F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[PeterJB]

Photographer: (click) Gorgeous, Nick. Now twist your hips a bit more (click). Perfect. Ok hold that pose (click). Beautiful.
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[mafia_boy]

In his mind, Nick Heidfeld hears this sound.....


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[simracerworld]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Nick's chances of a ride next year falling like a meteorite!

 

[Peter]

Heidfield's photo audition for the next Superman goes......not too bad

OR

Heidfield: Ok Kubica, i'll give you my spot the next time i'm about to score points.
Kubica: But i like it down here.
Hedfield: Get up, zip it up, and go!!!!!!!!!!

OR

As Heidfield daydreams about winning a race, a photographer takes shots of his firm arse.

 

[orimarc]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my other handle,
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: WHY THE CAR IS DAMN SLOW!

 

[Ingram]

To infinity, and Beyond!

 

[peterjford]

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

 

[peterjford]

Nick Heidfeld wonders what would have happened if he followed his other dream,
to soar through the clouds as...

a flight attendant.

 

[Touring Mars]

God: "You want to finish where? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

[LewyOs]

Nick Heidfeld shocks the paddock announcing he wishes to persue a career in modelling after leaving F1, as a photographer looks on in disgust....

 

[yeti]

NH : Ooooh that was a good one - shame these racing suits only let air out at the neck...

 

[mafia_boy]

TM, I reckon your first one was better....I would've voted for it.

 

[Bram Turismo]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Nick's chances of a ride next year falling like a meteorite!

! Marvelous! 👍

 

[PeterJB]

FINAL ENTRY

"And here we have the lovely Nick Heidfeld sporting the BMW Sauber Race Suit that just screams lack of points and speed at you. You won't be seeing that on the podium any time soon."

 

[Stevisiov]

Nick: "I just....How can you say a thing like that?"

Mario: "I didn't mean it like that, you weren't supposed to hear, how was I supposed to know the team radio was still on?"

Nick: "I am so offended.....Just don't speak to me, I don't want to hear it."

Mario: "Oh come one Nick, please get back in the car, when I said 'Kubica is the better looking driver' I meant in terms of P1 pace. Obviously I think you are the most handsome driver on the BMW team Nick."

Nick: ..."Save it Mario. Look at the face. I am not interested in what you have to say Mario, as far as you're concerned, my friday practice is over."

 

[Ingram]

FINAL ENTRY

'I never wanted to be a Formula 1 driver. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!'

 

[TheBook]

Final Entry​

BMW Mechanic: Nick, the newest set of tires are here. Would you like to inspect them?

Nick: Bah, leave that to the lowly pit crew.

 

[Touring Mars]

'I never wanted to be a Formula 1 driver. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!'

I hope this joke isn't lost on the young 'uns

 

[Ardius]

I have the pooowwweeeerrrr!

 

[Chronos]

I hope this joke isn't lost on the young 'uns

Great sketch!

Nick: From one bearded God to another... does my bum look big in this?​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I told you you'd like this one ...

Round Ten

Nick Heidfeld: "What do you think? When they make a film of my life, I want Chuck Norris in the lead role."​

 

[-RB-]

i thought that was a pic of nick looking up to kubica!!

 

[Peter]

I don't, but anyways

Nick: Why am I number 2 if i have more points?
God: Because if the team says otherwise, Kubica takes his helmet off. It's to protect blindness.

I have 4 but need to know which is the best.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I have 4 but need to know which is the best.

We can't tell you that; you have to decide for yourself.

 

[zed300]

Photogragher:Nick, Nick, NICK.. I'm over hee~ere..have you got mirrored lens on the inside......
*mutters* God these F1 drivers are vain, who does he think he is Fabio.

 

[RACECAR]

To infinity, and Beyond!

Although this is gonna beat my caption(and most likely win) by leaps and bounds, I'll try it anyway.

Theres nothing to fear, my questionable future is here!

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

BMW's new tactic. Get heidfelds glasses to blind every other driver to get points.

 

[Smallhorses]

No Longer My Entry:

Somehow Nick missed the BMW Corporate memo stating that they want to shake off the stereotypical snooty, toffee-nosed, "I'm a BMW driver so I own the damned road!" image...​

 

[RACECAR]

Heidfeld: I can see the future

Kubica: Whats in it?

Heidfeld: Nothing, Absolutely nothing.

 

[zed300]

MMMMMmmmm ...... I'd like to be a singer and dancer.......I look so good in white.