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Ferrari Guy "Look in to my eyes, look in to my eyes, your under. Now when I click my fingers you will want to join our team."

'CLICK'


Vettel "Why do I get this sudden urge to cry".
 
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Ferrari employee: Wish You Were Here, Sebastian.
 
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Ferrari bloke - So, Seb, is this your look for your GTP avatar?
 
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Seb: So, what do you think?

Ferrari guy: Definitely noticable, the best way to cover up your receding hairline is to grow your hair out and do a combover.

Seb: I was talking about my win in China...
 
Do you race?
I'm pretty sure it largely depends on how many votes everyone else gets. The points awarded at the end of the round are not the same as the points you get from people voting for you. The points earned from people voting for yor decide the final positions, and then the end-of-round points are added, kind of like in the race itself.
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DYR has got it pretty much down to a tee. The voting points are used to determine your position, but you don't get those points, you get points relevant to your position. 1st = 10 points, 2nd = 8 points, etc. If someone ties for a position I combine the number of points of the positions they take up. Eg, Omnis and TM both get the same number of voting points for 2nd. I combine the 8 points for 2nd and 6 points for 3rd, divide it by 2 (Two members tied) and they get 7 points each.

You had 3 voting points last round, Omnis and ROAD_DOGG33J got 4 voting points. I think 4 other people had 3 of the voting points.
 
Not-Stefano-Domenicali-(though-really-it-is): Nice job, Sebastien. That car's just flying.

Vettel: Well, you know what they say. Red Bull gives you wiiings...
 
I withdrew my first entry for this one instead:

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Ferrari Guy: "So Seb, what's with the new wardrobe? Drawstring pyjama pants, zippered jacket, press-stud collar?"
Vettel: "Vell, I'm sick of being defeated by ze Button!"​
 
daan
Stefano Domenicali wears glasses.
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"Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses."
"He takes them off when he transforms."
"That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see."
 
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Vettel: Tom Cruise gave me these glasses. Pleasure to meet you, L. Ron Hubbard.
 
mPWRD
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Ferrari guy: Any tips on handling Kate's Dirty Sister?
Vettel: You have to make sure the parts are properly lubricated, otherwise you can't take it to the limit. Also, you have to take control immediately. Otherwise, you're in for a wild ride...
Ferrari guy: Where can I find her?
Vettel: In the paddock. You won't miss her. She stands out from a crowd...
Ferrari guy: I am going to have great fun tonight!
(walks away)
Vettel: That's the seventh guy who fell for that today... I'm on a roll!

If it's too dirty I can delete it...
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:lol: nice one. It doesn't seem so dirty, so you're safe
 
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Ferrari guy : Alright,so it's a deal.You slow down like Timo Glock did for Hamilton last year and let our boy Kimi go past you.

Sebastian : Done deal,I appreciate this down payment for the house. I've always wanted to live in Monaco.
 
I hope this isn't too late.
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Ferrari Guy: Any tips for Kate's Dirty Sister?
Vettel: I'll warn you now, she has a Renault engine.
Ferrari Guy: So Flavio is Kate's Dirty Father!
 
Sorry if this is a little bit disruptive of the game but I couldn't let these pass by without comment:
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Non-official entries


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This Karate expert shows everyone his very potent death grip, which renders the opponent unconcious within seconds.


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Martin is one of the first people in the world to try creampie on a stick.
 
Non-official entry

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Oh yeah, that feels good. Now if only Max Mosley could massage like this and not use the paddles!​
 
I thought captions were supposed to close on the 19th, oh well.
 
I had said the 29th, but real life got in the way.

I don't mind having one non-official caption being put in here, but another random one I'd rather try and avoid please, corporatesteve.

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Round Four:

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Captions:

PeterJB
Ferrari guy: So how was Kate's Dirty Sister in China?
Seb: Wet.
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Do you race?
Ferrari Guy: "Listen, Sebasitan ... I'll be up-front about this: we're impressed with the way you drove in China. Stefano, and Chris, and Rory, they all think you've got that something special. You're the future of the sport, Sebastian, and we at Ferrari want to offer you a chance to take that future and turn it into the present. We want to make you champion, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting until the end. Until you drive for us, because we can deliver. So how about it? You could be driving for Ferrari in 2010."

Sebastian: "Actually, Christian and Adrian sent me over here. We saw the way you guys performed in China ... and, well, I'll be up-front about this, too: you could be working for Toro Rosso in 2010."
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Chronos
Ferrari Guy: Hi Sebastian. Where can I meet Kate's dirty sister?
Seb: Hi, err, its the cars name dude.
Ferrari Guy: I must see her Sebastian, please.
Seb: The chassis broke and we named..
Ferrari Guy: I only like dirty girls Seb, please hook me up my friend. My mobile number is in the palm of your hand. Get her to call me. Ciao.

Seb: OMG, that's like the 5th guy today, what's up with everyone? Oh well, at least he didn't ask me to drive for Ferrari, phew.
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TS
Ferrari Mech.: First Kate, then Kate's dirty sister, what will you name your next car Sebastien?
Vettel: Kate's kinky mom or Kate's redheaded step sister
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PJ-FFL
Ferrari Guy: Hey Vettel thanks for last night with kate's dirty sister.
Vettel: No problem man. You remembered to use a condom right? She's called dirty for a reason you know.

To Be Continued.........
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Only_in_f1
Vettel joins the latest GTP Avatar Fad.
He's regarded as one of the best young talents on the grid, a future world champion, boyish good looks, with millions of pounds & the world at his feet. However he cannot pick a decent pair of sunglasses to save his life.
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mPWRD
Ferrari guy: Any tips on handling Kate's Dirty Sister?
Vettel: You have to make sure the parts are properly lubricated, otherwise you can't take it to the limit. Also, you have to take control immediately. Otherwise, you're in for a wild ride...
Ferrari guy: Where can I find her?
Vettel: In the paddock. You won't miss her. She stands out from a crowd...
Ferrari guy: I am going to have great fun tonight!
(walks away)
Vettel: That's the seventh guy who fell for that today... I'm on a roll!
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Smallhorses
Ferrari Guy: "So Seb, what's with the new wardrobe? Drawstring pyjama pants, zippered jacket, press-stud collar?"
Vettel: "Vell, I'm sick of being defeated by ze Button!"
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Roo
Ferrari guy: "Pssst... Seb, you still have your pyjama trousers on..."
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mafia_boy
Vettel's side venture as a drug dealer goes better than expected
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Crashbroke23
Vettel: Hello there....(looks at Ferrari guy's mole on his face) mol... mol... mole...
Ferrari Guy: What?
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Soundtrack
Ferrari Guy: "Damned, Paper covers Rock, loosing again!"
Vettel: " Well, I assume you should be used to it by now."
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Alex
Ferrari Technican (through gritted teeth): I'mmmm ssssso happyyy ffffor you
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Sureboss
Vettel: Sorry, do I know you?
Ferrari Technician: Yes, I am Kate's Dirty Father
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Touring Mars
"Ferrari, jealous? Whatever gave you that idea?"
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Open Addict
Ferrari Guy "Look in to my eyes, look in to my eyes, your under. Now when I click my fingers you will want to join our team."

'CLICK'


Vettel "Why do I get this sudden urge to cry".
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Pupik
Ferrari employee: Wish You Were Here, Sebastian.
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daan
Ferrari bloke - So, Seb, is this your look for your GTP avatar?
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mipuumal
Seb: So, what do you think?

Ferrari guy: Definitely noticable, the best way to cover up your receding hairline is to grow your hair out and do a combover.

Seb: I was talking about my win in China...
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Famine
Not-Stefano-Domenicali-(though-really-it-is): Nice job, Sebastien. That car's just flying.

Vettel: Well, you know what they say. Red Bull gives you wiiings...
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Omnis
Vettel: Tom Cruise gave me these glasses. Pleasure to meet you, L. Ron Hubbard.
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Nicksfix
Ferrari guy : Alright,so it's a deal.You slow down like Timo Glock did for Hamilton last year and let our boy Kimi go past you.

Sebastian : Done deal,I appreciate this down payment for the house. I've always wanted to live in Monaco.
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LancerEvo7GSR
Ferrari Guy: Any tips for Kate's Dirty Sister?
Vettel: I'll warn you now, she has a Renault engine.
Ferrari Guy: So Flavio is Kate's Dirty Father!
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Too tough to pick unique ones this week guys eh?? :P

Alright, this week my two go to:
1. Pupik
2. Soundtrack
 
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