smile? Look, I just have to pull these strings and I'm smiling!

 

[daan]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the 🤬 do you think you're talking to?"

 

[mipuumal]

[after the Tiny Warrior changes his hairstyle to resemble horns]

All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY... MESSES... WITH THE DO!

 

[wrcsti]

"You see those stripes? They pay me money and the aren't shown. It makes me this happy"

 

[PeterJB]

Get this 🤬 Hat off my head! I want to drive for McLaren!

 

[Venari]

I am not a robot, you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[/reddwarf]​

 

[Pupik]

Kimi: What do you mean by Mubadala has purchased a 5% stake in my head?

 

[orimarc]

Touring Mars original idea:
"And now, please all stand for the Canadian National Anthem, sung today by The Spice Girls..."
Kimi: Oh ****! Everybody put your fingers in your ears!

 

[Serge.D]

I am calm.

 

[peterjford]

Owe, what a headache... what did I drink last night?

 

[RACECAR]

"What do you mean you don't like my forearm tattoo..? Imma chargin mi lazor!"

lol, what a surprize.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Cop: "Now sir, one more sobriety test....can you touch your nose?"

 

[Threshold]

"I still got plenty of cell brains left! Now, where ma booze?!?!"

 

[Lee]

NO MASSA IS NOT FASTER THAN ME! LAA LAA LAAA!!

 

[Motominded]

"HUH? WHERE? I SAID KEEP THE SIDE BURNS"
​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

FINAL ENTRY

Kimi: If it was just bad karma, Adrian would have been the one who crashed into me!"
​

 

[darkfinal]

Oh crap, is... Is Hamilton behind me!?


I know this is my first time here, but I couldn't resist. ​

 

[Alex.]

'I guess you were too busy 'walking the race' to see it was A RED LIGHT"​

 

[Sureboss]

Round Seven

Captions:

TheCracker

Kimi - "My cap is too tight, it's making me pull a different expression!"

Touring Mars

Little boy: "Please sir, can I have your cap?"

Kimi: "This cap? You want this cap? You want my official Ferrari F1 drivers' cap!?... You want my "I am the reigning World Champion at Formula One and I am the Number One driver for the most successful team in F1 history" cap?!? WE HAVE A GIFT SHOP, YOU KNOW!

Sureshot

Kimi: "Look into the eyes, not around the eyes!"

Famine

"What do you mean you don't like my forearm tattoo..? Imma chargin mi lazor!"

only_in_f1

Kimi: Why you touch my blanket, man?! Idiot!

Metar

"Is he out of his mind? It's dangerous, there's beavers and all kinds of other little furry creatures!"

Appie

Yes, i know my shirt is darker than my skin.

Omnis

"MUBADALALALALALALA!"

Do you race?

Kimi: If it was just bad karma, Adrian would have been the one who crashed into me!"

GT4 genius

I keep telling you! I was this far from Adrian. That nose fell off it self.

FatAssBr

Who said I can't smile? Look, I just have to pull these strings and I'm smiling!

daan

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the do you think you're talking to?"

mipuumal

[after the Tiny Warrior changes his hairstyle to resemble horns]

All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY... MESSES... WITH THE DO!

wrcsti

"You see those stripes? They pay me money and the aren't shown. It makes me this happy"

PeterJB

Get this Hat off my head! I want to drive for McLaren!

Venari

I am not a robot, you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[/reddwarf]

Pupik

Kimi: What do you mean by Mubadala has purchased a 5% stake in my head?

orimarc

"And now, please all stand for the Canadian National Anthem, sung today by The Spice Girls..."
Kimi: Oh ****! Everybody put your fingers in your ears!

Serge. D

I am calm.

peterjford

Owe, what a headache... what did I drink last night?

RACECAR

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

SUPER NUMBER

Cop: "Now sir, one more sobriety test....can you touch your nose?"

Threshold

"I still got plenty of cell brains left! Now, where ma booze?!?!"

Bee

NO MASSA IS NOT FASTER THAN ME! LAA LAA LAAA!!

Motominded

"HUH? WHERE? I SAID KEEP THE SIDE BURNS"

darkfinal

Oh crap, is... Is Hamilton behind me!?

Alex

'I guess you were too busy 'walking the race' to see it was A RED LIGHT"

 

[TheCracker]

1st = daan

2nd = darkfinal

 

[mipuumal]

1. orimarc
2. darkfinal

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - Pupik
2 - orimarc

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Kimi Raikkonen

No, wait...

1. FatAssBr
2. darkfinal

 

[PeterJB]

1. SUPER NUMBER
2. Omnis