F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Sureboss]

Mario: " Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want"

 

[Touring Mars]

Mario: Whaddya think of my 2009 modifications, eh?​

 

[Sureboss]

Slick or grooved?

 

[PeterJB]

How tall is that dude with the booklet?

Must be at least 6 ft 5 or more. From that angle he does show a lot of resemblance to Bourdais. But he looks bigger than he probably is because F1 Drivers are short, hence the size difference between him and Klien.

 

[Ghost_drift]

DONT SHOOT​

 

[PeterJB]

DONT SHOOT​

 

[RACECAR]

No! Put that away!

DONT SHOOT​

Who've thought he had a concealed weapon.

 

[Metar]

'"Boo!"? Mario, Monty Python did that 40 years ago!'​

 

[TVRKing]

Sigh - How many times do I have to tell you I don't want a bloody Rolex!

 

[orimarc]

Tall guy: ...the 2010 will have a shift-stick instead of a paddle gearbox...
Kubica: Shift-stick? What's that?

Mario: THIS is a shift-stick.
Kubica: I thought shift-sticks were this big.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Look at what Mosley did to me
Kubica: Hey man, I told you not go there

 

[Omnis]

What do you think of my 2010 nosecone?

 

[orimarc]

I think I found a good photo for this game:

I'm not saying that we have to use that one, is just a photo I found.

 

[Touring Mars]

Thiessen: OK, so that's 1 large pepperoni, 1 large Four Seasons, 1 large Spicy Chicken, and a medium Meat Feast pizza with a side of Garlic bread... so that's your order, Flavio. Now, what will the rest of us have?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Flavio: "See what I mean? If you put 58008 into a calculator and turn is upside-down, you get BOOBS."​

 

[Omnis]

"Flavio, USF1 is considering Danica Patrick. Please don't get her pregnant."

OR

Mario: "Mr. Kubica... refused me. "
​

 

[RACECAR]

Ok flav, do not pass go and don't collect $200.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Dennis: "So, Mario. Tell us what happened when you showed Kubica you new aerodynamical package."

Mario: "*sigh* He refused..."

Flavio: "Ai compadre!"

 

[livemusic]

Thiessen: OK, so that's 1 large pepperoni, 1 large Four Seasons, 1 large Spicy Chicken, and a medium Meat Feast pizza with a side of Garlic bread... so that's your order, Flavio. Now, what will the rest of us have?

👍

 

[TheCracker]

Mario: ...and vhen i turn ze pen upside down the fräulein's swim suit disappears!

 

[TVRKing]

"Okay, that's 3 across done, now for 3 down. Seven letters, the clue is "an Italian sports car manufacturer" and the first letter is F."

 

[Cap'n Jack]

"Hey guys, check this out! I found this cool magazine in Dad's drawer last night!"​

 

[daan]

Flav - Face it Ron, You're bald.
Ron - At least I don't look like a mad scarecrow.
Mario - I find that Grecian 2000 works well. I just wish they did a moustache version.
Stefano - Pah! I have no hair issues so I shall just stand here and look smug.

 

[Touring Mars]

"Okay, that's 3 across done, now for 3 down. Seven letters, the clue is "an Italian sports car manufacturer" and the first letter is F."

FOTA opportunity?

 

[Sureboss]

Thiessen: This is how I kissed Bernie.

 

[Metar]

Oi, Mario, wake up! Wait until the season starts!​

 

[Nicksfix]

Flavio : honest to God guys , she told me she was 18 , I no nothing of this lawsuit.

 

[Smallhorses]

Flavio: "Come on Mario, it's only Cluedo, it's not that difficult."

Mario: "Alright then, last guess. Was it Nigel Stepney in the Ferrari Garage with a Technical Dossier?

Oh, wait, sorry! Wrong game! I mean Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Lead Pipe?"​

 

[peterjford]

Flavio: "Now do you guys believe me? I am a master hypnotist and Mario is under my control."
Ron: "I'd ask him for technical details but the FIA is watching us too closely."
Flavio: "Same with us..."
...
Stefano: "Can you make act like a chicken?"
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[wrcsti]

Well there's your problem!