F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Mechanic: Oh boy, what a mess you did in there.
Kubica: Shhh, don't tell anyone!
Mechanic: I'm gonna get you some diapers.
 
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Fisichella comes second to Webber in the 'what do you think Ron Dennis would look like reading Spanish press rumours' competition.
 
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Tuesday evening in the Toyota garage:
So I get to do a fumes-lap, but have to shut up this season?
I dunno, I'll have to sleep on it.​
 
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"I'll ask you what I asked Mark and Fisi earlier... how interesting do you think this F1 season is going to be?"
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Cop (dressed a bit like a mechanic): "I clocked you at 180mph lad! Who do you think you are then? Jenson Button?"

Kubica: "Don't be ridiculous. Jenson's Honda won't do 180mph!"

Martin Brundle (commentating): "Now they've done Kubica! This pitlane speeding enforcement has really got out of hand since it was contracted out to Met Police."​
 
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Mechanic: Welcome to BWMcAuto, what is gonna be?
Kubica: Fast food? This wasn't the BWM pit box?
Mario Thissen (commentating): We were out of budget, so we selled the company to McDonalds.
Kubica: In that case...gimme a BigMac, 2 sodas...
 
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Mechanic: Welcome to BWMcAuto, what is gonna be?
Kubica: Fast food? This wasn't the BWM pit box?
Mario Thissen (commentating): We where out of budget, so we selled the company to McDonalds.
Kubica: In that case...gimme a BigMac, 2 sodas...
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And don't go easy on the chips! :lol:
 
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Kubica: How do I start this new engine?

Engineer/Mechanic: At the title screen, quickly press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A.

Kubica: Damn iDrive...
 
Kubica: How do I start this new engine?

Engineer/Mechanic: At the title screen, quickly press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A.

Kubica: Damn iDrive...
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This one is more retro:

Kubica: How do I activate the "Win the race now!" code?

Engineer/Mechanic: At the race, quickly press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

Kubica: Damn Komani car...
 
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Mechanic: Hey, what are you doing... don't push B twice... oh...

Kubica: What?

Mechanic: You've just e-mailed our copy of Ferrari's blueprints to Bernie Ecclestone.

Kubica: Really? Hm. Why is Button's car on fire?

Mechanic: Oh wait... B twice...
 
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This one is more retro:

Kubica: How do I activate the "Win the race now!" code?

Engineer/Mechanic: At the race, quickly press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

Kubica: Damn Komani car...
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Here is my take on this one:
Kubica: When I try to use the radio and engage the pit lane speed limiter at the same time the vehicle dies, can you fix this?

Engineer/Mechanic: Ok, try this. Press Ctl-Alt-Delete, open the task manager, highlight ptlnspd.dll and click the end process button.

Kubica: Damn windows OS.
 
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This is Rubens' car, so just sit there and concentrate on looking as dull as possible... good... good...
psst... can we get someone to unstyle his hair?​
 
Aguri-san, we might be called Super Aguri, but that's no reason to wear your pants outside your trousers.
 
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"I love the smell of burning rubber in the morning. It smells like ... victory."

"No, that's just everyone having fun without traction control."
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"Oh, your skin in so soft, yet so taunt. Your body so sleek, yet so aggressive. Let the others mock us, they are just jealous of our love."
 
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After fumbling the jack during Kimi's pitstop, it was spankin' time for Vicenzo...
 
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