F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

@ DYR's and TheCracker's (nice reference 👍 ) I wouldn't be surprised if DYR's caption actually really happened...

(and thanks, Metar )

 

[Sureboss]

Reporter: Sebastian, why are you so happy?
Seb Vettel: I just put some Rohypnol in Mark's water bottle.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Sebastian Vettel: another unfortunate victim of SFT (Street Fighter Thumb).

 

[Omnis]

"I cut my hair to save weight, but since I'm still last in the points I think my lips are next."

Vettel. Sans lip.

 

[Bram Turismo]

!

 

[TheCracker]

@ DYR's and TheCracker's (nice reference 👍 )

I knew you'd get it but i suspect it's a little old and obscure for most!

 

[RACECAR]

The third annual pose-off was an interesting one as this round's contestents were Mark Webber, Heikki Kovaleinen, and Sebastian Vettel. Heikki starts off with the classic "Vogue" look, While Sebastian tries the "Double Hitch Hiker" and Mark pulls off the "Creepy Thin Man", although their may be a disqualification for him due to both illegal contraband and unnecessary Product placement.

 

[orimarc]

I rhink I've got it:

What would happen if they were thinking with leet slang? Something like this:
HK: WTF!!!!!!! y0U HAX!!!!1! n00b!!!!!11
SV: 0MG!!! ep1c raCE!!!! full oF W1N!!!!!1 Rofl
MW: can i has redbull?

 

[Lee]

Heikki's routine for Strictly Come Dancing impresses Judge Vettel... But Judge Webber seems dissapointed. Something about not keeping up with his partner has troubled him and the scores reflect this..

 

[TheCracker]

👍

 

[Sureboss]

RACECAR & orimarc

Are those captions to replace your previous ones?

Some more excellent ones in this round. I'm liking the Two Ronnies reference

 

[daan]

Some more excellent ones in this round. I'm liking the Two Ronnies reference

[old guy pedant mode]
Frost Report. That was from before they were the Two Ronnies
[/old guy pedant mode]

 

[orimarc]

RACECAR & orimarc

Are those captions to replace your previous ones?

Some more excellent ones in this round. I'm liking the Two Ronnies reference

Yes, I do replace it. A fart joke is just too...8-year-old-like for me.
"Oh you said poo! Poo ass fart pee!"

 

[PeterJB]

So many captions! How can I possibly choose when voting starts?!

 

[RACECAR]

RACECAR & orimarc

Are those captions to replace your previous ones?

Yeah, still struggling to be funny.

 

[Jani]

Vettel aka Rick James:
To Webber: "Hold my drink ****!
I wish I had 4 thumbs, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down down!"

 

[Ardius]

Vettel: 'I look up to him (Webber) because he has a better looking race suit; but I look down on him (Kovalainen) because he is a number 2 driver. I am a number 1 driver'
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Made me laugh, but......Vettel is yet to be a number 1 driver in any F1 team, as far as I know Bourdais is the "official" number 1 driver in Toro Rosso.

 

[Sureboss]

[old guy pedant mode]
Frost Report. That was from before they were the Two Ronnies
[/old guy pedant mode]

Oh, go pour some cider!

 

[livemusic]

Reporter: So Vettel, which one you choose: Webber's straw knot or Kovalainen's tap dancing?

Vettel: I give both of them two thumbs up!

 

[DQuaN]

Mark Webber is less than pleased when Ron Dennis and Gehard Berger ask him to babysit for them.

 

[Sureboss]

Round 14 Voting:

Captions:

Alex

Heikki: You wont be smiling this time tommorow...
SebVet: and you wont have a drive this time next year...

daan

Heikki - Do you like my Vettel ventriloquists dummy? If I put my hand up his back like this, he puts his thumbs up.
Vettel - Gottle of geer

nitro2005

Mark and Heikki try to look otherwise occupied as Vettel shows off his Borat impression.

Only_in_f1

This photo is win!...Well 2 outa 3 aint bad..

RACECAR

The third annual pose-off was an interesting one as this round's contestents were Mark Webber, Heikki Kovaleinen, and Sebastian Vettel. Heikki starts off with the classic "Vogue" look, While Sebastian tries the "Double Hitch Hiker" and Mark pulls off the "Creepy Thin Man", although their may be a disqualification for him due to both illegal contraband and unnecessary Product placement.

Metar

Red Bull - bringing caffeine to the podiums, two at a time.

Pupik

Mark: Heikki, tell Sebastian that he's no longer holding the winner's trophy. If he keeps it up, he'll suffer from atrophy.
Heikki: And how would you know the symptoms?

PeterJB

Vettel gives Kovalainen's right hand placement a thumbs up.

Touring Mars

"What do you guys think about Lewis Hamilton's tyre selection this weekend?"

Soundtrack

SV: “Where the hell is Robert?”
MW:”Don’t bother..., keep smiling...”
HK:”Hey David, want to join the picture?”

SauberBMW

HK: "He wins 1 race and he thinks hes better than all of us"

Stevisiov

Seb: Hey Mark, see these thumbs, yep these two here. These are the thumbs of a formula 1 race winner, think you'll ever win a race ay Mark??

P3nT4gR4m

Vettel: I'm the greatesht!
Webber: Quick, Heiki, catch him!
Kovalainen: Way too young for champagne?

Serge.D

M.W. : Oh no,not that Fonzie imitation again.

Do you race?

James Allen: "I'm down here in the pits with the race winner, Lewis Hamilton's team mate and that Australian guy.
Now that the race is over, I just have some questions for you: race winner, did you feel threatened by Lewis Hamilton at
all during the race? For Lewis Hamilton's team mate: do you think you would have done as well this weekend if your team
hadn't picked the wrong tyres for Leiws? And for the Australian guy, how does it feel to know you got in the way of
Lewis Hamilton and pushed him off?"

ROAD_DOGG33J

Mark, Sebastian and Heikki after sampling Red Bull's new alcoholic drink

mipuumal

Group picture taken before the Italian GP 2008... Let's fast forward 12 months ->

Bram Turismo

MW: "Hey Sebastian, want to suck my straw?"
SV: "Ewwww..."
HK: "Can I have a sip? You naughty Australian!"
MW: "Sweet Jesus, it's only Red Bull!"
HK: "I'll get me coat..."

orimarc

What would happen if they were thinking with leet slang? Something like this:
HK: WTF!!!!!!! y0U HAX!!!!1! n00b!!!!!11
SV: 0MG!!! ep1c raCE!!!! full oF W1N!!!!!1 Rofl
MW: can i has redbull?

TheCracker

Webber: 'I look down on him (indicates Vettel) because i driver for the factory team'

Vettel: 'I look up to him (Webber) because he has a better looking race suit; but I look down on him (Kovalainen) because he is a number 2 driver. I am a number 1 driver'

Kovalainen: 'I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to him (Vettel) as much as I look up to him (Webber), because he is German'

Webber: 'I have got an old girlfriend. So sometimes I look up (bends knees) to him (Vettel)'

Vettel: 'I still look up to him (Webber) because although I haven't got an ancient girlfriend, I am German. But at least I am not a Finn like him (Kovalainen) so I still look down on him'

Kovalainen: 'I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I am a number 2 driver, I am honest, industrious and trustworthy. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't'

Vettel: 'We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?'

Webber: 'I get a feeling of superiority over them'

Vettel: 'I get a feeling of inferiority from him, (Webber), but a feeling of superiority over him (Kovalainen)'

Kovalainen: 'I get a pain in the back of my neck...'

Sureshot

Reporter: Sebastian, why are you so happy?
Seb Vettel: I just put some Rohypnol in Mark's water bottle.

SUPER NUMBER

Sebastian Vettel: another unfortunate victim of SFT (Street Fighter Thumb).

Omnis

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=3158958&postcount=3243

Vettel. Sans lip.

Bee

Heikki's routine for Strictly Come Dancing impresses Judge Vettel... But Judge Webber seems dissapointed. Something about not keeping up with his partner has troubled him and the scores reflect this..

Jani

Vettel aka Rick James:
To Webber: "Hold my drink ****!
I wish I had 4 thumbs, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down down!"

FatAssBr

Reporter: So Vettel, which one you choose: Webber's straw knot or Kovalainen's tap dancing?

Vettel: I give both of them two thumbs up!

DQuaN

Mark Webber is less than pleased when Ron Dennis and Gehard Berger ask him to babysit for them.

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I think I've got the right pictures with the right captions...

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Do you race
2. Omnis


👍

 

[PeterJB]

1. Do You Race?
2.TheCracker

 

[Serge.D]

1.Bram Turismo.
2.Do You Race?.

 

[Soundtrack]

1: Touring Mars
2: P3nT4gR4m

 

[Metar]

1 - Touring Mars
2 - Do you race?

 

[daan]

1 - Touring Mars
2 - TheCracker

 

[Famine]

1. TheCracker.
2. TheCracker.


(or Do You Race? if that's not allowed )

 

[RACECAR]

"sigh" I still not make a funny

 

[Sureboss]

1. TheCracker.
2. TheCracker.


(or Do You Race? if that's not allowed )

Unless you're Zimbabwean, no.