F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Venari]

NPj: You better hold on, because if my speed drops below fifty, this bus is gonna blow!
Mech: Fifty huh? Tried that in a car yet?

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Mechanic: Good news, Nelsinho. We dropped Krazy Glue as a sponsor, so we're not required to use it to piece the engine together anymore.

 

[Craig HP]

"Ticket Please"!​

 

[Sureboss]

Voting Open

Sorry guys I'm on laptop (the document is on PC), I'll get the full list of quotes up in a post tomorrow morning.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - Venari
2 - Appie

 

[Touring Mars]

1. daan
2. SUPER NUMBBER

 

[Sureboss]

Round Five Captions:

daan

Nelsinho - "So that's 2 ice cream cornettos, and a 99? Do you want strawberry sauce?"

pupik

Renault tech: Flavaio...The mirror's done busted! I ain't got no hat!

peterjford

Renault tech: You think you got it bad? You get to sit here with pretty girls while I have to go and explain to Alonso why his engine didn't last the whole race.

Touring Mars

"So, do you come here often?"

Appie

Piguet Jr.: You were right, i should have stayed in the Development programme

Omnis

"... Who are you?"

Sureshot

Renault technician "It's hard to make a name for yourself, when your father was such a big name, isn't it?"
Piquet. Jr "I know, so who was your father?"
Renault technician "God"

RACECAR

Would you like an Apple pie with that?

Solid Lifters

Renault technician : "Bless me father, for I have sinned."

Piquet. Jr : "Uhh... this ain't a confessional."

Renault technician : "Who cares! I'm a Renault Tech. I have a lot of confessing to do.

Bee

Techie: Do you really think you have a drive here next season?

mipuumal

Piquinho: So, what will you be getting Flav' for a wedding gift?

Engineer: A new driver.

Piquinho: Oh... I was thinking of a coffee maker.

Do you race?

Mechanic: Hi, I'm NBC's Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat?

Wallrunner51

It is unknown right now who this new love interest is, although sources claim it is a deal to get Piquet. Jr out of the driver's seat.

PeterJB

Gonna perform as well as your father yet, Nelson?

FatAssBr

"Unforgettable, thats what you are, unforgettable though near or far..."

nitro_2005

"I know they say "like father, like son", but will you please unglue my shoes off the side of the ****ing transporter!"

Motominded

yeah, i've had the kidney stones before too.

wrcsti

Mechanic "May I have a #2 driver, extra speed and hold the wrecks"
Driver " May I have a fast car? Hold the blowing up motors."

Venari

NPj: You better hold on, because if my speed drops below fifty, this bus is gonna blow!
Mech: Fifty huh? Tried that in a car yet?

SUPERNUMBER

Mechanic: Good news, Nelsinho. We dropped Krazy Glue as a sponsor, so we're not required to use it to piece the engine together anymore.

CraigHP

"Ticket Please"!

 

[mipuumal]

1. nitro_2005
2. CraigHP

 

[Stevisiov]

1. Mipuumal
2. PeterJB

 

[livemusic]

nitro_2005

SUPERNUMBER

 

[Pupik]

1. Solid Lifters
2. peterjford

 

[mustang245]

1-PeterjFord
2-Doyourace?

 

[PeterJB]

1. Solid Lifters
2. Venari

 

[Craig HP]

Here are my top two for that round...

1) Venari
2) Sureshot

 

[Lee]

1. Mipuumal
2. peterjford

 

[Solid Lifters]

1. TM
2. wrcsti
3. FAB

 

[daan]

1. TM
2. wrcsti
3. FAB

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou read through the captions, then shalt thou decide which 2 to be funniest, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then thou shallst vote for the funniest captions." Amen.

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[peterjford]

1. wrcsti
2. Do you race?

 

[Solid Lifters]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou read through the captions, then shalt thou decide which 2 to be funniest, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then thou shallst vote for the funniest captions." Amen.

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I like top three better. I'm different.

Damn the rules.

 

[daan]

I like top three better. I'm different.

Damn the rules.

I would "suggest" that you either follow the rules or don't take part. You can't just make up your own rules as you go along. Everyone else manages to follow the proper rules OK.

 

[Pupik]

Damn the rules.

Your name is Solid Lifters, not Solid Ferrari: No bendy rules for you.

Don't make us give you an arbitrary 10-grid-place penalty and a stern whipping talking-to from Mister Mosley.

 

[Solid Lifters]

I would "suggest" that you either follow the rules or don't take part. You can't just make up your own rules as you go along. Everyone else manages to follow the proper rules OK.

Ha-ha-ha; I wasn't being serious. However, since you are, OK.

Your name is Solid Lifters, not Solid Ferrari: No bendy rules for you.

Don't make us give you an arbitrary 10-grid-place penalty and a stern whipping talking-to from Mister Mosley.

Curse my Dutch heritage!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

1) Mipumaal
2) Venari

 

[Craig HP]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou read through the captions, then shalt thou decide which 2 to be funniest, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then thou shallst vote for the funniest captions." Amen.

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Edit: If this was one of the entries I would have voted for it hands down!

 

[Sureboss]

1. daan
2. mipuumal

Looking over the quotes, I like how Solid Lifters has put, "Bless me father for I have sinned" unless he did that on purpose!

 

[wrcsti]

Yeah! 2 points, thats 2 more than some teams made last year!

 

[daan]

1 - Peterjford
2 - Pupik

 

[Craig HP]

Yeah! 2 points, thats 2 more than some teams made last year!

Doesn't look like it's going to be any different this year!

 

[Sureboss]

Fifth Round Results
1st. mipuumal - 10 points
=2nd. Venari, peterjford - 7 points
=4th. daan, nitro_2005, Solid Lifters - 3 points
=7th wrcsti - 2 points
=8th SUPER NUMBER, Do you race?, Touring Mars - 1 point​

Winning caption

Piquinho: So, what will you be getting Flav' for a wedding gift?

Engineer: A new driver.

Piquinho: Oh... I was thinking of a coffee maker.


Congratulations to mipuumal.

Table updated in first post.

 

[PeterJB]

DAMN. No points!