F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

"Honda promised race wins in the future, but they never said anything about it being in Formula 1..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 2 is now closed for entries - poll will follow soon

 

[zed300]

Dam too late again........
Mine was going to be,

"Indianapolis is that way."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - RESULT

1st: TRGTspecialist - 25 pts (G - 8 votes)
2nd=: jake2013guy, Flex0r - 16 pts (A, F - 6 votes)
4th=: Niku Driver HC, FutureF1 - 11 pts (D, E - 4 votes)
6th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Touring Mars, Pezzarinho17 - 5 pts (I, M, O, R - 3 votes)

(Entries with less than 3 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

McLaren engineers finally figure out Alonso has replaced himself with a cardboard-cutout version, when they realise he has absolutely no reason to look that cheerful.

Standings
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st=: XJ40*, TRGTspecialist* - 25 pts
3rd: Famine - 18 pts

4th=: jake2013guy, Flex0r - 16 pts
6th: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts
7th=: EDK, Niku Driver HC, Touring Mars - 12 pts
10th: FutureF1 - 11 pts

11th=: Liquid, Jimlaad43, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts
14th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Pezzarinho17 - 5 pts
17th: BlacqueJacques - 1 pt


Round Three - Bahrain will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - Bahrain

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Entries by Thursday, 27th April - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mr Ecclestone is spotted trying to work out how to get Vodafone to pay him for the privilege of being Bernie's phone service supplier.

 

[Flex0r]

Bernie: "OK Google, search job openings NASCAR."

 

[XJ40]

"Chase, this walkie talkie isn't working, over"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bernie is spotted trying to model Apple iPhones in hope of a new job.

 

[Famine]

"Heil Huawei!"

 

[Ryk]

"Pastor, Bernie here. I've some great news. There is a drive at Monaco. Which team? Oh McLaren... Pastor? Are you still there?"

 

[jake2013guy]

The new iPhone has been launched with model Bernie Ecclestone using the razor feature.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Ok, Bernie, old chap... It is easy to do, just dial up Indianapolis. Tell them you're Alonso's translator... Surely this plan has no flaws whatsoever, because...

(kisses phone) ...you're worth it."

Final Entry

 

[TRGTspecialist]

With the final act of putting his old FOM iPhone to his lips, the first Horcrux is created.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-By-Chase-Carey is now immortal.

 

[Ingram]

Bernie shows just how badly he's lacking in social media savvy when he's spotted literally tweeting at his phone​

 

[zed300]

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Note to self, acquire all rights to TV interviews with Fernando in Indianapolis.......hmmmm......and Le Mans.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Bernie Ecclestone: "Siri, kill Ross Brawn."

Siri: "Calling Ross Brawn."

Bernie Ecclestone: "Siri, can I buy a poison cigar for Ross, or do I have to buy the poison and the cigar separately?"

Ross Brawn: "Uh ... Bernie? Is that you?"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Chase: "What are you doing here Bernie, you don't work here any more, remember?"
Bernie: "Yes I do, I'm a Saga tours rep now"​

 

[XJ40]

Chase: You can kiss my ass if you want back in the paddock.
Bernie: Facetime it is then.

Final entry

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Ecclestone: You don't have to be a Millenial to do weird things with your phone, such as kissing before the eyes of a cameraman!

Final

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Bernie was rather pleased to learn he could now control the Paul Ricard sprinklers discretely via a smart phone app.

 

[Flex0r]

Darth Bernie: "The time has come, execute order 66!"

Final entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Bernie: This is Lord Eccelestone; ready to return to the mothership.

Final Entry; Parc Ferme'

 

[Liquid]

Bernie taps his mouth with his phone unaware of the superglue "leaving present" the team bosses, circuit promoters, television production crew and tax authorities had left for him.

 

[Touring Mars]

"Hello, Betfair? What odds can I get on Sebastian Vettel getting a puncture on lap 51 in the next race?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Final Entry

Soulja Boy Tell'em ft. Bernie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone

 

[Famine]

My earlier entry is my actual one, but now I come to think of it, this picture makes me think:

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"Bernie to FIA. We have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Accent thick and uncultured. Moustache small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest."

"Carey to Liberty. Evidence of primitive knowledge of social media. The Englishman has knowledge of irony, pisstaking and fascism. With patient tuition, could maybe master revolving doors."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - RESULT

1st: Ryk - 25 pts (C - 6 votes)
2nd: Flex0r - 18 pts (M - 5 votes)
3rd=: GTP_Ingram, prisonermonkeys - 13 pts (G, I - 4 votes)
5th=: zed300, BlacqueJacques, Liquid - 8 pts (H, N, O - 3 votes)
8th=: TRGTspecialist, XJ40, Pezzarinho17, Jimlaad43 - 1 pt (F, J, L, Q - 2 votes)​

(Entries with less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

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"Pastor, Bernie here. I've some great news. There is a drive at Monaco. Which team? Oh McLaren... Pastor? Are you still there?"

Standings after Round 3
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: Flex0r - 34 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram - 28 pts
3rd=: TRGTspecialist*, XJ40* - 26 pts

5th: Ryk* - 25 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 20 pts
7th: Famine - 18 pts
8th: jake2013guy - 16 pts
9th: Liquid - 15 pts
10th=: EDK, Niku Driver HC, Touring Mars - 12 pts
13th: FutureF1 - 11 pts
14th: BlacqueJacques - 9 pts
15th=: zed300, Jimlaad43 - 8 pts
17th: Pezzarinho17 - 6 pts
18th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT - 5 pts


Round Four - Russia will follow shortly

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[Flex0r]

Congrats @Ryk on the win.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - Russia

Entries by Thursday, 11th May - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​