F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[RACECAR]

Now what was I supposed to do again?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Jarno: "Don't look at me, guys. The wind blew it off!"













If you don't get it, go read about what happened to Hamilton.

 

[Sureboss]

Toyota's weight saving measures hit a small snag.

 

[Sauber-F1]

Trulli: Looks like this wing was bonded on with hair gel. That means the stuff I used this morning to style my hair was...? Damn!

 

[Omnis]

This is trulli outrageous.

 

[Famine]

After 2 weeks, Trulli's stare-off with the TF109 shows no signs of reaching a conclusion.

 

[daan]

I know they said we're going to have moveable front wings, but this is just ridiculous.

or

Oh no! Not another year in a Toyota...

 

[Bram Turismo]

After 2 weeks, Trulli's stare-off with the TF109 shows no signs of reaching a conclusion.

👍

 

[Only_in_f1]

The car infront is a Toyota, Jarno...

 

[Metar]

After 2 weeks, Trulli's stare-off with the TF109 shows no signs of reaching a conclusion.

Just when Trulli was about to break it off...

 

[RACECAR]

After 2 weeks, Trulli's stare-off with the TF109 shows no signs of reaching a conclusion.

"We will continue to follow this development closely as it develops right here on BBC news"

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Theissen: Oh wait! It says "tasting" is banned...well in that case, I don't see how it affects any of us...

Briatore:

In the higher echelon of motorsports, the bonding of car and driver can be perturbed when one of these elements fails...What goes through the head of the driver as such event leads to disappointment?



TF109: **** you, Trulli! You're walking to the pits!

Trulli:

 

[Nicksfix]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. I said I needed more wing,but this is ridiculous.

 

[Omnis]

"Driving on salvia"

 

[thirteendog]

"Damn it, I told them to use the gorilla glue. F'n economy is turning my crew into cheap bastards. Just because it's the same color and in the same shaped bottle doesn't make it the same thing."

 

[Metar]

 

[RACECAR]

Now what was I supposed to do again?

See guys, this is what happens when you don't read the enclosed instruction book.


For those that don't get it, look up "Hotel Mario"

 

[SaberFire]

"A fox. It was a big fox."

 

[Touring Mars]

Jarno knows that this nose is better than no nose...​

 

[wrcsti]

Apparently the toyotas nose job fell apart quicker than Michael Jackson's.

 

[Solid Lifters]

"Panasonic introduces a new wet/dry electric track razor you're Trulli going to love!"

 

[Bram Turismo]

Apparently the toyotas nose job fell apart quicker than Michael Jackson's.

👍

 

[TVRKing]

Toyotas foray into Transformer F1 dosen't go well.....​

 

[orimarc]

I'M IN YOUR TRACK
BREAKING YOUR FRONT WING.

 

[peterjford]

All your wing are belong to us!

 

[Ardius]

When you said Piquet Jr was driving for us, you forgot to mention how "Junior" he was!

Or

In light of the other teams apparent illegal interpretation of the rules, Flavio manages to convince Renault to develop a car so fast that it goes back in time, unfortunately it has unforseen few side-effects..

 

[Alex.]

Fernando Alonso looks pleased to be back driving for renault in 2008

 

[Sureboss]

Renault denies all knowledge of smuggling small children through Flavio's hair.

 

[Famine]

Sick of Alonso's tantrums, Briatore brings in a number 1 driver with a little more maturity.

 

[Sureboss]

Rumours that Renault copied data from the Gary Glitter F1 Team are strongly refuted.