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The top one is the new caption. the Famine bit was a response.RACECAR, before I put up the voting, is that your new caption? Because you have a caption already. Also is the Famine bit part of the caption?
Franz: "Ok, Seb's asleep, go get Taku.. Quick!"
Seb - Is that a fun size mars bar in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
The Toro Rosso team shows their support for moving next year's US Grand Prix to San Francisco.
Sebastian Bourdais starring on the TV Show " Lost Families back together"
Bourdais: I feel like I should say something clever..
Franz: You dont have to say anything at all...
Franz Tost: "Don't worry Seb, I'll see to it that you're with us next year. You might have to
take a pay cut, trade the STR in for a Prius and swap racing for running down to Starbucks
every time the mechanics have to pull an all-nighter, but at least you'll still be driving for us."
Bourdais: Do you think you could give me a lift home?
Tost: Sure. I'll carry you in this giant Snugli. I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie 'My Baby is an Ugly Man.'
Bourdais: Ahhh…your heartbeat is so soothing…
Tost: Shhhh…time for sleep, little fatso.
"It's okay, Seb... you don't look that much like Joey D."
Franz: It's OK, your qualifying performance wasn't that bad
Sebastian - *I hope he knows that this is no homo.*
Franz - *This is so homo.*
Franz : "No matter what happens Sebastian, I will always think of you as a son."
Sebastian : "Oh papa!"
SB: (thinking) ”...weird pilot testing... well, if I get the seat...”
FT: (thinking)” Goddamn, still no wings!”
SB: I should be performing so much better than this. I'm a four-time Champ Car Champion for Christ's sake!
FT: You're a champion at something?!
Daddy Bear said someone's been eating my porridge!
Mommy Bear said someone's been eating my porridge!
Little Baby Bear said someone's been eating my porridge and they've eaten it all up!
Franz: There, there Seb - that nasty Paul Tracy man has gone away now.
FT: I knew it was you, Sebastien...I knew it was you.
SB: Vettel's over there...He helped Hyman Roth!
FT: You should be punished for those glasses, anyhow.
Red Bull clearly gives you more than just wings
Seb: "Ah, un vrai homme qui me caresse."
Tost: "A what? So much for you driving next season..."
The long lasting question of F1. Can conjoined twins be successful as a racing driver?
Our survey says:
0:21 in
"With results not going his way on track, Seb decides to try other ways of getting promoted".
Wait, mine wasn't a caption... It was pictorial accompaniment to enhance Omnis' entry...