F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Smallhorses]

Also non-official entry:

Mechanic: "Next move, Front Right."
Heidfeld: "Damn you guys! This is the stupidest position ever! Whose lame idea was it to play "Twister" using the tyre-warmer jackets as the movement spinner?​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

BMW-Sauber introduce their latest upgrade to offer the opposition an arse-kicking: Chuck Norris.​

 

[Boffin]

And in other news, the world's media swarmed around F1 driver Nick Heidfeld today after a small dispute with a hypnotist fan in pit lane - the result of which left Heidfeld acting like a chicken for the rest of the day.​

 

[Soundtrack]

Unsecured Heidfeld wonders if he will follow the “ejected Bourdais” skypath.

 

[LewyOs]

Heidfeld: When I grow up......... I want to DANCE!


Schumacher: I think the dancing is possibly criminal, and I would like to renounce my german heritage.

 

[Ingram]

Although this is gonna beat my caption(and most likely win) by leaps and bounds, I'll try it anyway.

cheers. I'm using my other one though, (unless i can submit two, now there's an an idea...) so maybe you'll still win 👍

 

[TS]

Photographer: Nick, it appears as if you have just **** yourself.
Heidfeld: Well at least now my driver suit matches the cars' performance!

 

[simracerworld]

I just love the smell of losing in the morning!

 

[Jay]

Is that the new model Cessna Citation? I'll have to order one of those.

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

God: What are you looking at?
Heidfield: My future in F1.
God: That's my ass.

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

Phil was beginning to realise why no-one has made a book called "F1's Biggest Disappointments" before...​

 

[Sureboss]

Solar powered sunglasses - the only BMW F1 part which hasn't failed this season.

 

[Omnis]

"Look, Nick, the solar eclipse actually has a secret message. It's telling you how many wins you'll have this season."

 

[LancerEvo7]

Heidfeld looks on as Raikkonen and Sutil settle what happened in Germany once and for all... in F18s.

 

[Tom-D]

Nick strikes a pose after misunderstanding photographers when they request shots of his front left and rear right.

 

[Smallhorses]

Definitively Final Entry. !

As the BMW mechanics re-count the wheels again and come up with only 23, they know there'll be trouble. Suddenly Heidfeld spots the answer...

"Is is a bird? No! Is it a plane? No!
It's another of Alonso's stray wheels bounding down the pitlane!"​

 

[waggles]

Oh. My. God. That is bloody amazing!

 

[nyeboy]

Don't act like you're not impressed.

 

[zed300]

FINAL ENTRY

Nick hums to himself about this season;" It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to"​

 

[Pupik]

Heidfeld: Maybe if I stand like a statue, Nicholas Cage will stop stalking me.

 

[mipuumal]

BMW Mechanic 1: Look out Nick, it's the paparazzi!

BMW Mechanic 2: Stand perfectly still, their vision is based on movement!

Paparazzi: Hey... where did everyone go?

 

[damez]

Nick: What do you reckon?

Paparazzi: Sorry mate, Jenson's facial hair's much more sexy.

 

[psn-marc15]

BMW Mechanic 1: Look out Nick, it's the paparazzi!

BMW Mechanic 2: Stand perfectly still, their vision is based on movement!

Paparazzi: Hey... where did everyone go?

Family guy

 

[Sureboss]

Voting time baby!

Round Ten

Captions:

TheCracker

'Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mer-cedes Benz'

PeterJB

"And here we have the lovely Nick Heidfeld sporting the BMW Sauber Race Suit that just screams lack of points and speed at you. You won't be seeing that on the podium any time soon."

mafia_boy

In his mind, Nick Heidfeld hears this sound.....

simracerworld

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Nick's chances of a ride next year falling like a meteorite!

PJ-FFL

God: What are you looking at?
Heidfield: My future in F1.
God: That's my ass.

orimarc

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my other handle,
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: WHY THE CAR IS DAMN SLOW!

pippin4652

I never wanted to be a Formula 1 driver. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!'

peterjford

Nick Heidfeld wonders what would have happened if he followed his other dream,
to soar through the clouds as...

a flight attendant.

Touring Mars

Phil was beginning to realise why no-one has made a book called "F1's Biggest Disappointments" before...

LewyOs

Nick Heidfeld shocks the paddock announcing he wishes to persue a career in modelling after leaving F1, as a photographer looks on in disgust....

yeti

NH : Ooooh that was a good one - shame these racing suits only let air out at the neck...

Stevisiov

Nick: "I just....How can you say a thing like that?"

Mario: "I didn't mean it like that, you weren't supposed to hear, how was I supposed to know the team radio was still on?"

Nick: "I am so offended.....Just don't speak to me, I don't want to hear it."

Mario: "Oh come one Nick, please get back in the car, when I said 'Kubica is the better looking driver' I meant in terms of P1 pace. Obviously I think you are the most handsome driver on the BMW team Nick."

Nick: ..."Save it Mario. Look at the face. I am not interested in what you have to say Mario, as far as you're concerned, my friday practice is over."

ty00123

BMW Mechanic: Nick, the newest set of tires are here. Would you like to inspect them?

Nick: Bah, leave that to the lowly pit crew.

Ardius

I have the pooowwweeeerrrr!

Chronos

Nick: From one bearded God to another... does my bum look big in this?

Do you race?

BMW-Sauber introduce their latest upgrade to offer the opposition an arse-kicking: Chuck Norris.

zed300

Nick hums to himself about this season;" It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to"

RACECAR

Theres nothing to fear, my questionable future is here!

SR-71_Blackbird

BMW's new tactic. Get heidfelds glasses to blind every other driver to get points.

80Y 2C2

And in other news, the world's media swarmed around F1 driver Nick Heidfeld today after a small dispute with a hypnotist fan in pit lane - the result of which left Heidfeld acting like a chicken for the rest of the day.

Soundtrack

Unsecured Heidfeld wonders if he will follow the “ejected Bourdais” skypath.

TS

Photographer: Nick, it appears as if you have just **** yourself.
Heidfeld: Well at least now my driver suit matches the cars' performance!

Jay

Is that the new model Cessna Citation? I'll have to order one of those.

Sureboss

Solar powered sunglasses - the only BMW F1 part which hasn't failed this season.

Omnis

"Look, Nick, the solar eclipse actually has a secret message. It's telling you how many wins you'll have this season."

LancerEvo7GSR

Heidfeld looks on as Raikkonen and Sutil settle what happened in Germany once and for all... in F18s.

Tom-D

Nick strikes a pose after misunderstanding photographers when they request shots of his front left and rear right.

Smallhorses

As the BMW mechanics re-count the wheels again and come up with only 23, they know there'll be trouble. Suddenly Heidfeld spots the answer...

"Is is a bird? No! Is it a plane? No!
It's another of Alonso's stray wheels bounding down the pitlane!"

nyeboy

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Pupik

Heidfeld: Maybe if I stand like a statue, Nicholas Cage will stop stalking me.

mipuumal

BMW Mechanic 1: Look out Nick, it's the paparazzi!

BMW Mechanic 2: Stand perfectly still, their vision is based on movement!

Paparazzi: Hey... where did everyone go?

damez

Nick: What do you reckon?

Paparazzi: Sorry mate, Jenson's facial hair's much more sexy.

 

[Ingram]

1.peterjford
2.80Y 2C2

 

[Touring Mars]

1. pippin4652
2. TheCracker

 

[mipuumal]

1. peterjford
2. PeterJB

 

[LancerEvo7]

1.simracerworld
2.mipuumal

 

[TS]

1. simracerworld
2. zed300

 

[RACECAR]

This has nothing to do with the votes, I'd just thought I'd point out the irony in the captions from both me and PJ-FFL given BMW's recent announcement.


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